"Stupid policemen...think they've got the right to do whatever they please..." Rick muttered as he was following Finn and Jake to the police station.

Morty was still in too much pain to say anything, moaning and groaning before finally being able to make out a sentence to Rick.

"Rick...I don't ever wanna drink, like, ever again, in the history of ever." Morty moaned to Rick, barely able to make out his words. "You have no idea the pain..."

"Slow your roll there, Morty. I certainly do know the pain of being hungover. You get used to it after a while. And you shouldn't drink while you're underage. Your brain's, like, still forming or some crap I read online."

"Then why did you let me?!" Morty snapped back at him.

"Because I was drunk too! You can't expect me to be responsible for my actions when I'm drunk! Gee, it's like you don't even know me. Let's just get to this stupid police station and go home."

After a bit more silent travel, Finn and Jake stopped at a building labeled "Ooo Police Station: Shiny new sign!"

"Well, here we are." Finn said, going up to the door with Jake. Rick and Morty followed behind them.

Finn knocked on the door. "Police?"

When the door was opened, two Banana Guards came out, holding swords. As if by instinct, they pointed them at Rick and Morty.

"WHERE'S PRINCESS BUBBLEGUM?" One of them shouted, getting his sword closer to Rick's throat.

"How many times do we have to say we don't know about any Princess Bubblegum before you idiots understand?" Rick yelled at them. "I just want my portal back, so my grandson and I can go home and I can do something about his sickness."

"Why are you guys even here?" Jake asked. "Don't you guys normally guard PB's castle?"

"Well, since the Princess is missing, we've been assigned to work here to see if we spot anybody." The same Banana Guard who shouted at Rick stated. "Seems we caught our two suspects."

"Suspects?" Rick asked. "Just give me my portal back, before I kick all your sorry-"

"Rick!" Morty whispered to Rick, punching him on the arm. "These guys are like, the higher-ups! Don't mess with them!"

"I'm afraid we can't do that." The Banana Guard continued.

"And why is that?!" Rick asked, angry.

"Because it's evidence in your trial case."

"Evidence? To what?! That you're all a bunch of flim-flammin' morons?!"

"That's it, sir!" The Banana Guard continued, getting his handcuffs out and putting them on Rick. "You are under arrest for being suspicious and for hurting my feelings!"

"Whoa, now...l-let's not do anything too drastic." Morty said, not wanting to get arrested. "I mean, we just wanna go home, and we have no idea what this princess thing is about."

"You're under arrest too!" The other Banana Guard said, putting handcuffs on Morty.

"Hey! What did I do?" Morty asked.

"You...um...you were here with the guy who hurt our feelings!"

"Guys, don't arrest them." Finn said. "We've still got some questions to ask about-"

"Don't worry, F and J." The Banana Guard arresting Rick said. "We can handle it from here."

"Man, I haven't been handcuffed like this since that one night at the..." Rick started, then realizing his grandson Morty was listening, stopped. "Never mind. As I was saying, we're innocent!"

"Sure you are." The Banana Guard arresting Morty said. The two Banana Guards looked at each other and pushed Rick and Morty inside of the police station, following behind them and slamming the door.

Finn and Jake heard a click, which made them assume that the door was locked.

"Dude, we gotta go in there." Finn said. "It's not fair that they got arrested like that."

"Nah, the Banana Guards were right. They were pretty suspicious." Jake replied. "Besides, they've got it under control."

"The Banana Guards are dodos! They had no real reason to arrest those two!"

"Are you just saying all this junk because they're humans? Is this going to be another Susan for you?"

"No! I'm saying all this junk because it's not right!"

"Well, the door's locked, there's not much we can actually do." Jake said, tugging at the door.

"Break through the window?" Finn suggested.

"Are you crazy? We'll get ripped apart by pieces of glass!"

"We've survived worse then glass, dude. It's worth a shot."

"If you're getting up there, it's gonna be by yourself." Jake said. "I'm not getting killed."

"Jake..." Finn begged, but still Jake refused. "Fine, we won't break through the window. Just stretch up to that window to see what's going on in there."

"Promise you won't try to break through?"

"Bro promise, bro." Finn said, fist-bumping with Jake. Jake stretched up to the top window so they could see what was going on with Rick and Morty. From what they could see, things weren't in their favor.

AUTHOR'S NOTE: Sorry for such a long delay; Writer's Block and Camp NaNoWriMo and stuff. I'm happy to see all the positive reviews this story has gotten so far. Also, I'm considering bumping up the rating from K+ to T so there can be more violence and perhaps Rick can swear once or twice (so far all that's been used are made-up curses; however, that's nothing like Rick actually is in the show). However, I'm uncertain if I'm going down that route yet. What do you guys think?