These are random Omakes that kept invading my mind while I'm in the start of writing the third chapter and since I don't want these precious little bundles of sudden-popping pieces of imagination -and yes I call them that- go to a wasteland of my forgetfulness, I decided to just compile them as a surprise Omake chapter.

Yeah, you can thank me later... or not but do try to enjoy this one.

KNB does not belong to me. Unbeta'ed as always.

~Submission~

A mini Omake compilation

Omake #1

Midorima Shintaro sometimes hated the fact that amongst all soldiers training under captain Akashi, he is the smartest and most knowledgeable one next to the red head, as the captain often trusts him with writing a full page report of their progress, every single day.

"Shintaro, I want the day's reports on my desk in an hour"

"Yes, captain Akashi" The red head, having heard the other's reply, then reached a hand towards his lover "Shall we go, Tetsuya?"

The crowned prince, happy that his lover listened to him, reached for the hand with his own and then the two left.

Midorima decided to start working on the report paper.

Exactly 57 minutes and 22 seconds later, the green head, having done the reports is now knocking outside the captain's office doors.

"Unlocked?" Midorima mumbled to himself when the door slightly opened. He might as well check if the captain is inside and if not, he can just leave the report on his table with a small note.

However, the next scene he saw had automatically drained all colors out of his body. Inside to office is one almost shirtless Akashi, having the time of his life marking his already shirtless by then, lover by creating love marks on Kuroko's neck. The two were to engrossed with their activity, seemingly unaware of their sudden visitor.

Thud!

Midorima fell stone cold on the hard floor. His nose having traces of blood oozing out.

"We should also bring him to the infirmary" Kuroko 'symphateticaly' glanced at the fallen soldier.

"First Daiki, then Ryota and now even Shintaro. I hate being interrupted from my time with you" Akashi stated with irritation.

"Then you should have locked the door, Sei" Kuroko reprimanded as he buttoned his shirt.

"Not my fault, you simply tempt me too much that all I want is to jump you everytime" Akashi stated as he puts on his shirt. "No matter, the day is still pretty young"

Kuroko can only smile with amusement.

Omake #2

"No"

"Come on my dear son, it's going to be great"

"Still no"

"Think, the uniqueness of it all. You'll be the first one to do it and if it's a success we can make it as tradition"

"That's a stupid idea"

"It is not son, why can't you see the mesmerizing beauty beyond the words"

"Only the two of you think of it that way"

"Please? For your father?"

"My decision is final"

"If you-"

"For the last time father, my and Sei's marriage vows won't include any of your and Izuki-sempai's puns"

"What about your reception spee-"

"Try and I'll ban you from my own wedding"

Omake #3

"Oi, Shige what are you evilly smirking for?"

"Taiga my friend, look at them and feel, it's practically invading the air" Ogiwara Shigehero pointed at the three retreating pairs of Aomine and Kise, Midorima and Takao and lastly Murasakibara and Himuro.

"What am I supposed to feel?"

"The sexual tension, my friend"

"The hell are you talking about? They barely know each other, minus Kise and Aomine that is and you have that in mind? What kind of thinking is that? Are you somekind of a hidden pervert?"

"Come my friend, let us bask into the power of love and be cupids!" Shigehero clearly had ignored his friends words.

"Stop dragging me into your nonsense! Go play cupid yourself"

...an hour later,

Ogiwara Shigehero, armed with his calculating eyes of a cupid -as he had called himself- and an unwilling Kagami is now following a pretending to be annoyed by-the-other'-presence, Aomine and a jolly Kise who kept giving each other some stolen side glance.

"Ah my friend, what do you know about the wonder that is love?"

"...It's disturbing stuff"

"You are mistaken love is great, love is free, love is boundless and eternal. Love is fiery and fierst..."Kagami can only groan as his friend started to preach about love. After almost seven minutes of having listened to the instant love guru that is Ogiwara Shigehero, Kagami simply just have had enough and deviced a plan to escape.

"Look Shige, a flying turtle!"

He was not a genius, okay?

Kagami tried, he desperately tried to pry his way out of the danger zone...however the other's hands had been much faster and Kagami found himself being held by his colar. "Look at the flying turtle! I say!"

"There is no such thing as a flying turtle Taiga" Ogiwara stated in a lecturing tone "However there is love that can make you feel like your above the clouds"

"Why am I dragged into this again?" Kagami uncharacteristically weeped.

Omake #4

"So you're Shin-chan!" A raven suddenly popped beside the green head with an overly confident aura and a smile that practically, well, beams.

"What's it to you, nanodayo" Midorima was annoyed at the nickname but surprisingly not with the one who adressed him with such.

"I'm Takao Kazunari!"

"Do I look like I'm interested?" Truthfully he is.

"Aww, Shin-chan is such a Tsundre~"

A what?

"I like it!" And all of a sudden, much to everyone's amusement and to Midorima's nightmare, Takao had clung unto the male like a Koala would to a bamboo.

Kagami snickered "Well he's your problem now"

"Entertain him, he'll like it" Ogiwara added with amusement

Midorima stared at the guy with horror "What!?"

"If you must know, it's an...uhm... a noble profession" Himuro gave his two cents.

Kuroko Tetsuya slightly chuckled at his friends antics and joined "A yes, Kazunari-kun is hard to please -so not true, but meh- he must have taken quite the liking on you Midorima-kun"

Midorima is about to protest when he had felt something...

"Don't rub yourself on my face, nanodayo!"

"I'm marking Shin-chan as my property" Takao declared as Midorima for the first time since knowing Akashi is now fear-strucked. Takao is doing what now?

"I am not your property, nanodayo!"

Omake #5

"Dai-chan!" a weeping Satsuki strolled into the studio.

"Hah? Satsuki?"

"Dai-chan why am I not part of the cast? Everyone's in there but me! It's so unfair!"

"How should I know, woman!? Maybe because your a terrible actress? Hah that must be it"

"Mou~ that's not true!"

"Originally, you were part of the cast but you demanded a kissing scene with Kuroko and the authoress didn't like the idea, nanodayo."

"What!? That's so unfair! Kazue-chan!"

"Fine..." The authoress stopped her current plot brainstorming to face the pinkette "I'll try to add you in the upcoming chapters...Wait that's it I shall give you the perfect role that only you can portray!"

"Kazue-chan do I get to ki-"

"Nope you do not get to kiss Kuroko Tetsuya, only Akashi can cause this is my story and I say so"

"Authoress-san is a meanie to Momoicchi!"

"A look at that Kise...it says 'edit' do you want me to take you out of the story?" The author asked with a menacing aura.

"I take it back! Kazuechii is not a meanie!"

"Glad you know Kise, glad you know"

The others stared with disbelief.

I haven't gotten around the full concept of Ogiwara's attitude and character, so if he ended out to be OOC then my apologies.

For Omake number three, I did thought of AoKaga than AoKise for the implied pairings but the concept of trying to save oneself from Ogiwara's devious schemes just doesn't sound Kise as we all know, the blond would most probably invite himself in without being asked.

And that Omake #5...I included myself just because I can and I'm the author who does as she pleases... Sorry Kise and Momoi! I love you both!XD