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CARTOON RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
MICKEY MOUSE!
Vs...
BUGS BUNNY!
(To the tune of Martin Luther King Vs. Gandhi)
BEGIN!
Bugs Bunny:
You wanna battle me doc?
I'm gonna clean out ya clock!
You're never really funny while my comedy rocks!
Funniest genius like Costello and Abbot
While simply known as that "Wascally Wabbit!"
Everything you do, is a corporate takeover
What you actually need is really a makeover!
Just like your stores, you need a recall
Because Disney only made you after Oswald!
Mickey Mouse:
I'm the king of the my land from Florida to California
Got no shorts, no shoes but I'll still gonna serve ya!
Gonna make you spit out all those carrots that you ate
When I reveal the secrets to Lola on your next date!
I like the fact you're smart as a college professor
But I don't get why kids want to watch a furry cross-dresser
And you always appear in the Warner Brothers logo
You claim yourself a mascot but you're really just their ho!
Bugs Bunny:
You're one to talk, Mr. Corporate Backer!
Ain't you a stinker, you want cheese with your crackers?
Your amusement parks are everything but marvel
Kids have more fun in my Six Flags carnival!
Mickey Mouse:
From Atlantica to Star Wars' outer space
In every Disney movie I'll watch you with my own face!
For lagomorph, you're a worthy opponent
That's saying something from a talking rodent!
Bugs Bunny:
I don't know about you but I need to see a doc
Because I'm have trouble giving a fuck
WHO WON?!
WHO'S NEXT?!
YOU DECIDE!
CARTOON RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!