Britain's POV

After getting a confusing phone call from Russia, I knew I had to tell the others. So, I immediately phoned America, France(ugh), and China. America mentioned something about Canada tagging along, but seriously, I didn't really listen. After ending the call, I almost immediately headed over to Germany's house. Not that I didn't believe Russia, I just wanted to see it for myself. When I opened the door, I immediately heard the faint humming sound coming from the kitchen. The only other sound was this insane laughter coming from a bedroom. I chose the laughter, and stepped into the room. I instantly regretted it.

Japan was... I don't even know. Laughing. Rolling on the ground. Eyes insanely wide as he saw me.

"Friend! Come and play with me!" He cackled, his voice unusually loud and high pitched.

It was then that I noticed the other being in the room. Italy watched me, his normally sparkling eyes blank, face emotionless. He seemed to nod in response to Japan's outburst, as if agreeing that I should play with Japan. I shuddered. I would much rather eat esca-whatever-it-is and live with France then do what Japan asked. I heard loud footsteps, and was immediately afraid of what was causing them.

"Good afternoon. So glad you could make it. It is pretty crazy, da?" Russia asked, his eyes closed and his mouth forming a small grin. I shuddered again.

"I-I phoned America, France, and China." I stuttered. Then, regaining my confidence, I added," So, am I going to find out what exactly turned our fellow nations into... this?" I gestured towards the cage, which was completely see through.

Russia shook his head right as a loud crashing noise was heard from the kitchen." I am going to check on Germany, da?" He muttered before slipping out of the room.

I walked over to Italy, gently resting my hand on his shoulder. His reaction was fast, he jerked and backed out of my grasp.

"Don't touch me." He murmured.

I frowned as he moved towards the cage." What are y- Argh!" I cried out as Italy shoved me harshly headfirst into the cage.

"What the bloody hell are you doing? Let me out! LET ME OUT YOU WANKER!" I yelled at the top of my lungs. Italy only smiled at me, a soft grin that chilled me down to my bones. Suddenly, there was a creaking noise behind me. Afraid to turn around, I froze. The last thing I registered was the door opening.

Italy's POV

I opened the door, carefully. Japan immediately looked up at me, that smile still on his face. They call him insane. I say he's just lonely." Not yet. Do not worry. You will have playmates soon." I murmured softly, earning another grin from my friend. I gently picked Britain up, carrying his limp body out of the cage and onto the bed. I smirked, knowing that when he wakes up, he will be just like me. Me and Japan and Germany. Just like us.

America's POV

As soon as France knocked on the door, I sensed something was wrong. First of all, I could hear a cheerful humming that didn't sound like it belonged to Italy. Britain's phone call was very brief, only telling us to get over to Germany's place. The door opened, snapping my attention from my thoughts to the Russian standing in front of us.

"Hello Amerika. France. Come in. But be careful, da?"

"Russia? Vat are you doing here?" France asked.

Russia ignored France's question." I must go check on Britain. Entertain Germany for me, da?" And he was gone.

I looked at France." Entertain Germany?" Before France could answer, I pushed myself into the house. Almost immediately, something blocked my vision. I groaned, as whatever it was was squeezing me. The thing released me, allowing me to see what it was." Germany?" I asked unbelievingly. Germany grinned at me.

"Hello America! How are you today?" Germany asked me, his eyes bright and cheerful. His hair wasn't up, and his bangs were in his face.

I couldn't answer. Instead, I just stood there and stared.

"Germany?"

The abnormal German just grinned at me before moving back to the kitchen, humming as he stirred something into a pot.

Just then, something green caught my vision, and I turned my head to see Britain, giving me a warm smile.

"Hello America! Hello, France! How are you two doing? Come, sit down!" He said all of that with a welcoming grin, acting like a gentleman, which, despite his best efforts, he usually never was.

France glared at the man." This is a joke, oui?"

"Why would I kid about such a thing, hmm?" Britain answered, pouring himself a cup of tea that seemed to appear out of nowhere.

I facepalmed before taking a seat next to the overly friendly Briton. There were a few minutes of silence before it was broken by Britain," Oh, America, Italy wanted to show you something? He is in Germany's bedroom. Please hurry along!"

I frowned before standing up, forcing myself to smile widely." Well of course! What kind of hero would I be if I didn't go see a friend?" With that, I exited the room and entered the bedroom. The sights that greeted me made my blood go cold, and I screamed.

Hello dear readers! I know, it's been months and months since I last updated. Remember, this story was based on an insane rp me and a friend did back in July. I'm starting to make things up, becauseI just can't remember that far back. But, I promise I will try to finish this story. Also, no, they are not 2p. I started writing this before I knew what 2p was. It is just a spell gone wrong that made Japan go insane and everyone turn into their opposites.

Bye!