Hi guys! Thank you everyone for all the wonderful reviews! I had no idea what I was getting into when I wrote the first chapter (Honestly I had noooooo idea how many ponies are in the show, I was going through the wikipage and the ponies just doen't seem to end!), but you guys seem to like the way its going so I'll keep on writing!
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Choices, choices... (Ch2)
Big Mac had only managed to hide for an hour before Applejack kicked down his door. And by kick down she actually kicked it off its hinges and across the room.
"Get out here you home wrecker!" Applejack snapped and Big Mac poked his head out from under the edge of his bed.
"Nnnope,"
Applejack snarled, her lip rising. "If ya'll don't get out from under there then I'll haft drag you out!"
"Filthy Rich is here! Filthy Rich is here!" Apple Bloom sang, hopping into the bed room. She paused when she saw Big Mac peeking out from under his bed. "Why are you under the bed?"
"What does Filthy Rich want?" Big Mac asked, worriedly. All the commotion and the mares outside was sure to disrupt production, maybe Filthy was concerned about the harvest.
"He wants to talk about your marriage," Apple Bloom quipped and Applejack took Big Mac's stunned silence to kick off his bed. Big Mac cowered beneath Applejack's furious stare.
"Ya go down there and ya talk to filthy rich and then you get this mess sorted so we can get on with our lives!"
Big Mac sighed.
He stood up, his head bowed, and walked past Applejack and Apple Bloom, out of his room, and down the stairs. In the kitchen he saw Filthy Rich sitting at the table talking with Granny Smith. The piles of letters had been pushed to a corner of the room.
"There ya are, sweetie, we were just talking about you," Granny Smith said as Big Mac went to stand beside her. "Now, you must be starvin', I haven't made you nuthin' to eat, what with being excited about the days' events." Granny said leaving the table for the woodstove. Her soft humming filled the air as Big Mac focused on Filthy Rich. The stallion looked exhausted, actually, he always looked exhausted with bags under his eyes.
"Big Mac, I have a proposal,"
"Nnnope," Big Mac said.
Filthy looked started.
"But you haven't even heard me out," Filthy urged and Big Mac shook his head.
"Nnnope, no offense, but I'm not marrying you Mr. Rich,"
Filthy Rich stared then tipped his head back, laughing. "I take no offense, but that wasn't what I had planned. I was actually thinking of a marriage between you and my girl, Diamond Tiara."
Granny Smith clucked her tongue, placing a bowl apple sauce in front of Big Mac. "Now, now, Filthy, I'd like to see grandchildren before I go and join my parents. You're girl is just too young."
Big Mac looked down at the bowl of apple sauce.
Filthy Rich looked resigned. "Of course Granny. Well then, I'll see myself out. Thank you again for the apple sauce," He smiled, walking to the door and opening it, the screaming of the mares filling the small kitchen. Filthy closed the door behind him.
Applejack and Apple Bloom both walked into the kitchen, their eyes wide.
"Did…. Did Filthy rich just try and get you to marry diamond?" Apple Bloom asked, unsure.
"Eeeyup,"
"That would be awesome! Why did you say no?" Apple Bloom asked, hopping around the kitchen table.
"'Cuz she just ain't old enough sweetie," Granny Smith said. She looked to Applejack. "Now darling', can you go tell those mares outside that we won't be accepting no mares under fifteen?"
Applejack looked stunned and nodded, heading outside. Moments later Big Mac could hear her screaming at the top of her lungs for those under fifteen to get off farm land. There were cries of disappointment and Applejack came in moments later.
"There were folks bringin' lil'fillies still in diapers to betroth you to them! Betrothing! Can ya imagine?"
"Nnnope," Big Mac said, sitting back on his haunches. Maybe some downtime would let his shoulder heal.
Granny Smith patted Big Mac's hoof. "Now don't you get yourself concerned, Ol'Granny will handle this."
Applejack looked to Big Mac sympathetically.
"Don't worry, Mac, we'll fix this. I promise."
Big Mac nodded wordlessly and took the apple sauce, quickly eating it. He hadn't realized he had been so hungry, but he had done a lot that morning, before Applejack and Bloom woke up, and the apple sauce tasted so good and—
"I am the great and powerful Trixie!"
In that instant, two things happened.
The first was that white smoke poured in from the chimney into the kitchen, blinding everybody, and causing everyone to start coughing.
The second was that Applejack, Big Mac, Apple Bloom and Granny Smith fled the house in order to escape the smoke and were immediately enveloped by screaming mares.
The third thing, not technically counted because it was just outside Big Mac's eyesight was that a pony with an azure coloured coat and dark violet eyes wearing a star covered cape and pointed, if not slightly curled over cap, appeared at the doorway of the house looking confused and triumphant.
Sorta like what Apple Bloom looked like when she finally managed to convince Big Mac to tell her where fillies come from.
That's right.
Unfortunately, that story was for another time, and Big Mac was surrounded by cooing mares wearing so much perfume it was making his head spin.
"In tarnation's, ya'll get back before I show you mares why we Apples are so dang famous for our kickin'!" Applejack roared and the mares parted. Applejack was at Big Mac's side in a moment, helping him to stand.
"What just happened?" Big Mac asked, glancing at the mares who not only were wearing perfume, but cloaks of different designs and colours, and ornate headdresses. He blinked at one, a pretty brown unicorn with coco powder coat, snow white mane and white tipped hooves. Her grey eyes widened before ducking her head, giggling and blushing. She was immediately shoved aside by unicorn mare, with black mane, coat, and red tips on her toes who was wearing the most godawful tweed green cloak covered with white ducks.
Applejack was about to speak when there was another poof of smoke by the house, catching everyone's attention, and standing on the tip of the pointed roof was the same azure coloured pony.
"Ahem, I am the great and powerful Trixie! I challenge all of the mares of Equestria for the hand of Big Mac!" Trixie bellowed.
"Not her again," Applejack groaned, hanging her head.
"Then all of Equestria challenges you for the place of Big Mac, the gentlest of all Apples." Came over the head of the mares who parted as a mare with a white and grey striped coat and turquoise eyes came into view.
Big Mac was stunned. He had never seen her before. She was so different from all the other ponies he had seen.
"Oh Zecora, am I glad to see you!" Applejack said as Zecora walked to her and Big Mac.
Zecora stood before Big Mac, fierce determination on her face. "Never worry, my sweetest of apples, for I shall rid this bringer of smoke from your sweet orchard and bring us peace."
Applejack hung her head. Again.
Zecora looked to Trixie and stormed towards the house.
Sorry that's it guys, I'll try and update at least once a week!
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