Sean looked at the picture in his hands.

He had dried his eyes and submitted himself as the memories started to flood back.

At least they were good ones.

That morning was the first day back to school.

And what better way to start it off, then with Sean finding something.

"Where did you get that?" Carmine asked.

"I found it," Sean said proudly, showing the a taxidermy monkey head. Its eye replaced with blue glass.

"its freakin' creepy," Amber announced, backing away.

"I thinks its kind of cute," Olivine said, trying to save the day.

"Really?" Sean asked.

As the head got closer, Olivine backed away. "Although, I would like it if you didn't bring it to close to me.

"You should get rid of it," Carmine advised.

"Its not that bad," Sean replied.

A group of people came walking up. Team GRFC.

"Hey guys," Johnny said, before noticing the monkey head.

They turned. "Lets go sit with Team CFVY," Walker suggested.

"Good idea," Ryan chimed in. They walked off.

"You scared Walker off," Amber said in amazement.

"How?" Carmine asked, even more dumbfounded.

Sean wasn't listening, he was busy laughing as he waved the head in front of his face.

Safe to say, the table was short of talking that meal. And eating at some points.

"And thus, the day was won against Lagoom, which resulted in a change for the Faunas- Mr. Frye, would you stop playing with the monkey?" Oobleck said, breaking free from his lecture.

"Why? Wuberg is a good head." Sean was aghast.

"He named it?" an unnamed girl in the class asked.

Oobleck held his breath for second, then let it out. "Please stop chanting then at least."

Sean smiles, which is less assuring than it should be. And rightly so.

Right after Oobleck turned his back, the sounds of flames bursting to life caused him to turn around again.

The flames were coming form Carmine's chair, and his pants were now on fire.

Along with that, a rip had gone down Coco's shirt, causing it to show off her bra. She rushed to hide the color, but half the guys had seen the chocolate brown color.

Sean was laughing, waving the monkey head in the air as Amber and Olivine rushed to put out the flames consuming Carmine's pants.

Oobleck just tried to let it sink in. This literally started within a second.

Coco was still holding her shirt together, her glasses off, showing the panicked look in her eyes.

"You want to hold Wuberg?" Sean asked.

Coco scooted away. "No thanks."

Carmine was now wearing another pair of pants. Sean wasn't though, showing off his black plaid boxers and hairy legs.

Carmine had purposefully scooted away from Sean and Wuberg.

Ozpin just looked at the three students before him. "and why are you not wearing pants Mr. Frye?"

"Hes wearing them," Sean replied, pointing to Carmine.

"Only cause mine caught on fire!" he shouted back.

"I offered mine for you to wear."

"Only after Olivine had to rip mine off, only to see my boxer caught fire too. Amber had to rip those off."

Sean snickered at that.

"People saw my bra," Coco added. She let out a yelp as the rip grew bigger.

"And the monkey head?" Ozpin asked.

"I found it." Sean looked proud.

Ozpin nodded. "Glynda, please take Ms. Adel to get a new shirt."

Goodwitch nodded. Right when Coco stood up, her shirt spilt in two, and showed the chocolate brown bra to everyone.

Ozpin had turned his head away just in time. Carmine was silent in embarrassment, blushing furiously. Sean was just shocked.

"Hot damn," Sean said when he saw the bra.

Coco slapped him in response, and both Glynda and Coco walked out.

When the door closed, Sean turned back to the monkey head.

Ozpin turned to Carmine. "How long has he had that head?"

"Since we woke up," Carmine replied.

Ozpin looked back to Sean, who now had his weapon out. "Mr. Frye," Ozpin said, trying to make him think of something else.

"Yeah?" Sean asked, turning back to Ozpin.

"Your dismissed," Ozpin added, knowing it was safer.

Sean smiled. "Thanks boss," he said, pointing Hades in the opposite direction. He fired, and both him and the chair when crashing through the window.

"Thats a new one," Carmine said, now scared.

"Agreed," Ozpin replied.

Sean came crashing down.

"Yeah!" he yelled.

A girl down below looked up, and jumped out of the way.

Sean turned, so the chair would land first.

When the dust cleared, Sean was sitting in the chair in the middle of a crater.

The girl let out a breath of relief. "I think I peed myself," she said in embarrassment.

"I have clean boxers if you need them!" Sean shouted.

The girl turned, and saw a strikingly handsome guy sitting in the crater. HJis glasses had a little dust on them, and his shirt showed he was a student. But the lack of pants made her worry.

Sean looked at the girl in front of him. "Velvet right?"

And like that, Velvet now knew who she was talking too.

"Sean," she said in uncomfortable fear.

Sean was beginning to take off his boxers.

"Thats not necessary!" Velvet shouted, averting her eyes.

"You sure?" Sean asked.

"Yes!" she replied.

Sean shrugged, and pulled his boxers back up.

Sean ducked as a bullet whizzed over his head.

"Your sexually harassing her aren't you?!" Amber asked, running up.

Sean lost color in his face as he began to run off, dodging bullets.

"Get back here!" Amber shouted at him.

Velvet stayed there. "I just wet my pants again."

The chair then decided to burst into splinters now that Sean was gone.

Carmine walked out of Ozpin's office.

His first sight was a now fully clothed Coco. Her shirt now in one piece, her bra not to be seen.

"Have time to talk?" she asked.

Carmine nodded, a little embarrassed.

As he followed, Johnny Guy joined in with them. Carmine felt a little less worried having another team leader with them.

"We need to figure out how to deal with Sean," Coco said, rather bluntly.

"I second that," Johnny added.

Carmine just sighed. "You bring this up now. I've been the guy's team leader for the last semester. Even now I don't know how to solve this."

"Which is why I grabbed both you and Johnny as soon as I could."

"This has to do with the shirt bursting open, doesn't it?"Johnny asked.

Coco blushed. "Thats a part of it."

"Its the head this time, isn't it?" Carmine asked.

Coco hesitated. "Partially," she finally said.

"So, you want us to get Wuberg away from him?" Johnny asked.

Coco sighed. "Yes. That would be a start." She paused. "You used it's name?" she asked concerned.

Johnny turned and stared at Carmine.

Carmine paused as well. "I see your point."

The plan was simple. But carmine feared it was too simple.

"Are you sure?" he asked.

Coco nodded. "Should work. I mean, he doesn't always have stuff on his side."

Carmine wanted to argue, but that was when they heard a girl screaming.

All three turned their heads to see Velvet running toward them, Sean right behind her.

Coco gripped her fist. "What is he-?"

Then came what they were running from.

Amber had somehow managed to disarm Sean.

"You get back here you pervert!" she shouted, pointing Hades toward them.

Sean had a scarred look on his face. "Run! She has no idea how to work that weapon!"

Amber seemed to have a mini tantrum in her head.

Velvet ran by, screaming. That is when an unsettling sound came forward.

Amber pointed to weapon, and fired at Sean. The force from the bullet was to much for Amber to hold her ground. As the round went forward, the recoil sent Amber flying back, sending her flying, literally, through the trees.

Sean glowed black for a second, and something flew out of his pocket to block the round.

The monkey head took the bullet for him.

The round and the head burst into bits and pieces.

Sean bent down, and picked up one glass eye. "You fought bravely little monkey."

Amber sat up, her body looking ready to pass out. "Worst. Mistake. Of my life." she passed back out, and Carmine saw that it took ten trees to stop Amber. That and about an extra ten feet of dirt.

"I think Amber just solved our problem," Johnny noted.

"Agreed." Coco cleared her throat. "Okay, now keep an eye on him," she said to Carmine.

"I'll try," he replied. He put a hand behind his head and turned. "I can't promise anything though."

Coco sighed. "It will have to do."

Carmine laughed at that.

Author Notes:

Yeah, not my best work. But this should make you laugh a little bit. Especially the little bit there with Sean getting ready to take off his boxers.

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