Cartoon Rap Battles of History
Disclaimer: I do not own any cartoon characters or the web series. All characters belong to their rightful owners and Epic Rap Battles belong to Epic Lloyd and Nice Peter.
CARTOON RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
Scooby-Doo!
Vs.
Brain Griffin!
BEGIN!
(To the tune of Lance Armstrong vs. Babe Ruth)
Brian
Before I let loose with my left wing beliefs
I'll admit people hate me they got some beefs
I'm a liberal; I pushed the right wing's buttons
You just hang around with that cowardly glutton
With your gobbling, devouring, and shaking in your boots
Even Republicans have better manners than you!
So, Scooby-dooby-doo, what are you gonna do?
You're alone now and so where the hell are you?
Scooby-Doo
Here I am, congratulations on your views!
Nobody can handle anyone that skewed
You're just an alcoholic dog who fails at dating
You don't care about women you only care about mating!
All you do is complain and rant until everyone gets sick
Everybody hates you for being a self-righteous prick
So c'mon Brian, lay off the martinis!
Be a good boy and bring me a panini
Brian
Your series still the same after all these years!
The show's formula is predictable, as everyone feared
You've been going downhill since the introduction of Scrappy
Just imagine if they never had him, then it wouldn't be as crappy
I'm a straight sarcastic dog in Seth's Sunday's animated series
Did you smoke something bad? You're delusional as the god theory
Be serious, you're nothing without your precious Mystery Machine
No one cares that you're scared of a mask with mirrors and smoke screens
Scooby-Doo
Even Shaggy and I aren't scared to talk back
I'll eat you up more than Scooby Snacks
Like how could you be an atheist when you met Jesus
It doesn't take Quagmire to talk down about your meanness
I may not be a fighter, but this will be a biter
Something to add as a failure of a writer
From your attitude to your pathetic Prius car
The whole world knows what a pompous bitch you are!
Don't feel bad Brian that you failed
Just be glad that I'm the alpha male
Because you act like a bitch who hasn't been laid
You're not neutered, you just been spayed
WHO WON? IS IT FARMER JENKINS?
WHO'S NEXT? IS IT OLD MAN SMITH?
YOU DECIDE!
CARTOON RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
Notes: If you like, you can request a battle from Deadliest Cartoon Character in which I haven't updated in forever to here. Just like in my other fan fiction, you can send in many ideas as you like but I'll only pick one I like the best. I'll also do yours if you're willing to RP with me.