Five nights at Freddie's

Night 3

"My Uber should arrive in 6 hours. I need a car. Man, I'm bored. Good thing I have Spotify in my phone. Let's see, Avicii, Ariana Grande, Calvin Harris, Queens of the Stone Age, Miranda Cosgrove, Maroon 5, Bebe Rexha, Guns n Roses. I basically heard every artist in my playlist. Lame. If only theres was a way to-"

ring... ring... ring...*

"Fuck you phone. Don't interrupt me while I'm talking."

Hello, hello? Hey you're doing great! Most people don't last this long. I mean, you know, they usually move on to other things by now. I'm not implying that they died. Th-th-that's not what I meant. Uh, anyway I better not take up too much of your time. Things start getting real tonight.

"Yeah, no shit."

Uh... Hey, listen, I had an idea: if you happen to get caught and want to avoid getting stuffed into a Freddy suit, uhh, try playing dead! You know, go limp. Then there's a chance that, uh, maybe they'll think that you're an empty costume instead. Then again if they think you're an empty costume, they might try to... stuff a metal skeleton into you. I wonder how that would work. Yeah, never mind, scratch that. It's best just not to get caught.

"Wow, that was some advice."

Um... Ok, I'll leave you to it. See you on the flip side.

"And I was being sarcastic! Geez, I haven't thought about the using the washroom. I need to pee. Okay Freddie, just relax. Its been 5 minutes or less. I just need to go fast. But then again. Shit! I'm stuck here. Is there a bucket or something?"

Pit Pat

"What the Krabby Patty? What was that? Oh gosh."

*Checks camera monitor

"What was the noise?"

*Random noises

"What the heck? Another noise. Gotta finish the cameras first. Ofh shit, he's right next to the doors. Ahh shit!"

*Closes camera monitor

"Close the left door! Oh my god. I'm safe for now. He's been climbing through your windows. Snatching your people up. I really gotta pee, but I ain't going over to the washroom. They better not throw shit all over the walls."

Pit Pat

"Oh crap! I forgot about the chick. No pizza for you! Fuck you! Closevthe right door and open the left door. I'm losing power. But it's still okay. I gotta fine a new job. Open the right door. And yes, your gone too. I wish I was Chuck Norris."

*Checks camera monitor

"Why can't I see the kitchen. Is it illegal for men to see chick? I can hear you doing noises chicken. Next. Where's the fox? Oh no.

*Closes camera monitor

"Close the door. Close the door. Close the door. Light. Light. Light. Light. Light. Light. Whoo. Safe at last. Ahh! Can there be a time out? I need a restaurant. I mean restroom. Or washroom. Is that too much to ask for? Oh wait, they can't understand me. Because there too busy finger poppin each other's assholes. And this fan isn't even cooling me down since the beginning. What terrible budget cuts. I would rather cook with Walter White than do this. Let's just end the night and-"

Suprise Bitch!

"Oh shit! Right next to the doors! Close them! Close them all! And oh no! Running out of power!"

Pit Pat

"No pit pats for you! Fuck you chicken slut!"

*Checks camera monitor

"Good. Good. Ahh! Running fox incoming!"

*Closes camera monitor

"Close the door again. Common common! Who designed this place! This is a terrible job for a night guard. And oh great, my Uber is arriving in 4 hours."

5 am

"This. Is. Unacceptable! I only came to get paid. But it feels like I'm doing my community service hours. I know how to be a night guard. And THERE COMING!"

Kobe.

"Fuck you. A door close, that's you get rewarded with. And you too! Man, its never too late to say this, but I want my old job back. But I promise not to come crawling back to them. Carly and Sam need me more than I need them."

Carly and Sam were getting high rating form the last 7 episodes iCarly made. They were going off the charts! Carly said something. "You know what,!we should have a celebration!"

"Great idea!" Sam replied back. "Who should we invite?"

"Almost everyone. But what about... he who should not be named?"

"Oh. Well, he did say he ain't coming until we given him the respect he deserves."

"That's true."

"...soooo...what about Brad and Gibby?"

"Don't forget Wendy!"

"Ahh shit! Their coming back! Fuck you rabbit!"

*Checks camera monitor

"No. No. Nononononono."

*Closes camera monitor

"How is the night escalating that fast? Just ring the bell already!"

Pit Pat

"Come on! Start!"

6 am (kids yelling yay!)

"Thats it? Yes! Glad its all over. 3 first days and no one has attacked me. And not a minute too soon, my Uber has just arrived. These wackos ain't gonna start now and they ain't gonna start today and tomorrow. Ok, gotta get my stuff. Wait, how did those animal robots had my phone. They broken my Flappy Bird record!"

*Sigh*

"Whatever. I had a rough night. Gotta go to my Uber taxi and gotta go to my house and use the restroom."

Author's notice:

How is everything? Is everything ay okay? I feel like I didn't put much effort. Oh well. I really have nothing esle to say, so I guess that's all I gotta say. Peace out you guys, I'm out, and I'll talk to you all later.