Different Faces, Different Places

by Comp Lady

Everyone knows about Tony Stark; a different conquest every night, he's not someone you settle down with, etc. Really, they're all just Loki in different guises. Because this is Tony motherfucking Stark, and he has a reputation to maintain.

4. Twitter Interlude

redandgoldiron: MischiefKing Out of curiosity: why is JARVIS insisting on calling Clint Claire? Because I know I didn't do it

MischiefKing: redandgoldiron Just a little game JARVIS agreed to help me with

redandgoldiron: MischiefKing Ah… for any real reason?

MischiefKing: redandgoldiron Just bored. I take it Clint called you.

redandgoldiron: MischiefKing He may have called to yell at me a bit, yeah.

MischiefKing: redandgoldiron Hm, sorry about that. I'll move onto a new game and tell JARVIS to go back to calling him Clint

MishchiefKing: redandgoldiron How long are you going to be in Utah anyway? Are you sure I can't visit? Why do you have a factory there? Too damn far

MischiefKing: redandgoldiron I wonder what would happen if I gave Dummy legs….

redandgoldiron: MischiefKing It's one more day, surely you can wait

readandgoldiron: MischiefKing DO NOT

MischiefKing: redandgoldiron You're spoiling my fun

MischiefKing: redandgoldiron Should that little robot thing you were working on before leaving be moving?

readandgoldiron: MischiefKing I am not spoilgin yo What? No it should not. Why?

MischiefKing: redandgoldiron It is currently running circles around Dummy, who is trying to catch it.

MischiefKing: redandgoldiron I'm not going in the workshop.

redandgoldiron: MischiefKing Fuck, I'm on my way.

MischiefKing: redandgoldiron I think it's trying to eat Dummy's base now…

redandgoldiron: MischiefKing FUCK!