A.N.

So, I decided some pairings! They are:

For Masaru:

Belphegor. And Basil will have a small crush on her for a short time.

For Hinata:

Dino (There was a misunderstanding which caused them to break up in before. It was settled). Hibari will also like her (They have a strange relationship. They get along fairly well when fighting together, and are in sync when they terrorize Dino together. However, they hate each other any other time.)

For Emi:

Not totally decided. I'm thinking about Reborn. Or maybe Fon. Review and suggest ones that you might like. (I'm introducing Emi in person in two chapters)

For Nanami:

Well, you already know about the failed relationship with Reborn. It isn't decided. Maybe Xanxus? Or, I dunno, Gokudera? Meh, suggest people please. It's kind of hard finding the perfect pairing.

Well, this chapter is mostly a filler. The plot is going to come in after I establish some things, so I'm just putting in Mukuro and Chrome now.

Start!


"Kufufufufu…"

The creepy laughter echoed throughout the hall. We decided to meet Rokudo Mukuro after school ended, so we headed to Kokuyo by bus. Unfortunately, we had absolutely no idea where they were. We asked around, but the only places suspicious people were seen at were the school, and Kokyo Land, which was most definitely abandoned.

So, I, being the idiota I am, decided, hey, let's go to Kokuyo Land! It sounds fun! Of course, we found the gang there, but we had to get through his subordinates first. I tried explaining that we just wanted his autograph, but no! Masaru had to mention that she also wanted to negotiate an alliance with him. Baka.

So when we finally got to Mukuro, he basically hid in some mist and laughed to scare us off. Asshole.

"Oi! Masaru wants you're autograph, so can you hurry up and give it to us? We also wanna help you bring down Vongola!" I yelled up to him.

"Kufufu, you're mafia, are you not? I don't see why we should trust you. Mafia are all scum."

"Ugh. Just, like, this is stupid. If it makes you feel any better, we aren't really evil per se. We're, like, just, insane." I sighed.

"Kufufu. Fine."

I had no effing idea that would work. Point to Nanami! He came out of the mist, and I saw his appearance. He had pineapple style hair, and heterochromatic eyes, with one red with kanji on it, and the other blue.

"Fuck! You're hot! Lemme at 'im! Lemme at 'im!"

Hinata and Masaru had to hold me back from mauling him. I'm kind of obsessed with hot guys. I can't fight them. It's a huge weakness. Hinata has to bribe me to fight them, but I never fight at full strength unless they piss me off. It's the same with adorable children and girls. I feel terrible if I hurt them.

Masaru eventually got her autograph, which Mukuro seemed highly amused about. We made negotiations to meet again to work together. After this was over, he fell over, and changed appearance.

I freaked out, but it turns out that Mukuro was possessing this girl named Chrome. She was so cute. It was all I could do not to jump on her and hug her to death. Fortunately, I refrained from doing so. That would not have helped us get into Mukuro's good books.


We were going home, when all of a sudden an explosion shook the neighborhood. We didn't really know what was going on, but we knew that there was chaos, so we ran towards the source of the explosion. We were disappointed when we found a regular two-story house with the plate saying 'Sawada.'

Only I recognized that name, so I stood there, debating whether to knock on the door or not. Masaru solved my inner dilemma by just going straight to the door and ringing the bell. I knew that she'd probably mess things up with what she says, so I stomped on her foot just as the door opened, with Hinata stomping on the other.

"Hello, Sawada-san. We're new to the neighborhood, and were worried when we heard loud noises coming from this house. So, we came here. Now that we're here, we'd love to get acquainted with you." I flashed her a charming smile, hoping that this would work.

"Oh! Hello, and welcome to Namimori. My little Tsu-kun loves to play with his new friends, and they're rather loud, so don't worry if you hear noises! They love to play!" She smiled back at us. She seems to be totally oblivious to what's going on, so I decided to let that go. "He has so many new friends, and a really handsome one came over today! He's a foreigner, and said Tsu-kun is his new younger brother!" She swooned.

Oh no. I only know one Mafioso who would do that. And he happens to have a really cute turtle.

"Oi! Cute Overlord! We came to check out the neighborhood! Let us in!"

He recognized me from my cute nickname for him, so he ran downstairs, panicking. It's good to know I strike fear in the hearts of people.

"W-W-What are y-you doing here?!"

"We came to check out what was happening when we heard explosions." Hinata stepped in lazily.

"Hinata-chan!" A certain blond idiot who happens to be Hinata's ex-boyfriend yelled.

Hinata turned around angrily, still not forgetting why she broke up with him.

You see, she thought he was cheating on her. She may not seem like it, but she's a worrier. She was quietly worrying over whether he was really in love with her the whole time they dated. She caught his secretary trying to come onto him, and everything went downhill from there.

Masaru and I know that he's way too dense to have the ability to even think about being unfaithful. Plus, he was hopelessly, head over expensive Italian boots in love with her. He still is.

"What?" She asked icily.

He froze on the spot, scarred by her unforgiving tone. Ouch. One hit K.O.

He slowly regained his composure, and I took pity on the poor guy. I decided to explain what happened.

"Hinata." I said quietly, gesturing at her to come over to me.

"Dino didn't actually cheat. Masaru and I wanted to tell you, but you were too angry for us to even get a word in edgewise. His secretary tried to kiss him while he was asleep, that's all. He fired her and made sure she could never get a job again as a warning to any other potential molesters."

She stood there shocked. She looked like she had been turned into stone. I waited for her to take this all in.

"D-Dino," She started


A.N.

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