Chapter 2

SCENE: Author watching NCIS:LA Season 5 episode 1 (again)

Granger: Admit it, you like me.

Author: No I don't.

Granger: Yes you do! You were just laughing during the paramedic scene. You like me!

Author: You're delusional.

Granger: Hey, I'm not the one talking to the voice in my head.

Author: Will you go away.

Granger: *Sits down* So, I was thinking.

Author: I hope you didn't hurt yourself doing that.

Granger: *Glares at author* I was thinking about how we could have me in a back story for *REDACTED*

Author: No.

Granger: Why?

Author: Because that would require a flashback with *REDACTED* and I have vowed not to do one for this story.

Granger: It can be a separate story one.

Author: No.

Granger: Come on.

Author: No.

Granger: It would be fun!

Author: No.

Granger: You can show that I'm not a grump and I really have a heart of gold.

Author: No.

Granger: *points to the team sitting next to him* They aren't talking to you I am!

Author: No.

Granger: How about *REDACTED* and I know each other and I've been watching over *REDACTED* for years and even has someone watching over *REDACTED* closely for the past four years.

Author: *Thinking* That might work.

Granger: Really?

Author: *Sigh* If I do this will you shut up after I get it done.

Granger: Yes.

Author: Okay, but only for a couple of minutes I would like to get some stuff done.

5 HOURS LATER

Granger: This is going well.

Author: It is an fast too it's *Looks at time on computer* HOLY HELL IT'S ALMOST TWO IN THE AFTERNOON!

Granger: yeah, so?

Author: So? SO?! No wonder why I'm getting a headache I haven't eaten yet!

Granger: Will you relax.

Author: I have to eat and get stuff done! I'm glad the kids have an after school thing until four.

Granger: Get something to eat we can work some more later.

Author: No, we're done for the day!