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"Well, good afternoon!" she said in that sickly-sweet voice of hers. A few mumbled 'Good afternoon' back.

"Tut, tut. That won't do, now, will it? I should like you to reply 'good afternoon, Professor Umbridge.' one more time please. Good afternoon class!" Umbridge said making me quite glad I put on my alchemy gloves this morning.

"Good afternoon, Professor Umbridge," most of the class chanted back to her.

"There now," said the toad woman. "That wasn't too difficult, was it? Wands away and quills out please."

This class is really going to piss me off quick and Ed even quicker. As Umbridge was walking across the front of the class I used alchemy to move the ground, making her trip and fall. Some students laughed and I fixed it before she could look back. When she did look back I could see she saw nothing wrong. She got up and continued. She told us to write down the objectives of the class but after reading them I saw no point and started drawing transmutation circles. Umbridge came walking by me and saw I didn't have them written down.

"Why haven't you written down the objectives Mr...?" I looked up from what I was doing to see her glaring at me.

"Those?" I pointed the feather end at the board and she nodded while glaring in disgust for some reason. "Already remember them, I've got a good memory. Do I really need to write them down?"

"As long as you remember them," she said and made her way to the other side of the class to where Ed was.

"And why haven't you written them down either Mr...?"

"Photographic memory. Honestly the whole book is a load of crap. It's just theory. Theory is great and all but application is vay better ven it comes to learning some thing new," Ed told her making her glare of disgust turn into one of anger. Ed always seemed to be able to rile up authority figures really easily.

"Mr..." she growled realizing she didn't know his name but continued. "Theory should be enough to get you though your exams. What need would children need to defend themselves in my classroom?"

"My brother does have a point Professor. Our last teacher taught us to strengthen the mind you have to strengthen the body as vell," I spoke out and she turn on me as well.

"Well this isn't your last teacher any more," she growled out.

"You honestly you know nothing about the outside vorld then," Ed said.

"Well this isn't the outside world! Ten points from Gryffindor!" she shrieked.

"Then vat is the point in attending dis school if you von't teach us properly?" I questioned.

"This is the proper new teaching way the ministry has approved of! Ten points from Slytherin!" she continued to shriek.

"Vatever this class is just a vaste of my time," Ed said leaning back.

"I have to agree vith you on that one brother."

"Detentions Mr... Starting Friday!" she shouted at both of us.

"I'm out of here then," Ed said getting up and starting to leave.

"Don't you dare leave this class. It is not over!" she shrieked even louder. "If you leave you will have detention for next week as well!"

"Okay later," Ed said waving his hand back at her as he left. She tried to pursue him but I used alchemy and tripped her again. She got up pissed, now knowing that someone was messing with her. She decided to then continue with class. Hermione then interrupted her and I turned to Draco.

"Why did you speak out like that? You sound like you belong in Gryffindor," Draco said.

"Just because my more dominate traits put me in Slytherin doesn't me I don't have some traits of the other houses. And honestly it vas quite fun," I smirked at him. "Now vat do you think of her?"

"My father approves of her," he said.

"I asked for your opinion not your fathers."

"Annoying," was all he said.

"Vell, that's a start at least," I smirked again.

"What's that suppose to mean?" he asked.

"Nothing," was all I said.

"You're such a mystery" Draco mutters thinking I didn't hear him, when I did.

By the end of class Harry had been sent from the room. I left the room, with glares from Ron of course, and headed to the common room. Along the way I some how ran into Ed.

"I'm gonna guess that vas you tripping Umbitch in class?"

"Of course and she didn't even find out either," I smiled.

"Vell keep it up. It's good entertainment in that class," Ed smiled and I shared one with him.

"I'm guessing you're going to the library now?"

"Yep."

"I'll grab you ven it's time for dinner then," I tell him and he just gives us a hand wave as he leaves.

I take my leave from Edward and go to my common room to start on my homework.

I was finished with my homework long before Draco.

"How did you finish so fast?" he asked puzzled.

"Eh," I shrugged my shoulders. " I could help you if you vant?"

"I can do it," he said stubbornly.

"Alright I'm going to go drag Ed from the library for dinner," I said making to move.

"It's that time already? I'll go with you then."

The trip to the library was a silent one. When we got there the librarian gave us a glare of that we better not start anything, which I ignored. When she saw me find Ed she moved to stop us.

"I'll have no fighting in my library."

"We're not here to fight," Draco said.

"That's my brother," I pointed to Ed and went over to him. I gave him a nudge and tired calling his name but he wouldn't answer.

"He really gets engrossed," Draco noted. I raise my right hand ready to snap.

"Malfoy step back from Ed," I told him and he did as told. I smirked and then snapped. The reaction was instantaneous.

"What the fucking hell Skylar!" Ed yelled in Amestrian and received a glare from the librarian. Draco was thoroughly confused.

"He just swore if you vanted to know," I told him.

"What did you do to him?"

"It's just a shock, he's just being a big baby about it," I told him and could see Ed glaring at me.

"Why are you using alchemy out in the open like that?"

"He doesn't know what it is so relax. I think he things its just wandless magic is all," I explained and he guessed that made sense.

"Hey some us can't speak a foreign language here," Draco interrupted making us laugh a little.

"It'd be good if you did learn a different language besides just English," Ed commented and we then saw Al come and join us.

"It'd be good for who to learn a new language?" he asked.

"It'd be good for Malfoy here to learn one," Ed smirked.

"Hey you're the guy Ed punched on the train. I'm sorry for what my brother did. He just doesn't like being called small or short," Al apologized and I could see now that he was confused since He could see how differently we all spoke.

"What's with all three of you and having different accents?" He asked.

"Vhat do you mean?" Ed asked.

"Well yours sound like a much heavier German with a hint of something else," he said pointing to Ed. "And yours sounds like a mix of German and something else," referring to me. "His sounds the least German but is mostly something else. So what the heck?" he asked.

"Al understands German but can't speak it very vell. German isn't our first language. And no ve von't tell you vhat our first one was," Ed said to him. "Now lets go eat I'm starved."

"Ya," I agreed with Ed.

I know I've been gone for awhile but I should be back for now at least. i have at least two more chapters ready after this one so for now I have something to bbe posting. Enjoy!

~Laterz

21/7/2015