In honor of Purplebandit3000, Obsidios and his little brother, Nhylus and B.J, Winter Rae, Ewisko, Gamestomper and anybody else who has delighted me with their works on Fanfiction. I present the next chapter of Infinitus Dolor (Infinite Pain in Latin)
Theme song
The camera zooms past a few evergreen trees and a certain cafeteria tent that were both dripping wet. At the top of the giant cliff D.J appears to be flirting with a blushing Sophia.
Tell mom and dad I'm doing fine
D.J approaches Sophia to kiss her but slips on a puddle and falls off the mountain
You guys are on my mind
At the bottom Kansas emerges from the water and flips her hair out of her face. She looks up and D.J falls on her. The camera zooms to the land where Thomas laughs at the misfortune
You asked me what I wanted to be
Danika gives him a scoff and walks away leaving Thomas to follow her in attempts to apologize
And now I think the answer is plain to see, I wanna be famous!
The camera zooms past them and to a river where Culebra and Phaecifer fight each other on a raft that sails to a waterfall. They don't notice this and fall off but are caught on a log
I wanna live close to the sun
Liam swings from a vine, flips off of it and lands on them causing the log to break. They fall on the confessional booth just as Micah leaves. He looks at them startled and then runs off
Pack your bags cause I've already won
Anna leaps on to Micah and starts twirling on his back
Everything to prove nothing in my way I'll get there one day
Erik is being punched by Johnny as the two walk by Marvin and Grace, the latter is dragging the former by his ear with a scowl on her face
Cause I wanna be famous
Inside the Mess Hall you see Noah, Harold and Ezekiel tied up on a chair each wearing a plaid intern uniform shivering as Chef serves them something that cannot be identified. They try to get away but an arm sprouts out of Ezekiel's, grabs him and throws him outside the Mess Hall. The camera follows him outside where he lands on Sean, crushing his D.S
Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na
Lorem ipsum dolor sit (Latin)
Minx runs from a bear
Θέλω ѵα (Greek)
Dusk is trying to comfort Scarlett
Ech vian du chinni (Niakian)
Kitten chases Beardo and Leonard
Jeg ønsker ǻ vǽre (Norwegian)
Brett flirts with Katie and Sadie
Yo quiero ser (Spanish)
Chris laughs
Je veux être célbre (French)
There is a blinding flash and suddenly all the participating campers are sitting around the campfire pit which is alit. On the stumps closest to the center, D.J and Sophia are holding hands and get closer in order to kiss one another. But Liam flips into the air and lands on D.J causing Sophia to gasp and look at D.J in fright. The camera pulls back revealing the other campers whistling to the tune of the theme song, each one soaking wet.
"All right campers you have one hour, aaaaaaaaaand go!"
Rowdy Romans
Minx stood atop of a tree stump as though it were a soap box and announced to her teammates "Okay guys, we have to actually work hard on this! If we lose this challenge we'll be down a member and it will cause us to lose more challenges so we have to work! Any objections?"
Johnny raised his hand and answered "Yeah, I have a minor problem with working alone, I think we should split up." Everyone else nodded and Minx sighed "Fine, Liam, you go with Sean. Kansas goes with Scarlett and Micah will take Anna. Dusk will be with me, which leaves Johnny with Erik, we good?" Johnny punched his hand and replied "Oh you betcha!"
Confessionals
"Erik: Oh c-crap!
End confessionals
Nimble Niakians
Thomas had followed Danika to the east side of the woods in search for materials they could use for the shelter. Danika was searching for loose tree trunks to drag back to the clearing and Thomas just stood there looking at her in awe. Danika didn't like this and jumped from the branch she perched on to the ground and glared at him.
"Are you just gonna stand there and watch me work?" Thomas nodded and replied "Why not, I love working girls! It's so weird and abnormal but cool!"
Danika was taken aback by the comment and slapped Thomas across the face "Sexist!"
Confessionals
Thomas: Did I do something?
"Danika: I hate men like him who think girls shouldn't work! They aggravate me so much!
End confessionals
Romans
"Oh and when you're done finding some sticks, my feet need a rub!" Erik stuttered in reply "B-but, Johnny, shouldn't y-you help?"
Johnny burst into laughter "Me, help a poor boy such as you? As if I would even consider that!" Erik sighed while he picked up some pebbles. He struggled to move a bigger stone out of the way.
Once he finally moved it he saw a little worm pop out of a hole where the rock had been. He smiled "Hello little guy, how are you?" Before the worm could respond a canary swooped down and picked the worm up in its beak and flew away.
Erik gasped and stumbled back while Johnny just laughed harder.
Confessionals
Johnny: (He cannot contain his laughter and stumbles over)
Erik: Johnny is such a jerk! He's not even helping me find building materials! He needs to be taught a lesson… I wonder if anyone on my team can do it.
End Confessionals
Niakians
Phaecifer was walking along the coastline humming to himself the theme song of Total Drama. He appeared to be in deep thought, he was obviously not searching for anything so he looked rather out of place. He looked over the Dock of Shame and ran his hand across the wood. He made some sort of face and bent down to smell the planks. He stood up and donned a puzzled look on his face. He shook his head "Nah!"He turned around and continued humming, not noticing the shaking bush that was right behind him.
Confessionals
Phaecifer: For a second there I thought the island was a robotic replica of the original island. (He licked his hand and made a face that gave off the feeling that he shouldn't have done that. He gags and spits) Gah, nope definitely Wawanakwa! Now I know the answer to my cousin's question, Owen farts cannot be washed away!
End confessionals
"All righty campers! One hour is up! Time to build!"
Romans
"Okay guy's! What did we find?" Minx had gathered them all to the same spot they had gathered earlier.
Johnny held up a large bag of rocks, Kansas had brought some large sticks, Liam showed off a large collection of vines, Anna, Dusk and Scarlett dragged several logs, Sean pointed to a heap of scrap metal and Micah doze off under a tree he found an hour earlier, he hadn't moved.
Minx examined everything that had been brought bad stopped abruptly when she reached Micah. She looked at him in shock, but that shocked face soon turned into that of rage. "YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME! MICAH GET UP!"
Micah opens one eye, looks at Minx, scoffs and closes his eye. Before she can shout at him again, Micah pulled out a remote and pushed the button. Instantly a large mansion popped up from the ground bearing a striking resemblance to the winner's cabin from All-stars. The Romans looked at the cabin in awe as Micah smirked and said in a relaxed tone of voice "Happy?"
Minx could only nod in response; Micah chuckled at her speechlessness and replied "Good, now buzz off!"
Niakians
The Niakians did not waste any time whatsoever. They were busy cutting up all the logs and tying them together with vines and filling in the holes with mud. They had just about finished when Marvin looked over to see the progress the Romans had made, big mistake. "HOLY SHTTAKI MUSHROOMS!" he hollered
This startled Danika as she and Brett looked over to the Roman's side, the view shocked them.
Confessionals
Danika: No
Brett: Freaking
Marvin: Way!
End confessionals
The Niakians halted production on their cabin to stare at the Roman's cabin. Chris too, had come to see why the Niakians had stopped working and the face he made was priceless. "AWESOME! I thought I'd never see that old place again! But the challenge was to strongbuild/strong a shelter, not to revive a shelter. So the winners are The Nimble Niakians!"
The Niakians cheered as Micah walked up to Chris and whispered something that couldn't be heard, thus causing Chris to chuckle "Never mind, I'll make an exception seeing as Micah had to strongbuild /strongthe remote, so I'll count it! This means the real winners are, The Rowdy Romans!" The Romans cheered while the Niakians sighed in defeat.
But Chris wasn't finished "As your reward you get to keep your shelter!" Danika looked puzzled and asked "What do you mean they can keep their shelter?" Chris laughed and snapped his fingers "This!"
A herd of wild moose came running and trampled down the shelter that the Niakians had made. When the stampede faded out nothing was left of the Niakian's shelter. Chris laughed at the groans of the losing team and announced "Now it's off to the Mess Hall with you guys! Dinner is served!"
Confessionals
Kansas: Food? Finally! I'm starving!
Sophia: Why didn't Chris let us eat lunch? It doesn't matter, I'm starving! I could eat anything!
Chef: I made something special! It took me forever to make, after all (he scratches his armpit) I made it from scratch! Heeheeheehee!
End confessionals
Mess Hall
Niakian table
Kitten sat down struggling to get her food to stay on the plate. The slop wasn't too happy as Kitten pinned it on the table "Ouch! I think my food bit me! Cool!" Kitten exclaimed as her food ran away. Sophia stared at her, a bit freaked out. She shook her head as if to tell herself to focus and announced to her team "Okay guys we need to vote someone out here, but the question is… who? I think everybody here did their best to win the challenge so we might just have to find another reason for why they should go any suggestions?"
Phaecifer raised his hand, Sophia just sighed "No we're not voting for Culebra." Phaecifer lowered his hand and snapped his fingers in disappointment. Marvin piped up "I just don't get why Chris let the other team win, they didn't do anything but push a button! At this rate, we're going to need a button to save our skins!"
The Niakians gasped, Sophia then spoke on their behalf "Why would you say that, are you suggesting that we're weak?" Marvin nodded. Culebra stood up and grabbed Marvin's collar, raising a fist to his face "Are you saying I'm not good enough?" Before Marvin could respond Danika spoke up "Well he's not the only one who thinks that!"
Culebra dropped him and turned to look at Danika. Brett spoke up this time "Who else doubts us?"
Danika replied without hesitation "Not so much us as a whole, rather he doesn't believe girls have what it takes!" Danika didn't need to continue, the culprit spoke up as soon as he heard that remark "I never said that! I just said that working girls were weird and abnormal!" he quickly covered his mouth as all the girls gasped.
Than an unfamiliar voice spoke up amidst the silence "Aww man, you're screwed, eh!" The speaker was none other than ex contestant Ezekiel, who had come out of the kitchen wearing a plaid intern's uniform.
The entirety of the 20 campers all stared at Thomas in disbelief when they were interrupted again "Okay, now I know I've seen this scene before… Nah probably just confused. Anyway Niakians it's that time! Meet me at the campfire pit in 10!"
As Chris left the Mess Hall, Danika replied in a hushed growl "Oh we'll be there Chris, we'll be there!"
Confessionals
Thomas: I'm screwed
Ezekiel: He's screwed, eh. I can't help boot feel bad fur him yoo knoo, considering I wus in the same spot as he is now. I joost hoope he learns, eh!
Chris: Maybe it was in a dream I had before World Tour…
End confessionals
Campfire pit
Chris stood in front of the 10 campers, who all sat themselves on the 10 logs by the fire place. In his hand Chris held a tray and on it laid 9 golden coins. The campers waited for instructions. "Campers, in my hand I hold 9 gold Kultors, which are ancient Niakian currency. These are this season's symbol of safety which means if you do not receive one, you are eliminated. So without further ado the first Kultor goes to…
"Phaecifer
Culebra!"
Culebra caught his Kultor in the air as he glanced over triumphantly at a scowling Phaecifer.
"Kitten
D.J
Sophia
Danika
Brett and Grace!"
Those who had been called caught their Kultors as they flew towards them.
"Thomas, Marvin the final Kultor goes to…
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Marvin let out a sigh of relief as he caught the Kultor. He waved it mockingly in Thomas' downtrodden face. Thomas got up and walked to the Dock of Shame waiting for the plunger to take him. Chris came up to him and said "Hey man, the plunger will be coming quite fast so I suggest you brace yourself!" Thomas nodded and before he could say anything in reply a plunger hit his mouth at max speed. The impact made him scream in pain and agony… well as loud as possible when you have a toilet plunger covering your mouth.
The plunger pulled at Thomas' mouth dragging him over the water and out of sight. Chris laughed at the sight and turned to the camera "So there you have it folks! Thomas was the first to take the plunge, but he certainly ain't the last! Tune in next time for another painful episode of TOTAL DRAMA INFINITUS DOLOR!"
The camera zooms to the Mess Hall where Marvin is finishing up his meal. Suddenly he is pulled under the table by a force powerful enough to pull such a great weight such as himself. He looks at his attacker and gasps "Grace? What are-" Grace places a hand over his mouth "Shut up loser, you almost got voted out today! Thank your lucky stars that sexist giant was around to open his mouth or else you would be the one leaving!"
Marvin looked confused, Grace noticed and told him "I care because I need an ally, someone desperate enough to do anything I say in order to save him from elimination." Marvin's perplexed face turned to that of understanding. Grace continued "So what do you say, are you in?" Marvin thought it over and then nodded. Grace's scowl lightened up "Good, nobody is to know of our deal got it?" Marvin crossed his heart. Grace nodded and released him. "I'm glad we're on the same page!"
Confessionals
Marvin: (Holds up crossed fingers) As if!
Grace: As if I would believe him, so I need other allies in case he fails, which he most likely will! I know he will!
End confessionals
Chapter 3 is done for! So how was it? I understand that there was a coding error with chapter 2 and I think I fixed it but I'm not quite sure… let's hope it doesn't get to this chapter that would be bad. Anyway, you know the drill; reviews of any kind are always welcome here! On till next time my uh… I need a nickname for you guys because 'dear readers' is pretty worn out.
-That1guyeveryonehates