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Don't Touch Lucario's Chocolate Part 1
Lucario was in his room and was hungry. So, he went to get a chocolate from his not so secret stash, only to find it empty. "What?" said Lucario. He then checked his other nine stashes, growing more mentally unstable with every empty stash. After seeing the last one empty, he pretty much snapped. "WHO TOUCHED MY CHOCOLATE?! CHOCOLATE?! CHOCOLATE! CHOCOLATE! CHOCOLATE!" yelled Lucario.
Later that day...
Several angry Smashers were yelling outside the hands' office. "Someone toke all of my cake!" yelled Peach. "Someone toke my fried chicken!" yelled Ike. "Our candy has been stolen!" yelled Kirby and Meta Knight. "CHOCOLATE!" yelled Lucario. Crazy Hand burst through the wall. "Crazy, there's something called a door." said Master Hand. "That's not important! Someone touched my sugar!" yelled Crazy Hand. "You were robbed too?" said Yoshi. "We need to do something about this! Whoever this is toke all my chili dogs!" said Sonic. "How dare someone take all our junk food!" said Wario. "But first, we need to know who did it." said Mr. Game and Watch. Greninja suddenly poofed in with a puff of smoke. "It was the Wii Fit Trainers. I saw them carry large sacks of food and threw them into R.O.B.'s Subspace Generator. The female trainer said something about doing it for the good of everyone's health and the two hi-fived before going to start their yoga class." said Greninja. "Those two are dead!" said King Dedede. "Let's teach them not to mess with our food!" said Bowser. "Yeah! Who's with me?!" said Crazy Hand. "I AM!" yelled everyone except Lucario who was screaming about his missing chocolate.
Elsewhere, the Wii Fit Trainers were finishing up their yoga class. "And we're done." said female Wii Fit Trainer. "If only some of the other Smashers were like you guys. We had to confiscate and dispose of all the junk food in the castle to at least have everyone eating healthy." said male Wii Fit Trainer. "Wait, you did what?" said Captain Falcon. "We toke all the unhealthy food in the castle and threw it into Subspace." said female Wii Fit Trainer. "Bad idea. I've been here since the beginning and I know some of the Smashers can be a bit crazy over their sweets and meats." said Samus. "Yeah. One time Doc Louis almost pummeled me in a sparring match when I punched his chocolate bar out of his hand." said Little Mac. "Everyone's probably looking for you two so they can beat the protein bars out of you." said Marth. "CHOCOLATE!" yelled Lucario from the other side of the castle. "It seems Lucario is one of them. Lucario can see where everyone is through aura. Trust me, he will find you and he will hunt you down. I speak from experience." said Snake. "What do you mean by experience?" asked Palutena. "Well..." said Snake before he toke his story.
Flashback...
Snake was hiding in a box eating some of Lucario's chocolate. "Tasty." said Snake between bites. Lucario then picked up and threw the box, revealing Snake. "CHOCOLATE!" screamed Lucario.
Two hours later...
Snake was lying on the ground, badly beaten and unconscious. Snake tried running and calling for help but Lucario knocked him out mid-codec. "Snake, do you copy?! Snake?! SNAAAAAAAKE?!" yelled Colonel.
Back to reality...
"...And then I woke up in Dr. Mario's office. The Doc said my legs were broken and it would take a while to heal. That was also why I couldn't be in the latest Smash Bros. tournament. I could reapply, but after seeing all the paperwork Mewtwo had to fill in to get back, I'm reconsidering." said Snake. The Wii Fit Trainers looked at each other and did a nervous swallow, realizing what they brought upon themselves.
I hope you guys like this.
For the record, I have nothing against Wii Fit Trainer aside from her amiibo being either impossible to find in stores or extremely overpriced on the internet. This was all in the name of comedy.
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