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Chapter 2: Arrival at the Magic Kingdom
"Come on, Jareth, it's the happiest place on Earth," Sarah whined as she pulled the Goblin King along.
"This place is a sess pool of mortal indecency," Jareth griped as another stroller ran over his boot for the third time in the last twenty minutes.
"We've only just arrived. You aren't giving the place a chance. This is where magic happens," Sarah said trying to reason with him. Arriving had gone down well enough. The hotel they were staying at was on Disney property but it wasn't really a hotel at all. They were staying in the Animal Kingdom Villas. The room was decorated in a rustic/African theme. It had two bedrooms, a kitchen, living room, all the necessities and amenities of a small apartment. The best part of the room was the view from the balcony which overlooked a Savanna with giraffes and zebras.
In fact, Jareth had been so excited about the wildlife just outside the window, that he'd spent most of the evening on the balcony watching the animals graze. They'd been in Florida for a day and a half and this was their first trip to the park. They'd rented a car which allowed them easy transportation around town and to the parks instead of having to wait for the crowded buses. Jareth had even been thrilled about parking in the villains parking lot.
"Sarah, I know real magic and this debauchery of glitter and commercialism hardly qualifies as magic," the Goblin King snorted and sneered at a passing child who was dressed up as Cinderella.
"You have no sense of imagination," Sarah chided as she pulled him along down Main Street U.S.A.
"I don't need a sense of imagination. I know for a fact that most of these creatures exist. They live in my kingdom or I know precisely where to find them." He corrected her haughtily.
Sarah rolled her eyes. There would be no reasoning with him. She decided to take him on a ride instead, hoping to change his mind about his Disney experience. They'd been here twenty minutes and so far he'd only succeeded in glaring and making small toddlers cower in fear.