Cartoon Rap Battles of History
Disclaimer: I do not own any cartoon characters or the web series. All characters belong to their rightful owners and Epic Rap Battles belong to Epic Lloyd and Nice Peter.
CARTOON RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
DAN!
Vs.
Slappy Squirrel !
BEGIN!
(To the tune of Darth Vader vs. Adolf Hitler)
Dan
SLAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPYYYYYY SQQQQQQQUUUUUIIIEEEELLLL!
Your own name really makes me wanna hurl!
You're such a has-been with your anvils and a mallet
I'm still young while you're just an invalid!
You said you were a hit, then I'll turn you into road kill
So go back to your retirement home and take a pill!
Because look at you, your fanbase are a bunch of furries
Before long, they'll jerk themselves in a hurry
Slappy Squirrel
You remind me of someone I've met at a Benihana,
Oh wait, never mind I've mistaken
It's something I've threw up after I ate some bad bacon
You're pissed off little prick, with a napoleon dick
You called that revenge?
I think it's so pathetic that it makes me sick
Ya yutz! Let me remind you who you're messing with
Every acts of revenge you did, I'm the bitch who invented it!
I never seen anyone that absurd
You're even nuttier than my own turds
Dan
You got a foul mouth Slappy, you kiss Skippy with that mouth?
That's one stain on the Hub that won't clean off
You will die alone! You cantankerous overgrown rat!
And people say that I'm a sociopath? Well, you're a senile bat!
Slappy Squirrel
Now who's senile? You're trapped in peanut brittle!
You asked for it in the first episode, now you're crunchy in the middle!
You know what's sad? Being beaten by an old lady
But beating you in a rap battle? Now that's comedy!
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
CARTOON RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
Notes: If you like, you can request a battle from Deadliest Cartoon Character in which I haven't updated in forever to here. Just like in my other fan fiction, you can send in many ideas as you like but I'll only pick one I like the best. I'll also do yours if you're willing to RP with me.