Your name is DAVE STRIDER, and wow, this is new.
You're actually just sitting in your swivel chair. How is that new?
John is on your lap, actually.
If you didn't know him, it might be kinda hot.
But you do know him, of course, so jt's just a cute geeky gesture.
"Dave Dave Dave Dave Dave!"
"What what what what what?"
He puts his chin on your shoulder.
"I like you alot!" He says, and you can sense the blush and the smile and the sparkling eyes intently awaiting your reply.
"I would certainly hope so." You say with a smile, like a total coolkid.
He laughs and gives you a kiss, and you hear a click, and your only thoughts are
'god damnit now would be the moment wouldnt it seriously what the hell'
That is, before they are interrupted by your smug guardian.
"Well, i'll be damned. Congratulations. I'll have to start calling you li'l big man." He says with a chuckle, turning to walk away.
"B-Bro! Wait! That's not what-"
The door clicks back shut.
God damnit, will that SON OF A BITCH EVER LISTEN TO YOU?
No. No he won't.
John gives you a look of complete mortification.
"Dave..."
You look at him.
"Can we... Hang out at my house more often?"
You nod.
[woohoo +1 for super cockblock broski
way to go
guys just go frick at john's house or
rose's manor house attic or
somewhere on jade's island
just
not at dave's house
especially when bro's around ]