A.N.

Okay, so I haven't updated in a really long time, but that's because of school and teachers and whatnot. Plus, I had this writers' block thing where I would get a great idea, sit at the computer, and type. But, all that typing led to this: 'Masaru and Hinata and Emi and I are good friends. We like the Varia and the Vendicare prison.' It sounded like a two year old wrote it. Anyway, I hope you enjoy!

Kimmyluvschu: Thanks! Um, yeah, it's Bel. Lol, I know I made it obvious. Okay, um, I guess it might follow the anime more because my older brother just got back from college and he was forced to watch KHR by his friends, so he can provide me with information the wikia cannot give me. I know, it's sad, but I get most of my information from there. I didn't finish it, so… DON"T JUDGE ME!

Bloody Angel's Death Rose: Woah. I didn't even think about FonxEmi. Thanks! Now I just have to decide, so yeah. I myself am wondering how this will play out, because I have no idea what I'm doing. So, thanks for following this story.

Start!

So after the voice in my head talked to me (that sounds super schizophrenic) I lay on Tsuna's comfy couch and pondered. And pondered. And decided that thinking was too much work and that I should just go to sleep.

So, I did.

Next thing I knew I had a bag shoved over my head, and people's hands on my ass, and legs, and arms.

"RAPE! RAPE! RAPE!" I tried to scream. It probably sounded more like,

"MAPLE TREES! MAPLE TREES!" though, because of the bag. I was carried none too gently through wherever I was, and was plonked onto a chair.

When the bag was taken off, I glared furiously at the people who carried me. I couldn't really see properly though, because there was a light shined in my face. Seriously, people need to move past the fact that lamps are always used in interrogations. All they create are annoying situations. And potential blindness.

I think I may or may not have said that out loud, because the light was moved away about two seconds later, and the overhead light was turned on.

I looked up to see….

DUN DUN DUN!

The Varia plus Emi plus Masaru and Hinata! Fuck. Xanxus still hasn't forgiven me for throwing one of his own wine glasses in his face. I don't get it. He throws it at us, so I threw it at him!

Notice how I made Masaru and Hinata a single entity. They're like, connected at the hip.

I think I said that out loud again, because Squalo started VOOIIIII!ing and complaining that Fran used too much chloroform. Oops.

Hehe, my head feels funny…

I CAN SEE THE LIGHT! IT BURNS!

I woke up again with a splitting headache and small black dots littering my vision, so I did what any other sane person would do.

I screamed and started cursing out Masaru. Whenever something you don't like happens, it is always her idea. Or her fault. Whichever word you fancy more. I'm serious. (Don't listen if they try to use this stupid and obviously fake rule about everything always being my fault. They lie.)

There was this one time that my lunch was perfect, gorgeous. It was a sushi platter from my favorite place, and guess what happened? She kicked a soccer ball right onto the damn sushi. That's not even the worst part, though.

She ate it.

I don't mean she ate it before the soccer ball hit it. I mean, she ate the sushi while it was covered in soccer ball disgustingness.

Anyway, I did what any sane person would do.

"MASARU! YOU BITCH! YOU DID THIS! I KNEW YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE GOTTEN TOGETHER WITH BELPHEGOR! HE RUINS YOUR MIND!"

Yeah…. That wasn't taken well.

A.N.

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Again, I'm really sorry. I basically threw this together in hopes that it would be funny. I'm not sure if it was, though, 'cuz I fail at humor.

Ok, so here's the thing. I need to promote things so….

If you like the anime Ouran High School Host Club, then you might like my other fic Resonating Memory. It's pretty good, if I do say so myself, and OHSHC was the first anime I ever watched, so I worked hard on it. The summary isn't amazing, but I've gotten good feedback, so yeah.

The other thing is that I'm going to write another fanfiction, and I wanted people to vote on what category it should be, so please go vote! Seriously. I promise to write more often and with better chapters for all my fics if I get over fifteen people voting. So, thanks again, and ciao!