Cartoon Rap Battles of History
Disclaimer: I do not own any cartoon characters or the web series. All characters belong to their rightful owners and Epic Rap Battles belong to Epic Lloyd and Nice Peter.
Author's notes: Before I start, wonder what's the difference between mine and Chris Nest's? Aside from the fact that my battles are better formed and the matches actually make sense, nothing much. No offense Chris Nest, but some of your matches don't fit well like Bugs Bunny vs Annoying Orange. Wouldn't Mickey Mouse be a better opponent?
CARTOON RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
Chip and Dale!
Vs.
Pinky and the Brain!
BEGIN!
Chip: Sometimes, some punks just don't know when to quit
Chip: I wonder who's a genius in this duo of dimwits!
Dale: You two completely fail at world domination
Dale: You're better off dead from rodent extermination
Chip: We're not scared of two mice that aren't wearing clothes
Dale: You must be snorting something bad, it's redder than my nose
Chip: The two of us can beat you; we're the Rescue Rangers!
Dale: Hold on tight, we'll be putting you in danger!
Brain: Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?
Pinky: I do now Brain!
Pinky: They think they can beat us? They're the one's who are insane!
Brain: My calculations tell me you will all end in a mess
Brain: Then we'll invite Gadget to come into our lab as she screams YES!
Pinky: POIT! Magnum and Indy would like a word with you
Brain: About two chipmunks that are about to get sued
Pinky: Egad, you two are awfully close, it makes me wanna barf
Pinky: Are you two brothers, friends, or lovers? I guess we'll never know NARF!
Chip: Stop trying to be funny with your verbal tics
Dale: You said that so many times, it makes both of us sick!
Dale: Have you forgotten? There's five of us and only two of you
Chip: We're a team and together you'll be both be through
Dale: Defeating us? That'll be a riot!
Chip: It's funnier than Fat Cat on a diet
Chip: Our show was here first, so prepare for the worst
Dale: Excited that we could burst, but for you it's a curse
Brain: You leave Pinky's problems out of this
Brain: With my intellect, you don't want to see me pissed
Pinky: Beat us with whom? A fly and that overweight Aussie?
Brain: You can keep them; just give us the mechanical hussy
Pinky: We maybe naked but you're not wearing any pants
Brain: Even Pinky can tell that you don't stand a chance
Pinky: Let's add another score to put up in our tally
Brain: If you're better than us, then where's your series finale?
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
CARTOON-CARTOON RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY-RY-RY-RY-RY!
Notes: If you like, you can request a battle from Deadliest Cartoon Character in which I haven't updated in forever to here. Just like in my other fan fiction, you can send in many ideas as you like but I'll only pick one I like the best. I'll also do yours if you're willing to RP with me.