Bold- Draco's thoughts
Italics- Hermione's thoughts
IF YOU HAVEN'T READ THE PREVIOUS CHAPTERS GO AND READ THEM!
Draco! Get your butt back here! We've got a problem to fix!
Nah! I think I'm gonna head to the bathroom, get a feel for this body if you know what I mean...
Draco! You're disgusting! Come back here right now or so help me I'll-
"Honey! Is something wrong?" Astoria looked at me with eyes of concern.
"Yes! Something is wrong! Just leave me alone you skank!" I shouted, staring at Astoria, my eyes raging with fire. I balled my hands into fists, lividly.
"Oh...I'm s-sorry..." Astoria's eyes began to water.
"Oh no! I'm sorry! I didn't mean it!" I said, grabbing her shoulder reassuringly.
"It's fine...I'll leave you to yourself..." Astoria said, walking away.
I cringed.
Then I had a perfect plan. A plan sure to hit Draco like a punch in the gut! It was a plan so mischievous, evil, and-
I know what you're thinking and it's not gonna work.
Damn it, Draco! I hate you!
Haha! You thought threatening to ruin my relationship with Astoria would make me come crawling back to you! Ha! I'd be grateful if you did that!
What if I made it better?
What do you mean?
What if I made your relationship with Astoria stronger than EVER!
You wouldn't!
Oh, trust me, I WOULD! In fact, I'm walking up to her right now...
No! NO! Okay! I'm coming back!
That's more like it...
I waited a while before I saw Draco...well me...storming up to me...or Draco? Then, Harry approached Draco who was in my body! Oh no! This cannot be happening!
"Hey Hermione! How's it going?" I heard Harry ask.
"Piss off you prick." Draco said, glaring at Harry menacingly. He continued to trudge toward me in my body!
Harry looked at Draco strangely, scratched his head, shrugged his shoulders, then wandered off.
Draco finally reached me.
"You idiot! Harry thinks your me!" I exclaimed.
"What are you talking about?" He asked, a confused expression smacked upon his face. Then that expression turned into one of realization. "Damn! What did I just do?" He said, burying his face in his hands.
"Well...the sooner we switch bodies and get out of each other's heads we can repair all of our relationships!" I said.
"Alright! Okay, get your spell book out." Draco commanded, charmingly.
Why he so handsome?
I heard that.
Damn it! Ignore that!
I pulled out my spell book and rummaged around, trying to find a spell that work. I finally found one.
"Alright! I found something!" I said.
"Hurry up and say it!" Draco exclaimed.
I said the incantation. A funny feeling rushed through our bodies. Then everything went black. After a couple of second of being in the darkness we were thrown back into reality. I opened my eyes. What? I was still staring at my self.
"What?" I immediately covered my mouth with my hands. My voice came out of my mouth, but it was Draco's mouth. We had switched voices.
At least you've got your voice back...
Oh no! Okay, don't talk to anyone!
Wasn't planning on it...
Could this night get any freaking worse?
Yup, look behind you.
I turned around to find myself face to face with Astoria.
"I'm ready to forgive you..." She said wiping away her tears.
I nodded my head.
"Draco..."
I simply nodded my head again.
"Draco, why aren't you speaking?"
I shrugged my shoulders.
"Ugh!" Astoria said rushing away.
That was perfect! Haha!
No, that was humiliating!
Anyways...Hermione I thought you were a bookworm! What's going on with you?
I have no clue! Why don't you try a spell!
No can do...
Why?
Astoria's back...
I turned around. It all happened way to fast. Astoria slapped me hard in the face. I rubbed my cheek...draco's cheek...and stood up straight again. Astoria grabbed my shirt and pushed me up against a wall. She punched me three times in the gut!
Draco! Look for a spell now!
Pass me the book!
I threw the book in my hand to Draco... or me... and he caught it. Astoria continued to punch me. I tried to hold in my rage, but I failed...
"Piss off you ugly skank!" I shouted.
"What the hell is wrong with your voice?"
I would've done something civilized...if I wasn't so irritated. I balled my hand into a fist and punched Astoria in the jaw. She fell down on her knees. I kicked her in the stomach and she curled over into a ball and fell on the floor.
Hey! That's my wife!
She deserved it!
Eh...You're right.
I grabbed Astoria's unconscious body and dragged her to the corner of the great hall and left her there in a position so she looked like she passed out.
I ran back to Draco...or me...
What have you got?
Nothing! There's nothing in here!
Now, this night officially couldn't get any worse...