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Once we got off the jet, we had to enroll in school, because frankly, I cannot handle Masaru 24 hours a day with nothing to do. Usually we fight and kill people, but here, no one is under the omerta. Plus, I heard that there are demons at one of the schools in Namimori, which is where the young Vongola goes to middle school.

Once I enrolled us into school, we rented a small house on the edge of town. I told Hinata and Masaru to collect information on everyone in this town, and to hack into the school admin-website. They're really good with computer stuff.

I pulled on some ripped jeans, and began scouting the area, looking for potential threats, interesting things, and cute things. As soon as I reached the more populated residential area, I found all three things in one.

At the park, I saw a baby. Not just any baby, the cutest effing baby I have ever seen! And the weirdest part, was that he seemed extremely familiar. First of all, he had a glowing yellow pacifier around his neck, which I was very suspicious of. Second, he gave off a very dangerous aura.

Now, by this time, I had connected the dots. My mouth dropped open. "R-R-R-Reborn!" He obviously heard me, but didn't think anything of me calling his name.

This was the Number One Hitman in the Entire World. He was also part of the Arcobaleno, which were an infamous group of hitmen and hitwomen. I know about three of them. One being Mammon, or Viper. He's part of the Varia, so I've met him. He gets on my nerves, but we're friendly because of our mutual love of money. The second is Fon, because I helped his student I-Pin out once, when she had fought with the wrong guy. He owes me a favor for that, but I never really contact him. The last, is Reborn. The only reason I know him is because he keeps stealing jobs and clients from me. I hate him. I despise his very existence.

"Reborn~" I said in a sickly sweet voice. "Won't you greet your rival?"

"I don't associate myself with people lower than me."

Did I mention that I hate his guts?

"I thought you were babysitting the new Vongola candidate? It's been the talk of the town, you know."

He ignored me. Just then, I noticed someone else with him, looking rather uncomfortable at our exchange.

He was the most adorable thing known to man. He had fluffy brown hair that stuck up all over the place, and big brown eyes that looked like they could make a man want to rape him. Hell, I wanted to rape him!

Reborn, knowing my tendencies to get a bit… Enthusiastic, already had his hand out, which just barely caught me in time to stop me from jumping on the boy.

"You. What is your name, Oh Cute Overlord?" I panted, trying to keep Reborn in a headlock, only to have him scratch my face with a flying bullet.

"M-Me? C-Cute?" Oh Cute Overlord stuttered.

"Yes, you. Who else, Overlord?"

"Um, Sawada Tsunayoshi."

I tensed a bit. From Masaru's spy network, the Decimo candidate was supposed to be named Sawada Tsunayoshi…

"Wait. Sawada Tsunayoshi? The Vongola candidate? Other than, you know?"

Reborn sent me a look, which made me think that this kid didn't know about Xanxus. But… How could he not know?

"Eto, hai."

"Well then, I have to give you a warning. Formaggio are the strongest. Don't look down on us." I hissed at them, baring my teeth.

Reborn snorted a little, and I looked over. "I'm not going to be on your side, this time, Reborn. And I won't help you either. I know you, you're always planning something."

On that note, I walked away, pleased with myself.

It was only later that I realized I had just made myself an enemy of the best hitman in the world.

"SHIT! I'm doomed…"

Tsuna POV

After that weird girl left, I turned to Reborn.

"What did she mean, she's not going to be on your side this time?"

He smirked, "She was my second lover. She helped me on missions, and helped me chase away my first lover. She's strong, but ridiculously petty. She's also useless without a sky."

His.. Second lover?!

"Wait…. But wasn't she around 17 years old? She was really tall!"

"For a Japanese woman. And no, she's thirteen or fourteen now."

"HIIIEEE?! What?!"

"You heard me, Dame-Tsuna. She was good in bed, too."

"HIIIEEE!"

"I'm joking. She never let me do anything to her. She was only ten, anyway."

"Isn't that even worse….? I mean, you're obviously older than you look, right? So one of you was the lolicon in that relationship."

"I'm not a pedophile, Dame-Tsuna. She was mature in body and mind, anyway. Just not age."

"I don't even want to know…"

"Stop arguing with me, Dame-Tsuna. I'll tell you more later. She and her Famiglia would be very useful allies in the future."

"But she said she was our enemy."

"She'll come around."

"NO! SHE WAS PRETTY CLEAR ABOUT WHAT SHE SAID!"

He hit me over the head with his Leon-gun. "Shut up, Dame-Tsuna."

A.N.

Yes, it was weird. It was meant to be humorous, but it dropped big hints. For instance, the whole thing with her being his lover? That was part of how she became associated with the Vendice.

By the way, the reason they broke up was because she refused to get in bed with him, so he cheated on her with another women. She dumped him after that.

Yes, she does know Fon, and obviously she knows Mammon. They don't like allying with the mafia, but they do know a lot of people in the mafia. Ironic, no? It will all make sense later on.

Bye!