Today was not Dipper's day. First Dipper got a cold. It didn't help that Moon and Bill got one too. Bill was in his human form. Then Mabel tried to cheer him up by asking him to hang out with Bear-o, which scared him.
Then Robbie offer to bite him. Moon bonked Robbie in the head after that and lectured Robbie for the fiftiest time that week. Stan told him that he should take a walk in the woods. Moon fell on him after he kicked the tree that she was sleeping in. Then the gnomes tried to attack him but stopped when they found out he had a cold.
When he went back to the shack he was trampled by tourists. Soos had to dust him off. Wendy saw Dipper go up to him room. When she got up there, his side of the room was a mess. "Wow, kid must of haved had a bad day." Wendy said to Mabel.
"Yes he did. Wellp back to making sweaters!" Mabel exclaimed. Wendy remembered a song that her mom used to sing to her when she had a bad day. She started humming the songs first notes.
"Little child. Little child. Don't be sad. The world may be mean to you. You may not see the good in the world at first but when you grow up you will see it. The woods are full of mystery, some solved and some not. The tooth's memories, the sandy dreams, north, the bunnies eggs, and jack's frost shall help you through the days of trouble. The shimmering moon comes help you to fall asleep. Little child don't be afraid of the things in the woods. The bill is watching over you. Oooooh. Oooooh. Ahhha ahhha. Lalalala." Wendy sang. Behind her, Bill, Moon, Stan, Soos, Mabel, and Robbie quietly clapped their hands.
"Your a great singer, Wendy." Moon complemented.
"Thanks Moon." Wendy said.
"Where did you hear that song?" Robbie asked.
"My mom sang it to me when I was young and I was having a bad day." Wendy replied.
"Your mom is an excellent singer." Robbie said.
"Was an excellent singer. She was killed by vampire hunters. They were idiots back then. Couldn't tell the difference between good and bad vampires." Wendy said.
"Oh, sorry." Robbie said.
"It's okay. You didn't know." Wendy said. Except for Wendy and Dipper, they all went downstairs. "Your a good kid, Dipper, your a good kid." Wendy said.
"And your a great singer." Dipper said.
"How long have you been awake?" Wendy asked.
"Ever since you started singing." Dipper answered.
"Well, you need to sleep that cold off." Wendy said.
"Wendy, um, one more thing." Dipper said.
"Yes, Dipper?" Wendy asked. Dipper kissed Wendy. There was a snap.
"That's gonna be in the scrapbook!" Mabel exclaimed. There was another snap.
"This is going to be FanFiction. Net!" Moon exclaimed.
"Shall we?" Dipper asked.
"We shall." Wendy answered. Wendy and Dipper chased after Moon and Mabel. The two shorter girls screamed and ran.