The Voices in my Head

Chapter 3

SCENE: Author driving home trying to figure out a different way for two characters to know each other that would the reader would believe….

Granger: Why do I have to be the bad guy in this?

Author: Because during this time that this story is taking place, everyone hates you.

Granger: But I'm finally getting people to like me now!

Author: Okay, how would you handle this situation?

Granger: *thinks about it* I would use *he looks at all the characters in the NCIS/LA universe* HIM! *grabs Deputy Director Jerome Craig (who filled in for Director Vance when Jackie was killed) by the scruff of the neck*

Jerome: HEY!

Granger: This guy! He would be perfect!

Jerome: Put me down! *legs flailing 6 inches off the floor*

Granger: I could see him saying that*REDACTED* *REDACTED* *REDACTED* *REDACTED* *REDACTED*

Jerome: I would not!

Granger: Yes you would you little weasel!

Jerome: You don't even know me!

Author: BOYS!

*Both of them look at the author.*

Author: Owen, put him down.

Granger: Are you going to agree with this?

Author: Put. Him. Down!

*Granger drops him and Jerome falls on his ass*

Jerome: jerk.

Author: You do have a point, I really do not think that you would *REDACTED* *REDACTED* *REDACTED* *REDACTED* *REDACTED* if you know *REDACTED* REDACTED*so I will give this a try and see if it works out.

Granger: Good, the grump with a heart of gold wins again.

Author: You're pushing it Granger!