Danny Phantom Woop woop! Christmas party at the GZ tomorrow night!
Tucker Foley Jeez, you would have thought that you would have learned your lesson after your lair-warming party or whatever you call it
Danny Phantom You did think I would have, didn't you?
Danny Phantom to Red Huntress So… come here often?
Red Huntress O.o
Danny Phantom First one to like my status I will be married to on Facebook for one whole day!
356 people like this
Danny Phantom *grins evilly* Now, let's see who won…
Danny Phantom is married to Danny Fenton
Sam Manson Oh my god…
Tucker Foley Dying of laughter here!
Danny Fenton What can I say? I'm just that cool.
Danny Fenton Parents are at Ghost Hunting Convention! Oh yeah! Now I won't get in trouble for sneaking off to the Christmas Party in the Ghost Zone!
Maddie Fenton … Danny you do realize we still have facebook no matter where we are?
Danny Fenton … Crud.
Maddie Fenton And just so you know, if we find out that you went to that party, you will be grounded for an entire month
Jack Fenton Yeah, because we can't come to this one! :(
Danny Fenton -.-
Maddie Fenton Oh… and by the way… when we get home, I expect you to explain to me why you're married to Danny Phantom…
Danny Fenton …
Dani Phantom is now friends with Dani Fenton
Dani Fenton is now friends with 345 others
Danny Fenton Sweet! You finally got a facebook!
Jack Fenton Hey, you're a Fenton? Do we know you?
Dani Fenton Uh… yes?
Jack Fenton …. Ohh, you must be Uncle Richard's kid then!
Dani Fenton …Sure let's go with that.
Private message between Danny Fenton and Dani Fenton
Danny Fenton The sad thing is… we don't have an Uncle Richard…
Dani Fenton O.o
Danny Phantom is now Single
Danny Fenton Why Danny, why?! D':
Jazz Fenton … I can't even begin to describe how awkward this is…
Danny Fenton I'm having an epiphany!
Sam Manson ?
Danny Fenton What if…we were just some T.V. show that is played over and over in a 3D world not of our own…what if we're just….cartoons? What if we're not even real? What if I have…FAN GIRLS?
Tucker Foley Pshh…
Sam Manson Nawww.
Butch Hartman That's silly.
Danny Fenton Heh, you're right, how silly of me. (:
Danny Fenton … Wait who are you?
Danny Fenton Is it just me or is there a lot of people showing up on my feed that I don't even know?
Tucker Foley The same thing's been happening to me!
Danny Fenton Weird…
SerenSplash989 I know right?
Star Benson Okay, I swear, the girl's bathroom is haunted!
Paulina Sanchez IKR?! It's like, you can SEE the outline of someone in one of the mirrors sometimes, and the sinks will randomly go on and off!
Star Benson Yahh! Not to mention how many times the lights have flickered!
Danny Phantom Yeah, because I had NOTHING to do with this.
Danny Phantom Look up the Diarrhea Song. Now.
Tucker Foley … Dude, that was just…
Sam Manson Seriously Danny, what was going through your head when you suggested for us to see this?
Jazz Fenton … Danny… Why were you even searching for this in the first place?
Sam Manson O.o
Tucker Foley O.o
Danny Phantom …
Jazz Fenton I question your mental health.
Danny Phantom So excited for Christmas party tonight! ^.^ Sam, Jazz, Tucker, Dani Fenton + Phantom, Danneh (;D), you're all comin' with!
Sam Manson This is going to rock…
Ember McLain … I was going to say that…
Dani Phantom Yesss! Another party!
Tucker Foley Stay away from all beverages of any kind.
Dani Phantom Fine MOTHER…
Danny Fenton YEAH! So excited!
Maddie Fenton No.
Danny Fenton … nevermind…
Danny Phantom My Secret Santa was Skulker… and he got me a pin for my jumpsuit that said "I Am The Prey of The Ghost Zone's Greatest Hunter" -.-
Hunter Skulker You're welcome ;)
Danny Phantom …
Vlad Plasmius WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS?!
Tucker Foley Haha, so Danny… what did you get him?
Danny Phantom A cat… named Jack ;)
Tucker Foley :O OMG, no way!
Vlad Plasmius DANIEL! WHY DID YOU NAME HIM JACK?! A CAT WOULD HAVE BEEN FINE… BUT WHY NAME IT JACK?!
Danny Phantom … Did you just say getting a cat would be FINE?
Vlad Plasmius … No…
Danny Phantom You did! OMG you did!
Vlad Plasmius … we will forget about this Daniel… and I'm deleting my comments…
Danny Phantom Too late frootloop. The beauty of screen capturing…
Vlad Plasmius is going to murder Danny Phantom…
Tucker Foley What did you do now Danny?
Danny Phantom Hmmm… not sure. That's weird, since I usually keep tabs of all my pranks on him…
Vlad Plasmius That stupid CAT you gave me turned out to be a MALE! And he had kittens with MADDIE!
Danny Phantom … Are you serious?! xD
Tucker Foley BAHAHAHAHAHA! .
Vlad Plasmius But it's okay… I named the three kittens Daniel, Danielle, and Jasmine.
Danny Phantom … Oh. My. God.
Jazz Fenton WHY WAS I DRAGGED INTO THIS?!
Danny Phantom is playing Truth or Dare at Dani's Lair
Valerie Gray This should be fun…
Dani Phantom Ugh… Well… This was a dare so… Oh God… Just… I'm just going to get it over with…
Tucker Foley Hey! You weren't supposed to say it was a dare!
Dani Phantom Look, do you want me to do it or not?
Tucker Foley Ugh, fine, just go…
Dani Phantom Okay… well… um…
Dani Phantom is uploading video file: "Dani Singing 'I Am Not A Whore'"
Valerie Gray Oh my… Dear God…
Dani Phantom I know. My dear cousin's friend Tucker is so nice to me.
Tucker Foley ;D
Tucker Foley is mad at Dani Phantom right now…
Dani Phantom I had to get back at you somehow, didn't I? ;D
Tucker Foley is uploading the video file: "Tucker's Landshark Dance"
Dani Phantom Because nothing is more interesting than a landshark.
Danny Phantom … What I want to know is why you know about Jenna Marbles…
Tucker Foley Ooooh, this will be interesting…
Valerie Gray Because my life feels very boring all of a sudden since I'm not playing Truth or Dare at Dani's lair … JENNA MARBLES QUOTES! GO!
Sam Manson "Woah, are we in the matrix?"
Dani Phantom "TURTLE BACKPACK TURTLE LANDSHARK!" XD
Tucker Foley Don't… bring that up…
Danny Fenton "Say goodbye to Spiderman!"
Danny Phantom "'Bad Romance' isn't about a guy at all. It's about f #$ing cake."
Dani Fenton "Nicki Minaj taught me that starships were meant to fly." Lolol…
Danny Fenton *glares at Dani*
Dani Fenton *gulp*
Star Benson "A bra… in a bra… in a bra… BRACEPTION"
Paulina Sanchez "Makeup getting' everybody pregnant…"
Valerie Gray "I don't give a flying pretzel in skittle rainbow hell what your problem is now."
Danny Phantom … Okay, Val won. Agreed?
Dani Phantom Agreed.
Danny Phantom … I'm still mad at you.
Dani Phantom Darn.
Danny Phantom … I'm scared… it's my turn next for dares… O.O
Sam Manson This one will be good, Phantom. I can assure you that.
Vlad Plasmius I've been scarred.
Danny Phantom YOU? I'm the one who had to actually do it, frootloop!
Vlad Plasmius Point taken…
Dash Baxter What did you have to do?
Danny Phantom I'd… rather not talk about it…
Sam Manson He had to streak through the entire… and I mean ENTIRE Ghost Zone…
Danny Phantom SAM!
Sam Manson Haha
Dash Baxter Woah… harsh, dude
Paulina Sanchez UGH! How come none of you got video?!
Danny Phantom O.o
Sam Manson O.o
Dash Baxter O.o
Paulina Sanchez Uh… I mean…
Sam Manson Don't… just… don't…
Danny Phantom Muahaha… its Sam's turn now…
Valerie Gray Surprisingly, I'm looking forward to this…
Sam Manson is not going to upload the file ^.^
Danny Phantom Come on! You HAVE to!
Sam Manson Nope. Uh-uh. You can't make me.
Danny Phantom Really? ;)
Sam Manson … Don't you think about that, Ghost Boy!
Valerie Gray You got yourself into this, Manson.
Sam Manson Danny! Don't evenefsdyikljsnfshvbkkdf…
Sam Manson Hi, my name's Samantha Manson, and I may be a dark Goth on the outside, but on the inside, I just want to find my true love and have him whisk me away to a magical fairyland!
Sam Manson And now I'm going to upload the photo… uploading picture file: "Sammykins in a Dress"
Valerie Gray … I have to say, points to Phantom for that one
Sam Manson … Wait… what the…! DANNY!
Danny Phantom Why do girls always hang their mouths open when putting on makeup?
Sam Manson … Are you spying on me?
Danny Phantom … No…
Private message between Danny Phantom and Tucker Foley, Sam Manson, Master Vortex, Maddie Fenton, Jack Fenton, Box Ghost, Technus 2.0, Desiree Wish, Hunter Skulker, Penelope Spectra, Lunch Lady, Clock Work, Ember McLain, Young Blood, Dan Phantom, Under Growth, Sydney Pointdexter, Sheriff Walker, Johnny 13, Kitty Kat, Fright Night, Freak Show, Pariah Dark, Dragon Dora, Dani Phantom, Frost Bite, Infinite Amorpho, Ms. Pandora, Mr. Wulf, and 113 others
Danny Phantom Whoever can get Vlad Plasmius to admit he's a frootloop gets $30!
Hunter Skulker Hm… I accept the challenge, Whelp.
Dani Phantom Pshhh… good luck! I've been trying for, like, ever… it's impossible!
Hunter Skulker Nothing's impossible for the Ghost Zone's Greatest Hunter.
Dani Phantom Whatever you say…
SerenSplash989 Hehe… let's see is Skulker is really up to the challenge… By the way, the whole thing where Danny has an epiphany is all from FakexReality's fanfic Phantom Facebook… NOT MY IDEA! Just to let you know :) Oh, and I got some other stuff from her too just because I thought it was so hilarious. Check her fanfic out!
1) LOL, even though this is completely unrelated to the FB comment made by DP where he said "So… come here often?" but I thought it was funny so I'm going to say it anyways… So, I have this friend, and she had this crush on this guy. They both liked each other but hadn't gotten together yet. And because the guy gets really shy and stuff, when they're sitting next to each other in class he- seriously, he did this- he says, "So… uh… come here often?" When she told me about this, I laughed until I peed, because I can totally imagine him doing that xD
2) By the way, when Danny keeps forgetting his mom can read his stuff on facebook, I just want to say that I do that too. My mom will always comment something on one of my posts and in my head I'll be like "… I forgot you had a facebook…" See, this is why I like Instagram and Twitter. They are things my parents DON'T HAVE.
3) The Diarrhea Song is actually a thing. Look it up. One of my besties found it (she had an argument with her mom about what the definition of diarrhea was… turns out they were both right). Anyways, for the next like, three days at school, she was singing it, and it was so funny I thought I would share it here. Also, the first thing that went through my mind when she told me about it was "… what was she doing looking up songs about diarrhea?" Haha
4) For the "I Am Not A Whore" one… well, we can all admit that is the most hilarious song ever, am I right? xD
Aaaand I'm too lazy to do the rest ^.^
Tucker Foley Oh my gosh Danny… the weird girl is on my timeline too!
Danny Fenton I know! Who the heck is she?!
SerenSplash989 I'm your worst nightmare.
Tucker Foley …
SerenSplash989 Nah kidding, I'm an over-obsessive fangirl
Danny Phantom NOOOOOOOOOO! D: