Ted awoke in his bed to the sound of his alarm clock blaring in his ears. Ted grumbled, then got up wearily from his bed, and went directly to the bathroom. After taking a piss, Ted got in his DuckMobile and went to his friendly neighborhood McDucks.

Little did Ted know, but he was being watched by someone across the street. This "someone" was Tom the Toucan, one of Ted's Arch-Rivals.

Tom the Toucan hates Teds living duck guts, because 20 years ago, Ted "stole" the heart of his lover, Tina the Toucan. It doesn't matter that Tina never loved Tom, but in Toms head she did.

Meanwhile, Ted was out at the McDucks ordering some Human Nuggets, while Tom was still watching him with a death stare like no Duck has ever seen.

***** IN PROGRESS *****