Danny Phantom to Dani Phantom Long time no see, cuz!
Dani Phantom IKR! I should totally come visit you, like, sometime next week. I'm planning to go back to Amity Park then on my way to Las Vegas anyways ^.^
Danny Phantom Where are you anyways?
Dani Phantom Up in New York. Saw the Statue of Liberty, it was pretty cool. :)
Danny Phantom Wow, nice.
Danny Phantom WAIT! What are you going to Las Vegas for?!
Dani Phantom Wouldn't you like to know… ;)
Danny Phantom DANI!
Danny Phantom is flying to New York to interrogate Dani Phantom
Tucker Foley I JUST LOST THE GAME! D':
Danny Fenton TUCKER! WTF?!
Danny Phantom Not cool bro! :(
Tucker Foley Haha, I'm not scared of you!
Sam Manson TUCKER! HOW COULD YOU?! I WAS F&%*ING WINNING!
Tucker Foley …. Okay now I'm scared.
Tucker Foley is nursing his multiple bruises
Danny Phantom Haha, serves you right!
Danny Fenton This, my sweet little angel face, would be what I call "karma" ;D
Tucker Foley No… It's called "Sam got new boots". "Spiked" boots, I might add…
Sam Manson likes this
Tucker Foley … you shut up.
Sam Manson *threatens Tucker with boot*
Tucker Foley is currently moving to Canada…
Danny Fenton A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't say anything because it's a duck.
Tucker Foley Haha, Anti-Jokes. Awesome.
Danny Fenton Yeahh.
Dani Phantom Hey everyone! I'm on Omegle!
Danny Phantom What the hell are you doing on Omegle?!
Dani Phantom Oh yeah… forgot about you… heh…
Danny Phantom is again flying to New York to interrogate Dani Phantom
Danny Phantom I sometimes wonder what life would be like if I was a door…
Sam Manson … Not even going to ask.
Danny Fenton PITCH PERFECT QUOTES! GO!
Tucker Foley "I have this feeling we should kiss." "Yeah, sometimes I have the feeling I should do crystal meth, but then I think meh… better not."
Danny Fenton "Release the kraken!"
Danny Phantom *cough* "Slut"
Valerie Gray "That's not a good enough reason to use the word penetrate."
Sam Manson "You're going to get pitch slapped so hard, your man-boobs are gonna cave in."
Dani Phantom "This is Dixie Chick serious."
Danny Phantom DANI! YOU SAW THAT MOVIE?! YOU'RE NOT EVEN 13 YET!
Dani Phantom Hehe… *awkwardly flies away to some random and VERY remote island where Danny will never find me*
Danny Phantom *angrily flies away to some random and VERY remote island where Dani will never think I will find her*
Jazz Fenton … I can't believe that you all actually saw this movie…
Tucker Foley Don't you be the one to judge us. Danny showed us your collection of My Little Pony disks.
Jazz Fenton … That was for a thesis of mine…
Tucker Foley Right… a thesis about My Little Pony…
Jazz Fenton … No one hears of this.
Box Ghost to Danny Phantom BEWARE!
Danny Phantom … I thought you had learned your lesson…
Danny Phantom is gleefully flying through Amity Park with a thermos, banging it against anything that comes his way
Sam Manson You have 10 fish. 5 drown and 3 come back to life. How many fish do you have?
Danny Fenton Pshh, easy! Seven!
Tucker Foley No smart one, it's eight!
Danny Fenton No… no I'm pretty sure it's seven…
Tucker Foley God Danny! 10 minus 5 is 5. 5 plus 3 is 8!
Danny Fenton … Or is it?!
Tucker Foley You are so annoying…
Sam Manson … Guys. They're fish. Fish don't drown.
Danny Fenton …
Tucker Foley …
Dan Phantom to Dani Phantom Who the heck are YOU anyways?
Dani Phantom Your worst nightmare… muahaha…
Dan Phantom No, seriously though, I don't know of any "Dani" Phantoms. Who the heck are you?
Danny Phantom She's my… uh… cousin?
Dan Phantom … No she's not. I never knew her, and I'm you from the future.
Danny Phantom The wrong future though, and in this future, Dani's my cousin.
Dan Phantom … But… she'd still be my cousin, no matter which future I'm in…
Dani Phantom That's what you think. ;)
Valerie Gray … This conversation just gave me a headache…
Dani Phantom to Red Huntress Heyy Girlll! How's it goin'? ;D Have you caught and tortured my cuz yet?
Danny Phantom … Hey…
Red Huntress No, not yet, but I'm getting close ;)
Danny Phantom I find this awkward to be reading…
Dani Phantom Just so you know, if you sneak up behind him using an anti-ecto suit and push really hard on this one spot just below his neck and a few inches to the left he'll faint. ^.^
Danny Phantom Dani! What the heck?!
Red Huntress Really? Well that's certainly helpful information…
Danny Phantom GUYS! I'm right here you know!
Red Huntress Yes. Yes you are.
Dani Phantom Love ya too! ;D
Danny Phantom -.-
Danny Phantom I'm not a slut… I'm a volunteer prostitute ;D
Danny Fenton Dude, don't be so creepy
Danny Phantom But Danneh, I love youu!
Danny Fenton O.o
Sam Manson God I can't believe I'm reading this…
Danny Fenton Who else is excited for Christmas?!
Sam Manson MEEEEE! :333
Dani Phantom … Sam are you alright?
Danny Phantom Don't worry Dani, she's ALWAYS like this around Christmastime.
Sam Manson I can't help it! ^.^
Dani Phantom …. I find this disturbing.
Danny Fenton Don't we all…
Paulina Sanchez to Danny Fenton No seriously though, how do you know all these ghosts and stuff? Why are they friending you?
Danny Fenton I've got connections…
Danny Phantom DANNEH! 3
Danny Fenton Danny, my bro! *commence epic fist bump*
Paulina Sanchez …
Tucker Foley is out buying Jennifer, his latest PDA 3
Susie PDA *gasp* Tucker, how dare you?!
Tucker Foley Susie? Wait, what?! You have a Facebook?!
Susie PDA No, don't you be the one giving me excuses! How dare you cheat on me like that?! I thought we had something special!
Tucker Foley Now sweetie, uh, don't be mad…
Susie PDA What?! Am I just not special enough?! Do I not have enough apps?! Because God forbid I can't get the latest update of effin' ANGRY BIRDS!
Tucker Foley … Well… your keypad was broken…
Susie PDA You know what?! FINE! I've already moved on anyways you bastard!
Tucker Foley O.o
Sam Manson …This conversation just reached a new level of weird.
Danny Fenton
Haikus are easy
But sometimes they don't make sense
Refrigerator
Sam Manson O.o
Danny Phantom What Sam MEANT to say was, bravo Danny! That was extremely well thought out and equally hilarious!
Danny Fenton Thank you Danny.
Danny Phantom you're welcome, Danny.
Sam Manson I wonder about getting you help sometimes…
Danny Phantom Did somebody say SUPER?!
Sam Manson Oh God…
Tucker Foley Ha! I call Fun Danny!
Valerie Gray …?
Danny Fenton Like, dudes, you wanna go play some video games?
Danny Phantom I'm sorry Danny, but I must protect the citizens of Amity Park! HUZZAHH!
Sam Manson … I'll go get the you-know-what…
Tucker Foley Aw, man!
Valerie Gray …?
Tucker Foley There are people who threaten to kill you like they're joking… and then there is Sam…
Sam Manson ;) I got those spiked boots on hold for you Foley…
Jazz Fenton Okay, so today it started snowing, and Danny, who's listening to his MP3 Player while looking out a window, goes-
"Oh wow, the snow's so pretty, I'm feeling all poetic… The snow cascaded across the land like a thick white blanket in- OMG I LOVE THIS SONG!" -.-
Danny Fenton What can I say, I don't really like poems.
Danny Phantom Me neither. Poems are evil.
Danny Fenton I'm glad I have SOMEONE on my side.
Sam Manson … This is beyond sad what I just read here.
Hunter Skulker started the page Ways to Destroy Danny Phantom
Danny Phantom Well I feel pretty special now.
79 people have joined the page Ways to Destroy Danny Phantom
Danny Phantom REALLY?!
Dani Phantom joined the page Ways to Destroy Danny Phantom
Danny Phantom -.-
Dani Phantom I love you too ;D
Danny Fenton, Sam Manson, and Tucker Foley joined the page Ways to Destroy Danny Phantom
Danny Phantom … Wow. What good friends I have.
SerenSplash989 Ta-da! Chapter Two is up! Just to let you know, I again took some ideas from the earlier facebook chat story I mentioned and I also used this one line from Jenna Marbles (love her!) I own NOTHING that I mentioned on here. Zip. Zilch. … Okay so I own the line about the snow and the MP3 player since that actually happened to me today… anyways, I thought I should explain some of these…
For "The Game" one, I had currently lost the game and was really pissed off at the moment, so I wanted to vent. What better way than torturing Tucker?
For the Anti-Jokes one, I had looked at the website and thought that joke was funny so I just put it on there. End of story.
For the "Life as a door" one… well… let's just say sometimes I ask my friends questions that they think I should get help for…
For the "I'm not a slut, I'm a volunteer prostitute" one, that was actually a line one of my best friends found on some website lol. I thought it was pretty hilarious so that's why I put it on there. :)
And I already told you about the line with the snow and the MP3 player… I was looking out my window and admiring the snow while talking to my brother. I had my ipod on though while I was talking about the snow as if it was a poem and then the song changes and I'm like "OH MY GOD I LOVE THIS SONG!" and then go back to doing dishes. Yeah… I do weird things… I once threatened to hit my brother with a pineapple…
Danny Fenton No seriously though, who the heck is this girl?
SerenSplash989 Don't you wish you knew ;)