Key:

BOLD=Draco's thoughts

Italics=Hermione's thoughts

In case you don't remember what happened in the last chapter...GO READ IT! Because this chapter starts right where the last chapter ended...

Holy crap! We can hear each other's thoughts?

Seems like it doesn't it...

We have to do something about this! What do we do Hermione?

Why are you asking me?

Um because you are the smart one here! Duh! Now hurry up and think of something! I can't have you hearing some of my thoughts!

Alright! Alright! I'm thinking! Sheesh!

*This story is told in Hermione's POV

I stood up off of the couch that me and Draco had our bottoms plastered to. I reached into my purse and pulled out a large, leather bound spellbook that i always carried around.

Bookworm...

I heard that!

Sorry...I forgot that you can here my thoughts...

I flipped through my spellbook for a while. I was searching for something that could reverse this. Then I found it! It was a spell that could reverse any wish made on a shooting star.

"I found it!" I told Draco.

"Alright give it a go!" Draco exclaimed.

"Okay...um...Mortum Euordir!" I muttered.

Suddenly, everything around me went black. I couldn't see where I was!

Holy Crookshanks, am I dead?

No! If you were dead I wouldn't be able to hear your thoughts! Where are we? And did you just say Holy Crookshanks?

Shut up, Draco! We need to figure out where we are!

Then, abruptly, the darkness around me disappeared. I was back in the Great Hall all of a sudden!

I was sitting on the couch In the same spot Draco had been sitting moments before I had sent us into a weird dark place with the reversal spell. I looked around. The reunion was still going on as if nothing had happened.

What the hell!

Okay, Draco? Why are you still inside my head?

Granger, I'm not just in your head...I'm in your body!

What are you talking about?

Then I looked down at myself. I was wearing Draco's suit. I my hands were pale unlike their usual slightly tanned look! I felt my hair...it was short...not long or frizzy...

I was Draco!

OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! How did i get inside of your body, Draco?

I don't know! I bet you're stupid spell did this!

Why would the spell do this?

I don't know! Check your spellbook!

I spotted me in my blue dress standing in front of me!

WTF!

I got up off the couch and ran to me...or I guess I should say Draco.

I grabbed my spell book from Draco's hands...or my hands...idk...and flipped through it. I found the spell I had used and read the description for the spell over and over again.

"The spell should've worked!" I exclaimed, which was weird because I heard Draco's voice instead of mine...one of the perks of being in Draco's body I guess...

"Did you say th-whoa your voice is so high-pitched...anyways...did you say the spell right?" Draco asked.

"Let me check." I looked at the spell. It had a small line of text that had the pronunciation. It said...

(Moor-dhum Eeeor-deer)

Uh-oh

"Why did you just say 'uh-oh' in your head?" Draco asked.

Damn it! I forgot he could hear my thoughts...

I heard that too, Hermione!

"I said 'uh-oh' because I pronounced the spell wrong...I say 'tum' instead of 'dhum'" I explained.

"Ha! Serves you right for getting on everyone's case for saying Wingardium LeviosAAAA!" Draco laughed.

"Whatever! We have got a serious problem! We need help!" I exclaimed.

Suddenly, I saw Astoria Greengrass walking towards me.

She walked so close to me that our noses were literally only an inch apart. She was smiling.

"Hey honey, did you get my ButterBeer?" She asked.

"Why the hell are you asking me? You should be asking Drac-," Then i turned and saw Draco in my body...uh-oh...I'm going to have to play Draco for a while aren't I?

"You are Draco, silly!" Astoria laughed, throwing her arms around my neck.

"Um...uh..." I stuttered.

Ha! I'm actually quite enjoying this! Have fun, Granger! I'm going to go enjoy my free time away from Astoria!

Don't you even dare, Draco! We have a problem to fix!

Draco laughed as he walked away in my body. He stumbled a bit because he had trouble walking in my high-heels.

Finally, I can get away from Astoria for a bit without her chasing after me!

I though she never talked to you or anything?

She doesn't talk, but she is clingy as hell! Good luck, Granger!

Draco! Get back here! Seriously Draco I'm not kidd-

Then Astoria said,

"Since you didn't get me a Butterbeer, you are going to be my Butterbeer!"

"What? No!" I exclaimed.

Astoria held my body...or Draco's body...against hers and then pressed her lips against mine.

No! No! NO!

Suddenly, Astoria slid her tongue out of her mouth and tried to slide it into mine. I clenched my teeth together so that she couldn't stick her tongue in my mouth. She pulled her mouth away from mine and said,

"Let me in!"

"Never!" I shouted before she pressed her lips against mine once more.

Damn it, Draco! I'm going to kill you!

(Hope you enjoyed! A new chapter will be coming out soon! Please favorite, follow and review! Reviews especially! :) Thank you!)

&BTW...Let me know if you have ever been left in a situation like Hermione with Astoria...i doubt any of you have...but if you have write your experience in the review section!

May the odds be ever in your favor...may the force be with you...ETC.