Me: Hey, guys. Here's the fourth chapter to the Nightmare Before Christmas (Spyro Style). My mom's birthday was two days ago.
Spyro: Really? What did you do?
Me: We went to Texas Roadhouse. And I gave her a written version of my story, the Legend of Selena.
Cynder: What does she think of it so far?
Me: I haven't asked her yet. But I didn't finish the drawing and coloring part of the story, but soon I'll do that. So here's the chapter. Hope you enjoy it.
(Back in Halloween Town, Spyro had jingle bells in his paw.)
Spyro: It goes something like this. (Plays "Jingle Bells) How about it? Think you can manage?
(The band plays "Jingle Bells" off key.)
Ignitus: Next!
Spyro: Fantastic. Now why don't you go practice on that and we'll be in great shape. Cynder, I need your help more than anyone's.
Cynder: You certainly do, Spyro. I had the most terrible vision.
Spyro: That's splendid.
Cynder: No! It was about your Christmas. There was smoke and fire.
Spyro: That's not my Christmas. My Christmas is filled with laughter and joy and...this. (Pulls out a drawn picture of him dressed up as Santa Claus) My Sandy Claws outfit. I want you to make it.
Cynder: Spyro, please listen to me. It's going to be a disaster.
Spyro: How could it be? Just follow the pattern. This part's red. The trim is white.
Cynder: It's a mistake, Spyro.
Spyro: Now don't be modest. Who else is clever enough to make my Sandy Claws outfit?
Ignitus: Next!
Spyro: I have every confidence in you.
Cynder: But seems wrong to me. Very wrong.
Spyro (Takes out a nutcracker and shows it to Blink): This device is called a nutcracker.
Elliot, Wendy and Sharp: Spyro! Spyro! We caught him! We caught him!
Spyro: Perfect! Open it up! Quickly!
(Elliot, Wendy and Sharp opened the bag but it revealed a female white bat.)
Spyro (Gasp) That's not Sandy Claws.
Wendy: It isn't?
Sharp: Who is it?
Rouge (Easter Bunny): I told you I'm Rouge the Easter Bat! Now get me out of here!
Spyro: Not Sandy Claws. Take her back!
Elliot: We followed your instructions.
Sharp: We went through the door.
Spyro: Which door? There's more than one! Sandy Claws is behind the door shaped like this! (Takes out a cookie shaped like a Christmas tree)
Wendy: I TOLD YOU!
(The three dragon kids strangled each other, leaving Spyro annoyed. So he made a scary face and let out a loud screech, scaring the kids.)
Spyro: I'm sorry for the inconvenience, ma'am. Take her home first and apologize again! Be careful with Sandy Claws when you fetch him! Treat him nicely!
Elliot: Got it.
Elliot, Wendy and Sharp: We'll get it right next time!
(At Dr. Volteer's place, he was creating his newest creation.)
Volteer: You will be a decided improvement over that treaturous Cynder.
Shade (Igor): Master, the plans. (Brings some blueprints for skeletal reindeer)
Volteer: Excellent, Shade.
(Later that day, everyone was doing their Christmas jobs, especially the reluctant Cynder. Then everyone sang a song.)
Citizens: This time. This time.
Ghosts: Making Christmas.
Marilyn: Making Christmas.
Ignitus: Making Christmas. Making Christmas is so fine.
Citizens: It's ours this time and won't the children be surprised. It's ours this time.
Bianca: Making Christmas.
Hunter: Making Christmas.
Bianca and Hunter: Making Christmas.
Ember and Blaze: Time to give them something fun they'll talk about for years to come.
Citizens: Let's have a cheer from everyone.
Elora: It's time to party.
Vampires: Making Christmas, making Christmas. Snakes and mice get wrapped up so nice with spider legs and pretty bows.
Tikal: It's ours this time.
Ripto, Elora and Banjo: All together that and this with all our tricks we're making Christmas time.
Banjo: Here comes Spyro.
Spyro: I don't believe what's happening to me. My hopes, my dreams, my fantasies. (Cackles)
Kazooie: Won't they be impressed, I am a genius. See how I transformed this old rat into a most delightful hat.
Spyro: Hm...my compliments from me to you on this your most intriguing hat. Consider though this substitute. A bat in place of this old rat. Huh, no, no, no. That's all wrong. This thing will never make a present. Try something fresher, something pleasant. Try again, don't give up.
Tomas, Charmy and Cream: All together that and this with all our tricks we're making Christmas time.
(At Christmas Town, all the elves were making toys. Volteer and Shade were using electricity to bring the reindeer to life. The citizens were making presents as well, but their ideas were very macabre. When Christmas Eve came, everyone continued the song.)
Citizens: This time, this time.
Spyro: IT'S OURS!
Citizens: Making Christmas, making Christmas. La la la. It's almost here and we can't wait. So ring the bells and celebrate. 'Cause when the full moon starts to climb we'll all sing out.
Spyro: IT'S CHRISTMAS TIME! (Cackles)
(At Christmas Town, a golden panda wearing a red suit and red hat with a white trim. It was Spencer Santa Claus. He was looking at his naughty/nice list.)
Spencer: Kathleen? Bobby? Susie? Yes, Susie's been nice. Nice. Nice. Naughty. Nice. Nice. Nice. There are hardly any naughty children this year. (The doorbell rings) Now who could that be?
(When Spencer opened the door, there stood Elliot, Wendy and Sharp, ready to capture him.)
Elliot, Wendy and Sharp: Trick-or-treat!
Spencer: Huh?
(Elliot, Wendy and Sharp shoved Spencer in a sack and took him back to Halloween Town. Back in town, Cynder was getting the finishing touches on Spyro's Sandy Claws costume.)
Cynder: You don't look like yourself, Spyro. Not at all.
Spyro: Isn't that wonderful? It's couldn't be more wonderful.
Cynder (Takes out a picture of Spyro in his normal suit): But you're the Pumpkin King.
Spyro: Not anymore. (Breaks the picture frame) I feel so much better now.
Cynder: Spyro, I know you think something's missing, but... (Pokes Spyro's talon with her needle)
Spyro: Ow!
Cynder: Sorry.
Spyro: You're right. Something is missing. But what? I got the beard, the coat, the boats, the belt...
Elliot, Wendy and Sharp: Spyro! Spyro! This time we bagged him.
Elliot: This time we really did.
Sharp: He sure is big, Spyro.
Wendy: And heavy! (Pulls the string on the bag)
Spencer: LET ME OUT!
(Everyone gets shocked as they see a male gold panda wearing nothing but red.)
Spyro: Spencer Sandy Claws. In person. What a pleasure to meet you. Wha...why you have hands. You don't have claws at all.
Spencer: What? Where am I?
Spyro: Surprised, aren't you? I knew you would be. You don't have to have another worry about Christmas this year. Consider this a vacation, Spencer. A reward. It's your turn to take it easy.
Spencer: But there must be some mistake.
Spyro: See that he's comfortable. Just a second, fellas. Of course! That's what I'm missing. (Takes Spencer's hat) Thanks.
Spencer: But you just can't... (Gets shoved back into the bag) Hold on! Where are we going now?
Spyro: Ho ho ho. No.
Cynder: This is worse than I thought. Much worse. I know! (Walks home)
(Back with the three kids, they were taking Spencer to the graveyard.)
Spencer: Me on vacation? On Christmas Eve?
Sharp: Where are we taking him?
Wendy: Where?
Elliot: To Malefor Boogie of course. There isn't anywhere in the whole world more comfortable than that. And Spyro said to make him comfortable, didn't he?
Wendy and Sharp: Yes he did.
Spencer: Haven't you heard of peace on earth? And good will toward men?
Elliot, Wendy and Sharp: NO! (Both laugh evilly)
(Back at Dr. Volteer's house, Cynder pulled out a jug of fog juice.)
Cynder: This will stop Spyro.
(Then she hears a drill coming from Volteer's lab. He was making his newest creation.)
Volteer: What joy of what we'll have in common. We'll have conversations worth having. (Kisses the creation but gets hit in the lips.)
(Back at the three dragons' tree house, they were taking Spencer to Malefor Boogie's chute pipe to his lair.)
Spencer: Don't do this! Naughty children don't get any presents!
Wendy: I think he might be too big! (Pushes Spencer into the chute)
Elliot: No he's not. If he can go down a chimney, he can fit...down...here!
(Finally, the three kids pushed Spencer into the chute, which sent Spencer into Malefor's lair. He saw the strangest neon lights in scary forms. Then a dragon in a purple and black burlap sack. This was the evil Malefor Boogie the kids kept talking about. He began to sing a song.)
Malefor: Well, well, well. What have we here? Spencer Sandy Claws, huh? Ooh! I'm really scared. So you're the one that everybody's talking about. (Laughs evilly) You're joking, you're joking. I can't believe my eyes. You're joking me, you gotta be! This can't be the right guy. He's ancient, he's ugly. I don't know which is worse. I might split a seem now if I don't die laughing first. When Mr. Malefor Boogie says there's trouble close at hand, you better pay attention now 'cause I'm the boogie man. And if you're not shaking, there's something very wrong. 'Cause this might be the last time you hear the boogie song. Whoa.
Chorus: Whoa!
Malefor: Whoa!
Chorus: Whoa!
Malefor: Whoa!
Chorus: Whoa!
Malefor and the Chorus: I'm the Malefor Boogie man!
Spencer: Release me now or you must face the dire consequences. The children are expecting me so please come to your senses.
Malefor: HA! You're joking, you're joking. I can't believe my ears. Will someone shut this fella up! I'm drowning in my tears! It's funny, I'm laughing. You really are too much. And now with you're permission, I'm going to do my stuff.
Spencer: What are you going to do?
Malefor: I'm going to do the best I can. WHOA! The sound of rolling dice to me is music in the air! 'Cause I'm a gambling boogie man although I don't play fair. It's much more fun, I must confess, with lives on the line. Not mine of course but yours old boy, now that would be just fine.
Spencer: Release me fast or you will have to answer for this heinous act.
Malefor: Oh brother, you're something. You put me in a spin. You aren't comprehending the position that you're in. It's hopeless, you're finished. You haven't got a prayer. 'Cause I'm Mr. Malefor Boogie. And you ain't going nowhere. (Laughs evilly)
Me: That's it. Part of the story had one line breaks because I used my brother's computer and then used our iPad. And good news, it's official, I'm going to do the Land Before Time (Spyro Style) starting tomorrow.
Spyro: That's a great idea. Is Sonic style official yet?
Me: Yes, but it will come on the week of Halloween.
Cynder: Cool. When will the DeviantArt version of the story come?
Me: It will come in January. So many DeviantArt members will have to wait. So don't forget to review.
