A Dream Come True 4
Author's Note: WHAT? Another chapter? You guys must be special. By the way, reviews make me happy :D
Disclaimer:
Smellerbee: Alapest (used to be allisocoolike), doesn't own Avatar the Last Airbender... NOW HAND OVER THE COOKIE AL! *Looks around and sees me eating the cookies*
Smellerbee: NOOOOO! YOU'RE GOING TO PAY!
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I screamed over and over for a good hour hoping someone would hear me. Good news, some one did hear me. Bad news, it was a Fire Nation guard; he told me "to shut my *bleep* *bleep* or he'd *bleep* *bleep* *bleep*.". After he was done cussing at me I started to get a stupid idea, "Ouch," I said with a bit of sarcasm, "That hurt my feelings. Did your mother not teach you how to speak to a lady?"
I felt my cheek start to burn. When the guard left, I was still in a lot of shock, "ouch?" it came out more as a question than an interjection.
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My prison keeper dude finally chained my arms in a different position. The thing though is that this new position was really uncomfortable. My arms are now chained above my head. So, to pass the time, I try to lick my elbow. I know, it's gross, but hey, there is almost nothing else to do. Some other fun things to do while stuck in a prison are to: Try and swallow your tongue, it is possible. Try not to think about penguins for a really long time, it gets super hard because the harder you try not to think about Penguins the more your mind wanders to them and if you don't try hard enough then you end up thinking about penguins. Another super pointless thing to do is say a word until you forget what you're saying while you're still saying it, in other words, keep saying a word till it loses it's meaning. The last time I did that though the prison guard looked like he was going to strangle me... OH! Also, if you're stranded somewhere (like a prison) and you're really really really bored try to count as high as you can... Or, you can sing Happy Birthday as loudly and as off key as you can.
I don't think I'll ever learn... Or I will, just my knack for ticking off the guard seems to be constant.
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You'll never believe what just happened! I jut licked my elbow! It was awesome!
Oh, and I also got a "roomy" it's a boy; a soldier I call Bob-Fred-1 brought him in. Currently, the boy with a face is still out cold... And in my personal if I might add.
After I got the lethargic boy out of my person space using a quite awkward method using only my legs, I took a good look at him. I mean, if I'm going to be rooming with him, I might as well get to know him and know what he looks like.
I peeped at him; the boy had a bed head of brown locks covering his face from sight. He was unnaturally pale from a large gash in his side that was bleeding like crazy... I couldn't let this guy die from a stupid side wound. I reached out to patch his vital wound without any medical experience of any kind. But of course, because of a less that gentle tug from the chains around my wrists reminded me that I couldn't help him. "I FRIGGIN HATE YOU STUPID CHAINS!"
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Authors Note: Oh yeah, the epic cell scene... Ok, it's not THAT epic but still, you gotta admit that it's pretty sweet...
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Smellerbee: So, Alli started randomly bawling and slamming her head on the keyboard so now I'm taking over. First order of business, sorry about the wait, Alli's 'editor' is taking FOREVER to edit this so we decided to just post this and edit it later. K, I think that's it.
- Alli P.