"You're going to ruin it."

"No i'm not, I know what i'm doing."

"Yes you are! You're being too rough!"

"Dude shut up."

"Hey, who is the master here?"

"Not you- Hey, ow!"

"Dave, what the hell are you even doing?!"

"I DON'T KNOW I'VE NEVER DONE THIS OKAY?!"

"GOD DAMNIT-"

There was a loud slam as Bro burst through the door.

Dave and John sat on the ground, each holding a slip of paper and a pencil. John squealed and tossed the pencil in surprise, and Dave flinched a little.

"The HELL are you boys doing?" Bro asks, leaning against the doorframe.

"Bro, I-I can explain! John-"

"I-I'm trying to teach him a m-magic trick! Y-you, ah, put the pencil through the p-paper without r-"

Bro walked out of the room, shaking his head.

Why won't the damn kid just get laid already

[hahHA IM NOT SORRY

this is bullshit

it's like... 1am

ghh]