A Dream Come True 6
Spry: Thanks :D so glad I'm not the only weird brownie in this milky universe of veggies.
Disclaimer: If I owned Avatar the Last Airbender, M. Night Shalamawatisface would have never made the movie.
Smellerbee: Because it sucked!
Alli: Exactitively
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Being free from those horrid chains has been one of the best things that has happened to me yet. Not only are my wrists healing but I also can now punch Jet whenever he says or does something stupid.
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"Bee, why did the chicken-fox cross the road?" Jet asked smiling from ear to ear.
I rolled my eyes, really? That's like the gazillionth time he's told this joke! "I don't know, what?" I humored him.
He looked at me with genuine surprise, "Wow Bee, you sure are clueless. And as for the joke, to get to the other side" Jet started laughing like crazy at his lame joke.
I rolled my eyes at him again, "I'm not clueless, I'm just humoring you." Oh my gosh, lightbulb! "Hey Jet, knock knock." I said.
"Who's there?" Jet asked bored.
"The chicken-fox."
There was a long pause. Then, Jet started laughing so hard his face was turning purple.
"Oh...Man..." Jet gasped, "That's legit! Where did you learn that joke?"
I was surprised, "Well, I made it up... I think. If someone else has said that joke before, I'm sorry."
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"Knock knock."
"Jet, I am really NOT in the mood for your banana banana joke right now." I said, ready to punch him in the gut.
Jet's face dropped into the most pitiful puppy-dog face I'd ever seen. It even beat out Taya's pout...If that is possible. Just then, Lance Ying bursts through the door smiling like a mad man. "Bee, I heard you and Jet telling knock knock jokes, am I right?"
"Um yeah, why?" I asked.
"Knock knock."
Great, I don't need another joker in my prison life right now. But, being the incredibly nice person I am (not... Well, sometimes), I decided to play along "Who's there?" I asked trying to plaster a placid look on my face instead of annoyance (I was failing big time).
"Oink."
"Ummm oink who?"
Lance Ying cracked a smile, "are you a pig or an wolf-owl?" After saying that, Lance and Jet started laughing hysterically at the lame joke... Maybe Jet and Lance Ying have more in common than I thought. Or maybe... They're related.
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The day continued with torturous knock knock jokes. So, to solve my problem, I taught them a few campfire songs...and a few of my favorite songs.
"K Jet, now repeat after me. *Singing* There was a hole" I started, hoping to take his mind off the chicken-fox that crossed the road.
"There was a hole?" Jet looked at me confused. "What kind of song is this Bee?"
"Just trust me," I took a deep bread to calm myself of my ever growing nerves, then continued the song, "Such a perty little hole"
"S-such a perty little hole?" Jet stuttered, still unsure of what in the world he was saying.
I smirked, he can be so clueless sometimes. "That you ever did see."
"That you ever did see." Jet sang along, finally starting to get it.
"Aaaand thheee hole is in the ground and the green grass is growing all around and around and the green grass is growing all around." I concluded the first verse but sticking out my tongue and making a fart sound.
*How about we just skip to the end of the song shall we?*
"And the elephant is on the flea and the flea on the feather and the feather on the nest and the nest on the branch and branch on the tree and the tree is in the hole and the hole is in the ground with the green grass growing all around and around, the green grass growing all around." Jet and I chorused, and to conclude our lovely song we stuck out our tongues and made that noise kids make at their parents when they don't get their way (or a fart sound).
"K Jet, I got another song for you. You ready?" I asked, ready to sing more random songs.
"Of course I am, your songs are legit and extremely funny and random."
Replied a purple faced laughing Jet.
"K, sing along once you get the hang of this song." I said.
I began my next song of total awesomeness, "Oooh there... Once was a yodeler on a mountain so high, when along came a coo-coo bird interrupting his cry. Ooooh dear me... Yodel a kee kee, yodel a coo-coo coo-coo. Yodel a kee kee Yodel a coo-coo coo-coo. Yodel a kee kee oooooooh." in the next seven verses we added a skier, an avalanche, a Jersey cow (or what I like to call a stupid cow), a saint bernard, a pretty girl, and my personal favorite, the girls father:
"Yodel a kee kee, yodel a coo-coo coo-coo, swish swish, rumble rumble, squirt squirt, *pant pant*, HEY BABY!, BANG BANG!" Jet and I concluded the song while trying to sing between feeble gasps of air.
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It was now a bit past curfew but Jet and I stayed up and talked anyways.
"Hey Bee." Jet whispered, "Come here, I need to tell you something." I got out of my cot and walked over to where I thought I heard Jet's voice come from. After five minutes, my eyes adjusted to the dark and I saw Jet leaning on the cell "window", looking at the sky with much longing.
I was worried, is he ok? I've never seen him like this. He's so relaxed... It is just so unlike him. "Jet, you feeling ok?" I asked, letting my worry get the best of me.
He turned to me, eyes glazed over. The look I'd have if the worlds largest chocolate chip cookie was standing right in front of me... Oh man, I'm getting hungry! To bad the cell food is absolutely disgusting!
He suddenly snapped back to reality, "Oh y-yeah, I'm doing fine." Jet leaned toward me a bit. I was unsure of what he was going to do because like I said earlier, BOYS ARE SO FROOGLING CONFUSING! I casted away my thoughts and looked at Jet again.
"You sure?" I asked, still unsure of whether or not he was telling the truth.
He leaned in even closer to me, "Yes Avi," Jet replied, "I'm sure" He began to lean in even more. Our noses were basically touching. My brain was going a mile a second. Oh my gosh, I am waaay to young to be having my fist kiss right now!
I tried to pull back but Jet wouldn't let me budge, "Don't you dare kiss me." I hissed.
Jet smirked, "Too late" he roughly pushed me against the wall and kissed me strait on the lips. I was struggling to pull away, I did NOT want to be kissed. Not today, not tomorrow, and probably not ever!
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Lance Ying barged into Jet's cell and mine. When he got there, he found Jet lying unconscious and tied to a chair while I was on my cot doodling/carving into the wall with my dagger Lance Ying got me.
"Wow, ummm Avi," Lance said, "What happened here?"
I looked at him, then at Jet, then at him again. "Well..." I began, wondering how I'd put this lightly. "Jet kind of kissed against my will so I kicked him in the spot that counts, knocked him unconscious with the hilt of the dagger you gave me and then tied him up to the chair."
Lance's eyes widened, "Wow, I was not expecting that to happen." He briskly walked over and put his arms on my shoulders in a brotherly manner. He turned me a bit to the left so I was now facing him. He inched himself down to my height and looked me strait in the eyes. I prepared myself to beat up Lance if he tried to do what Jet did.
Lance spoke slowly and clearly, "Avi," he said, "If Jet ever does that again, tell me."
I was confused, "Oh yeah," I challenged, "Why should I?"
Lance looked at me with an expression that I'd never seen before. "Because I care for you Avi and would hate to see you crumble down to the type of low lives most girls are now."
Wow, cheesy much? This guy is like the definition of cheesy! Oh well, at least I now have a person who will willingly beat anyone who tries to harm me... Like I said, cheesy.
"Hey Lance Ying, may I be put into a different cell? I don't wanna be anywhere near this dude." I said, pointing to Jet; ready to burst into tears. I really, really, really don't want to be near Jet at the moment.
It's amazing how one little mistake can take away someone's trust in the blink of an eye.
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Author's Note: Woohoo! The awesome chapter 6 is now up.
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
By the way: I'm going to Girls Camp all this week and the going to St. George the day after I get back from that. I'll try to update as soon as I can... HEY LOOK! COOKIES
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Oh, and I just saw Ice Age Continental Drift... HILARIOUS!
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- Alli P.