My first date! Nudge said my first date was dinner at the Mansion, but it didn't matter. I even told the guys...but their reaction was different than Nudge's...
"Awww Maxie-poo is going a date," cooed Ari. I glared at him. I hated it when people called me "Maxie-poo."
Iggy and the Gasman were making kissing noises. Sam...well he was laughing. I had no idea why.
"Max, my darling, let me take you away into our own world filled with romance," sighed Gazzer, putting his arms around Iggy.
"Fang, my love, I would go the end of the earth with you!" responded Iggy putting his arms Gazzy. They all burst out laughing. I just looked at them with a bored smile on my face.
"Oh Iggy, so have you asked Nudge on a date yet? I mean since you love her so much!" I said the last part in imitation of his voice, and slung my arm over his shoulder. He went red and everyone froze.
"Whaaat?" they all said.
"Shut up Max!" mumbled Iggy.
"Aw but Ig! I walked in on your room the other day, hugging your pillow, saying 'Nudge I love you sooo much!'"
Everyone snickered. "Y'know you should ask her to that dance. I know she likes you too," I patted him in the back. He straightened and looked at me.
"Really?!" he gasped. I nodded. Nudge had told me she liked Iggy and wanted him to ask her to the dance like two weeks ago. Apparently she's liked him for a while now.
Iggy puffed up his chest. "I'll go to her house right now and ask her out." He began walking away.
"Hang on!" I caught his arm. "Don't tell her I told you she likes you." He nodded and walked away. I turned to the other guys.
"You guys getting dates?"
"Nah." They said at the same time.
"You?" Gazzy wiggled his eyebrows. I laughed and thought back to Fang.
"I don't think so," I shrugged. "Dancing isn't my thing."
"But you're awesome at dancing!" exclaimed Sam.
"I meant slow dancing!" I hit him upside the head.
"Yeah neither are we..." mumbled Ari. I laughed and nodded.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^Time Skip to Sundown!^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
I was so excited, I ran the whole way to the mansion. I had to meet Fang at his iron gate. My mom would have freaked if she had known I had a date with the guy who lived in a haunted house. I couldn't bear the thought of his showing up at my door and my dad's asking him questions about tennis players and his plans for college.
And there he was, leaning against the iron gate, handsome in his black jeans and black leather jacket, holding a backpack.
"Are we going on a hike?" I asked.
"No, a picnic."
"At this hour?"
"Is there a better time?" I shook my head, with a smile.
I had no idea where Fang would take me, but I could imagine the response from our fellow Dullsvillians.
"Doesn't this bother you?" I asked, pointing to the graffiti.
Fang shrugged. "Arthur wanted to paint over it, but I wouldn't let him. One man's graffiti is another man's masterpiece." He took my hand and led me down the street without any hints of our plans for the night. And I didn't care where we were going, just as long as it was a million miles away and he never let go. We stopped at Dullsville's cemetery.
"Here we are, " he said.
I had never been taken out on a date, much less a date to a cemetery. Dullsville's cemetery dated from the early 1800s. I'm sure Dullsville was much more exciting as a pioneer towntiny dress shops, saloons, traders, gamblers, and those Victorian lace-up boots that were totally in.
"Do you bring all your dates here?" I asked.
"Are you afraid?" he asked. I shook my head.
"This cemetery is probably the most lively place in town. " The rumors were true. Fang did come to the cemetery in the dark, but I didn't care. The creepy gate was locked to ensure uneasy access for Dullsville's vandals.
"We'll have to climb, " he said. "But I know how you like climbing gates."
"We can get in trouble for this, " I pointed out.
"But it's okay to sneak into houses, right?" he asked. "Don't worry. I know one of the people."
I nodded and took a few steps back. I took a running start and jumped up, placing my foot on the gate. I climbed up a bit and jumped down when I got to the top. Fang followed.
After we both dusted off, he took my hand and led me down the middle path, where gravestones were lined up for miles. Some of the grave markers signified a plague that devastated in the 1800s. Fang walked briskly like he knew exactly where he was going. Where was he leading me? Who did he know here?
I tripped over the handle of a shovel, which sent me tumbling forward. I started to fall into an empty grave. Fang grabbed my arm in the nick of time. I hung over the empty grave, staring down into the darkness.
"Don't be afraid. It doesn't have your name on it, " Fang joked.
"I think I'm supposed to be home, " I said nervously, brushing graveyard dirt off my red skinny jeans.
But he led me further into the cemetery with his strong hand. Suddenly we were standing atop a small hill beneath a giant marble monument.
He picked up some fresh daffodils that had blown away and replaced them tenderly at the foot of Baroness Sterling's monument.
"I'd like you to meet someone, " he said, looking at me gently and then at the grave. "Grandma, this is Maximum." I didn't know what to say as I stared at the marker. I had never met a dead person before.
What was I supposed to say"She looks just like you"? But of course, he didn't expect me to say anything as he sat down on the grass and drew me next to him.
"Grandma used to live here, I mean in town. She left us the house and we finally got it after years of probate. I always loved the Mansion. "
"Wow. The baroness was your grandmother?"
"I visit her when I feel lonely. She understood what it felt like to be alone. She didn't fit in with the Walker side of the family. Grandpa died in the war. She said I always reminded her of him." He took a deep breath and looked up at the stars.
"It's beautiful here, don't you think?" he went on.
"There aren't many lights to block out the stars. It's like the universe is a huge canvas, with sprinkles of light that twinkle and glisten, like a painting that is always there, just waiting to be looked at. But people don't notice it because they're too busy. And it's the most beautiful work of all. Well, almost" We were silent for a few minutes, gazing at the heavens. I heard only his soft breath and the sound of crickets. All first dates should be as wonderful as this. It totally beat a first-run movie.
"So your grandma's the lady that stared out the win-duh, I mean she, well-"
"She was a wonderful artist. She taught me how to paint superheroes and monsters."
"I know."
"You know?"
"I mean, I know it must be hard for you."
"I traveled so much, and since I was home-schooled, I never had the chance to fit in anywhere. " He looked so lost, so soulful, so lonely. So I hugged him. His arms immediately wrapped around me. My face was buried in his chest, and I closed my eyes. My heart was racing and I could hear his heart thumping rapidly.
"Let's eat, " he suddenly said, climbing to his feet. He placed five black candles in ornate votive holders and lit them with an antique lighter. He unpacked a bottle of sparkling juice and crackers and cheese and spread a black lace tablecloth over the cold grass.
Suddenly we heard a howl and the candles blew out.
"What was that?" I asked.
"I think it's a dog."
"We'd better go!" he said urgently. We both got up and ran, leaving the stuff behind.
The wind continued to howl. The noise was getting closer. We hid behind the monument.
"If it's a ghost you've come to see, " a familiar voice called to us, "I can assure you that the only ghost you'll be seeing tonight is your own."
A man followed with a flashlight. It was Old Jim, the caretaker, with Luke, his Great Dane. If he recognized me here at this hour I'd have to bribe him with a year's supply of dog biscuits to keep him from telling my parents. We peeked out and could see the dog licking juice off the grass.
"Give me that, Luke, " Old Jim said and picked up the bottle. He took a long swig.
"Now!" Fang whispered. He tightened his grip on my hand and we ran, scampering over the fence. I don't think a real ghost and a phantom wolf could have scared me more than Old Jim and his rusty Luke.
"I guess I should have taken you to a movie after all," Fang said with a smile after we caught our breath.
"I'll walk you home."
"Can we go to your house?" I pleaded. "I want to see your room!"
"You can't see my room. "
"We have time."
"No way." There was an edginess in his voice I hadn't heard before.
"What's in your room, Fang?"
"What's in your room, Maximum?" he asked, glaring at me. I clenched my teeth and glared back.
"Don't call me, 'Maximum,' the name's Max!" I scowled. It bothered me a lot to be called by my full \ name.
"Sorry...Let's go back to your place."
"Uh well" He was right. I couldn't bring him into my house and subject him to Iggy and my white-bread parents. Not on our first date.
"My room's a mess."
"Well, mine is, too," he said.
"I don't have to go home, really."
"I don't want to get you in trouble."
"I always get in trouble. My mom wouldn't recognize me if I wasn't in trouble."
But the streets we walked, hand-in-hand, led back to my house, and no matter how slowly I walked, before I knew it we were standing on my doorstep, saying good-bye.
"Well until next time" he said, his face shining beneath the porch light.
"Next time the mortuary?"
"I thought we could watch a movie at my house."
"You have a TV?" I said.
"It's powered by electricity, you know." I smiled and nodded.
"Then it's a date. Seven o'clock tomorrow, okay?"
"Okay!" We had made another date and there was nothing to do now but say good-bye. Primo moment for a luscious kiss. He put his hand on my shoulder and leaned in, his eyes closed and his lips full.
Suddenly the door locks rattled. Fang stepped out of the light and into the bushes.
"I thought I heard voices, " my mom said, opening the door. "Where's Nudge?"
"She's at home."
It was actually the truth. "I don't like you running off without telling me, " she scolded, holding the door open for me. Longing to have that moment back and one moment more, I looked over at Fang.
"Did you guys go to the movies?" she asked as I reluctantly stepped inside.
"No, Mom, we went to the cemetery. "
"For once, I wish you would give me a straight answer!" For once, I was giving her a straight answer. And as I looked over my shoulder for a final glimpse of Fang, before she closed the door on my heavenly first date.