I just want to say that A) Admin-chan #2 let me have total control over this A/N ahhaabahaha bad mistake clairebear and b) if you google translate all the stuff that needs translations, you might not get the translation we got, so all the correct translations are at the bottom
Admin: So Clairebear and I are kinda going hiatus for this story?
Cal: You mean you two are getting too lazy to write this
Admin: Shhh you
Ky: Oh whatever you two have fun
Cal: $20 that they're just going to RP in their Hetalia voices
Admin: You two are dirty ass traitors
Adam: I did nothing
Admin: You're the one who was eyeing the minibar in your hotel room
Adam: I waS NOT
Admin: Andrew was he or was he not
Andrew: He was. I think he drank some of it, too *Goes back to playing Destiny*
Adam: *Tries to strangle Andrew while Ky sits on him*
Cal: Ky? Why the hell are you sitting on Adam?
Ky: If you suggest that I like him I will kill you
Andrew: She's doing it so Adam won't kill me
Em: Honestly, all of you are idiots
Ky: Am not
Cal: I second that notion
Em: You know who I mean
Em: Anyway, I think Admin #1 is trying to say that she and Admin #2 are taking a small break
Admin: YES THANK YOU
T.J.: As long as I get to stay with Sweden
Sam: Someone tell me why I'm living with T.J.?
Admin: None of the girls would live with him, well besides Ky, and Adam sorta strongly dislikes T.J. and would rather stay with Andrew so you're the unlucky one.
Sam: =-=
Sam: Why couldn't Kyler suck it up and double up with him then?
Ky: *Pulls out her pocket knife and stalks over to Sam*
Admin #2: OH SHIT KY NO
Admin #2: YOU SIGNED A CONTRACT SAYING YOU WOULDN'T KILL YOUR STORY MATES
Ky: SCREW THAT SHIT
Adam: SO YOU DO LIKE CAL I KNEW IT
Sam: NO I DONT
Andrew: Well if you'd rather be in the same house with Cal but not T.J. I think that you like her- Adam stop poking me
Adam: You owe me
Andrew: For what?
Adam: We bet $25 if Sam likes Cal or not
Andrew: He never said he likes Cal though
Ky: You just deducted that he did, Sherlock
Andrew: You're supposed to be on my side!
Ky: I'm not on anyone's side.
Admin: God helps us all
Ky: *Sits back down on Adam and starts picking at her nails with her pocket knife*
England: Cal where'd she get that knife
Cal: Oh she carries it around with her
Adam: What
Ky: What? It's either that or I bring along a bigger knife.
England: *Starts to back away from Ky*
Nicole: *Is eating sushi with Em*
Adam: Oooh can I have some?
Nicole: *Glares at Adam*
Nicole: If you want sushi go get it yourself
T.J.: Moves over to Cal and Ky and starts smelling Ky's hair*
T.J.: Your hair smells nice. And it's fluffy
Ky: That's what happens right after you wash it, numbnuts
America: Yo Iggybrows I brought food-
America: *Sees Ky sitting on Adam cleaning her nails with a pocket knife as Adam's still trying to strangle Andrew and Cal next to her, and T.J. smelling Ky's hair while Sam is sitting in a tree away from all of them and Em and Nicole are eating sushi*
America: What the fuck is going on?
Admin #2: Thank god, someone sane
Admin: Are you saying that I'm not sane?
Admin #2: Well you aren't
Admin: You are right...
Admin #2: So Adam was trying to kill Andrew for something and then Ky sat on him to prevent him from killing anyone. Cal went over to talk with Ky, and Sam began complaining about why he's stuck with T.J. and Adam accused him of liking Cal so Sam hid in the tree. T.J. likes smelling Ky's hair and it's an obvious attempt at flirting-
Ky: I am blind to all kinds of flirting so shut the fuck up about it
Admin: ROOD. Someone needs to be nicer to one of the story writers. Anyway, Em and Nicole are being bystanders and Cal dragged Arthur out here as a sort of chaperone. *Looks at Cal* Am I not a good enough chaperone for you?
Cal: You like watching our group go to hell
Admin: It's fun to watch! Anyway, then you came with...what looks like to be enough food from all over the world to feed a large nation. You aren't feeding that many, you know.
America: I invited a bunch of other nations are coming over so I brought food for everyone!
Admin: ALFRED
America: What?
Admin: THEY AREN'T GOING TO ALL FIT IN THIS AREA
Ky: Our spot here is already crowded enough with our small gang, so unless you plan to claim the entire area around it it's gonna be very cramped.
America: There's plenty of space! See?
Schoolmates: *Have evacuated the area because of the danger levels*
America: So there's no problem!
Admin: Fine. Did you invite the whole world?
America: Nah. Just let's see...The Axis, Frying Pangle, The Nordics, Iggy's family, The BTT-
Em: BTT? HELL NO
Nicole: CALM DOWN JFC
America: The rest of the Allies, Asia, The Browdy Bunch, and uhhh...I think the rest of the micro nations, the Baltics, Poland, Turkey, Greece, the other girls, and Ivan's sisters.
Canada: You forgot me again...
Ky: Dude I can see you unlike these people I call friends.
Canada: !
Canada: Oh my god you can?
Ky: Don't get all hyped up.
America: Oh yeah! And Mattie. Sorry bro, I can't help forgetting about you.
Other nations: *Are at the front gate*
Admin: I'll let them in. *Unlatches the front gate and greets the nations as they come in*
Prussia: ALRIGHT! ZHE AWESOME ME IS HERE SO LET'S GET ZHIS PARTY STARTED!
Germany: BRUDER ZHERE IS NO PARTY
Italy: Vee~ I thought there was...
Cal: I have music! *Starts playing a playlist*
Czech Republic and Slovakia: *Rush through the gates*
Czech Republic and Slovakia: Sorry we're late! Hima-papa just made us official nations!
Lithuania: I'm happy for you two!
America: All the food's been laid out, so help yourselves!
Admin: This was supposed to be a simple A/N not a party...
Admin #2: Stop being such a grump. C'mon! You and Ky should dance with Cal and I!
Admin: Clairebear I told you I don't do dancing.
Ky: Ditto
Admin #2: One dance? I'll play the song of your choice~
Ky: If you can get everyone here to dance to the caramelldansen song besides Admin #1 and I then we will.
Admin: KY HOW COULD YOU BETRAY ME LIKE THAT
Ky: Shut your hole Sam. Driver picks the music.
Admin: Very funny Dean. But I still say no. I am not dancing, not even if it would save the world.
Italy: I once saved the world with a permanent marker!
Admin #2: I know, you saved the world from the aliens just because you gave their leader a permanent marker.
Ky: Anyway, mun, if I'm going down you're going with me.
Admin #2 and Cal: *Laughing at Admin #1*
Admin: I will kick you if you don't stop laughing
Russia: You can borrow my pipe, да?
Admin #2: OH FUCK NO *Joins Sam in the tree*
Sam: What, are you scared of that overgrown kid?
Russia: What was that, маленький человек?
Russia: *Raises Mr. Magic Pipe of Pain*
Ky: As the resident part multilingual, Sam, you should probably move your ass far away from Ivan. Like right now
Russia: The подсолнечник is right
Russia: I suggest you run
Sam: *Gets out of the tree and locks himself into one of the guy's bathrooms*
Adam: Seriously? He locks himself in the only guy's room that's open? Thanks a lot, Sam
Nicole: I don't know why there's only 2/6 of the bathrooms for the guys open, while all 6 are open for the girls.
Cal: Suckers
T.J.: Cal, Ky, I said the word IKEA to Sweden and he turned red...did I do something?
Cal and Ky: *Burst out laughing*
Admin: You didn't say any furniture names, did you?
T.J.: I said a few...
Admin #2: Oh my god
Admin #2: That's almost as bad as the time Gilbert hit on Lilli.
Admin: Vash was mad for months...
Em: SOMEONE HELP ME
Em: FRANCIS IS HITTING ON ME
France: What? Mon chérie is looking very lovely in that skirt and beret
Nicole: Back off before I smack you
Prussia: Kesesesese
Prussia: Zhere you go mein Freund! Proof zhat I am more of a ladies' man zhan Francis!
Spain: You're right
Romano: TOMATO BASTARD
Romano: THE POTATO BASTARD LOOKED AT ME FUNNY
Germany: Vhat?! I did no such thing!
Italy: Fratello, calm down! Ludwig didn't mean to
Romano: That bastardo is going to pay *Pulls out gun*
Italy: Fratello nO PUT THE GUN AWAY
Ky: Is that an honest to goodness AK-47?
Ky: Can I touch it
Cal: Hell no
Ky: Why not? I just want to shoot a teacher
Ky: Or two
Adam: If one of them's Mrs. Callaghan go right ahead
Ky: Adam's with me, so why can't I?
Admin: I would love it if you shot her, but do it later
Ky: And Admin's with me!
Admin #2: I don't like her either. Go ahead
Ky: Both Admins and Adam
T.J.: Don't let her
T.J.: She's gonna shoot me
Adam: Not if I do first
Cal: Ladies, ladies. You're both pretty
Adam: *Flips off Cal*
Cal: Aww, I love you too
France: Ohonhonhon, did I hear a love confession?
Cal: Yeah, Ky to Castor
Ky: I DO NOT LIKE CASTOR
Ky: SHUT UP
France: Someone's in denial~
Ky: I AM NOT
Ky: CAL YOU'RE DEAD
Cal: You love me too much to kill me
Ky: Wǒ yào tā mā de shāle nǐ!
Cal: Uhhh what
China: Aru. She really wants to kill you
China: Hòulái, xiǎo liánhuā
Ky: Did you just call me 'little lotus blossom'?
Adam: How the fuck does Ky know all these languages?
Scotland: Aye, Dylan, where'd ye put my smokes?
Wales: In the car, you twpsyn
England: WHO INVITED MY HALFWIT BROTHERS
America: I did?
England: So help me, I am going to strangle the life out of your bloody american face
America: Whoa there, don't be so rash
Scotland: Why the fuck is me brother here
England: I was here first, if you must know
England: If you'd be as kind as to leave-
Scotland: I ain't leaving
Admin: I smell a shitstorm brewing
Wales: Connor! Your brother's here!
Ireland: Which one
Scotland: Arthur you dumbass
England: If you're still mad about the independence thing, that was ninety four years ago
Ireland: I don't care about that anymore
Ireland: I care about the time you blew up my house trying to cook scones
England: That was Allistor's fault! I told him not to light a cigarette because I had spilled flour everywhere!
Ky: If there's enough flour in the air it becomes an explosive
Scotland: Are you saying it was my fault?
England: Yes I am, you bloody tosser!
Scotland: Oh, it's on
Admin: They got into a fight
Admin #2: We sent all of them to the nurse, and they should be back any second now. In the meantime, everyone's been enjoying the food and talking with each other
Liechtenstein: Big brother covered my eyes before I could see anything. It didn't sound pleasant either
Switzerland: It wasn't
Admin #2: And Cal and I got every one to caramelldansen so Ky and FandomGirl had to dance
Cal: They picked out a multilanguage version of Colors of the Wind from Pocahontas and a multilanguage version of Unravel
Ky: What? All the nations were pretty happy because it was in different tongues
Ky: And Japan was hyped up when he heard Unravel
Denmark: Where's the beer?
Norway: There is none
Denmark: What do you mean there's no beer?
Finland: Mathis, this is a school campus. Of course there's no beer here
Denmark: Well one of them looks like she's 16
Denmark: 16 is the legal drinking age at my place
America: Hate to break it to ya, but this ain't Denmark
Ky: And I'm not that old
America: Yo, Iggy and his bros are back
Em: Why is Arthur fighting with two other guys?
England: *Is fighting his brothers 2 on 1*
Admin: ENGLAND I SAID NO MORE FIGHTING
Admin #2: YOU ALL AGREED ON NO MORE EUROPEAN BLOODSHED
China: What so that excludes Asian and Caucasian bloodshed?
Admin: You know what she means
England: *Punches Scotland in the jaw*
England: I'm terribly sorry, but they said several offhand comments about my other brothers and you ladies
Ky: What do you mean by ladies
Wales: He means all you human lasses
Cal: Oh shit
Ky: Did he call me a lady?
Ireland: *Is off to the side not fighting his brother*
Ireland: I'm afraid so
Cal: Iggy you'd better run
Ky: *Pulls out metal baseball bat from her backpack*
Scotland: Where'd the lass get that?
Ky: Let's just say Al gave it to me
Alfred: I didn't
Cal: Ky
Cal: You did not
Ky: I did
Ky: We all got along with each other.
Adam: Okay everyone get away from Ky; she's in PMS mode
Ky: You asshole! I don't get PMS!
Ky: *Screams bloody murder while chasing Adam*
Adam: *Is to slow to outrun Ky*
Iceland: Well this is quite the party
Norway: Call me big brother
Iceland: nO
Admin: We managed to get Ky away from Adam in time. She hit Russia a few times, though. And she got Germany once.
Russia: Little подсолнечник did not mean it
Russia: Simply angry, да?
Ky: *Grumbles about wanting to hit something*
Spain: I have a pinata if that helps!
Romano: Why the fuck did you bring a pinata tomato bastard?
Spain: Ehh
Spain: I thought it would be a good idea
Poland: I am so fabulous
Lithuania: Feliks, maybe now isn't the best time for that...
Poland: Oh come on Liet, you can't deny it
Russia: Shut up before I smash your face in with my pipe, да?
Admin #2: Break it up ladies
Russia: I am not a lady
Admin #2: You know what I mean
Cal: Maybe now would be a good time for games?
Admin: How about hide and seek
Ky: HA
Admin #2: What's with her
Ky: Admin and I know all the best spots in this school. You'll never find us
Cal: Or Canada
Ky: Don't be mean to him
Adam: Oh, is that love I hear?
Ky: You asshole
Canada: At least one person can remember me
Ky: Of course I would, Matthew
France: Mathieu, I can see you too, you know
Canada: You're my dad. It doesn't count
America: OOOH! YOU JUST GOT DAD-ZONED
Adam: Hahaha
Germany: Zhis is vhy I don't go to parties
Italy: But Ludwig! It's fun, no?
Romano: Nothing's fun if there's potato bastards
Admin #2: I might ship you with one
Romano: WHAT WAS THAT STUPIDA RAGAZZA
Admin #2: What?
Ky: 'Stupid girl'
Admin #2: I'm not stupid
Romano: *Pulls out gun*
Admin: HEY! NO KILLING THE ADMINS
Spain: Roma, calm down. Here, have a tomato
Romano: Fine only because I don't feel like killing people today *Takes tomato*
Andrew: Hey Feliciano, you were in the mafia, right?
Italy: Yeah! I totally beat up Sadiq that one time
Turkey: You got that right
Adam: Italy did what now
Ky: Feli was in the mafia
Adam: No fucking way
Ky: Yes fucking way
Castor and Jian: *Wander into the giant nation party*
Castor: What the fuck is going on here
Jian: Why are we here again? Oh hi, Ky
kY: hEY jIAN
Jian: o_O
Ky: CAL WHAT DID YOU DO
Cal: Admin pls save me
Admin: I invited them here?
Adam: Why is Jian here
Adam: I don't really like Jian
Ky: Who cares, Jian's my friend
Cal: You want him to be more than a friend though
Jian: Ky, what does Cal mean?
Ky: CAL NO I DONT
Castor: All I was going to do was ask Ky-
Ky: aSK mE wHAT?
Castor: Nothing!
Ky: iT'S sOMETHING i cAN tELL
Admin: HOLD UP
Admin: We're starting party games. First one is hide and seek, so go hide while Admin #2 and I count.
Ky: *Drags Castor with her*
Adam and Jian: *Follow the two*
Everyone else: *Hides*
Admin: HERE I COME!
Admin: So I found Ky and her little fanclub hiding in the woodshop room. Apparently, Ky and Cas were in the art room's dark room before Jian and Adam busted in on them. Then they all moved to the woodshop room.
Admin #2: I found Cal and T.J. because T.J. kept talking. They were in the library. Tino and Berwald were in there too
Ky: Mathias and Lukas were in the cafeteria. Somehow they were in the food carts. They really scared Ella, ahaha
Cal: Well when she got over it she called them hot and hit on them. Then she found out they were gay.
Ky: That was hilarious.
Jian: I found...er...Kiku and Yao, right Ky?
Ky: Short nervous man and taller man with a ponytail, both Asian?
Jian: Yeah
Ky: Yup
Jian: Yao and Kiku were in Ky's Core teacher's class room under the desks.
Andrew: The Baltics were in there too
Castor: Whoever the hell these people are, they were asking for the pool.
Admin: Castor
Admin: That's the Iwatobi and Samezuka swimming teams
Ky: Cas found who?
Rin: We just wanted to know where the nearest pool was.
Ky: Couple blocks west, big white and green school called Homestead. Pool's in the back.
Rei: Haruka-senpai! Come back here!
Nagisa: Wait up Rei-chan!
Souske: *Sighs*
Souske: This is what I deal with everyday.
Momo: Hey you, are you single?
Ky: Yes but I'm not going to date you
Momo: Why not?
Ky: I like someone else.
Nitori: Momo, leave her alone. Gou's back home, remember?
Rin: Stay away from my sister
Ky: *Hugs Cas*
Castor: Kyler what the fuck
Ky: You just helped me meet some of the anime characters I like
Castor: You can't date all of them, you know
Adam: They seem gay
Ky: They are gay
Ky: Rin and Makoto are gay for Haru, and Haru's gay for them too. Then Rei's gay for Nagisa, and Souske's gay for Rin and kinda gay for Nitori. And then Nitori is kinda gay for Momo but Momo is bi for Rin's sister Gou and Nitori. Oh, and Momo's brother Seijuro is hetero for Rin's sister. Though Gou isn't interested in Momo or Seijuro as far as I know.
Castor: So I was talking to a gang of homosexuals?
Castor: Well that's fuckin perfect
Andrew: And I found these two in the locker rooms.
America: I have a name! It's Alfred! I'm the hero!
England: It's Arthur.
Castor: Alfred's really arrogant...
Ky: He represents America. What do you expect?
Castor: That explains it
Adam: I found Germany and Italy in the locker rooms too.
Belarus: I found Big Brother in the metalshop room with Emil and the rest of Arthur's family.
Belarus: *Glares at them*
Nicole: I found these people wandering around? *Points at small group of people*
Kogami: We were wondering how to get to the Nona Tower
Ky: Ohmygodohmygodohmygodohmygod
Akane: Could you point us in the direction?
Ky: Is Kagari and Masaoka with you?
Ginoza: Yeah...Why?
Ky: Are you people going to fight Makishima?
Kunizuka: How do you know and who told you?
Kagari: I found some food and hot chicks-
Ginoza: We didn't come here to pick up girls
Masaoka: Let the boy have his fun
Ky: Joshu Kasei from the MWPSB. I'm an Inspector/Analyst at the CID.
Kogami: I've never seen you there before.
Ky: Uhhh every time I went out you were out enforcing?
Cal: What are you talking about?
Ky: Shhh
Ginoza: Well you know where the Nona Tower is then.
Ky: Yeah, wait a sec.
Ky: *Gets England to transport the Inspectors and Enforcers back to their dimension*
Nicole: So who were they?
Ky: Part of the MWPSB's CID forces. Division 1 to be specific
Nicole: Okay?
Admin: The rest of the nations were found all over.
Em: I found them in my backyard, somehow.
Admin: The BTT, Frying Pangle, and Iggy's brothers to be exact. They went swimming, er, skinny dipping in her pool, poor girl
Castor: So what the fuck is this
Admin #2: People from another dimension. Don't worry, they won't bite. At least, most of them won't.
Jian: What
Jian: What do you mean 'most won't bite'?
Admin #2: Belarus, Switzerland, Romano, Russia. Few others.
Jian: Which ones are those?
Admin: The one with the knife, the one with the rifle, and the one with the AK-47.
Jian: I am going to stay away from them...
Ky: Good idea
Cal: So what did Castor want to tell you~?
Ky: noTHING
Adam: I KNOW WHAT HE ASKED
Ky: ADAM FUCK YOU NO
Ky: *Cover's Adam's mouth with her hand*
Adam: MMPF
Castor: I knew coming over here was a bad idea
Nicole: Did you say people were skinny dipping in Em's pool?
Em: YeaH THEY WERE
Wales: What? It's really hot here
Scotland: Tis not you weakling *Is sweating a lot*
England: *Is slowly passing out from 90 degree heat*
Ireland: Why is Alfred's place so hot?
America: Bro what's wrong?
Ky: Wales has an average of 9.5 Celsius while Scotland has an average of 20-25 Celsius in the summer. England has an average of 8.5-11 Celsius, and Ireland has an average of 10 Celsius. They aren't used to the heat
Jian: Since when do you know the average weather of other nations?
Ky: I need to know some things, okay?
Jian: ...
Scotland: Okay tis a hot day.
England: That's what I was trying to say!
Admin: Alfred brought ice cream and popsicles, right?
America: And frozen yogurt!
Seychelles: Oooh, what kind?
Castor: How come most of the European nations are effected by the heat?
Ky: This part of the U.S. is unusually hot for most of them. Seychelles is usually 80 degrees or so, therefore she's fine
Admins: *Are dispensing Alfred's frozen goods*
Russia: As much as I like warm weather
Russia: Even I do not like it this hot, Amerika
America: Because Commies like you can't stand heat
America: Only heroes can live in this weather!
England: Bloody idiots...the lot of you
Cal: You must be forgetting that I'm here
Ananya: He's forgetting things in his old age
Ky: You mean he's boiling fish in his old age, right?
Anaya: Shut up that was one time
Ky: I will hold it against you forever
Cal: Ladies, you're both beautiful
Ky: Stop it with that shit, please
Adam: *Gasps*
Adam: Kyler Cross said please
Ky: So help me I am going to pull out your inner organs one by one
Admin: I think you should run. Like now
Austria: It's not ladylike to kill a man
Hungary: Are you trying to tell me something, Roderich? You were fine with it the time I kicked Gilbert's ass
Prussia: You did not! I totally saved mein ass from you!
Admin #2: As much as I love seeing shipping wars, could you save this for later?
Austria: A vhat?
Admin #2: Never mind
Prussia: As zhe god of everyzhing zhat is awesome, like mein self, I will stop fighting for zhe pretty frau.
Admin #2: Don't call me that, please
Admin: Please do
Admin: I mean her not me
Ky: Oh yeah, Cal, do you still like whats-his-his-face?
Cal: *Splutters*
Cal: Of course nOT
Ky: You totally do ahahaha
Cal: DO NOT
Ky: Do too
Sam: Someone please save me from the scary man with the pipe
Russia: Little man insults Katyusha
Russia: No one insults my сестры and lives
Admin: Ivan, please, you can't kill a cast member. Why don't you uhh, strangle a cat or something?
Belarus: You don't tell Big Brother 'no'
Belarus: Unless you want to die?
Admin: No no, I think you have me mistaken for Justin Bieber
Canada: I still feel terrible for unleashing him on the world
Ky: Five words. Carter Reynolds, America, South Korea.
South Korea: I would never make something so horrible, da-ze!
America: Uhh...who?
Ky: You know who.
America and South Korea: *Nervously sweats*
Andrew: She's got you backed into a corner, good luck
Cal: How do you mentally fuck with people like that?
Ky: Idk
Sam: HELP I'M RUNNING FROM THE SCARY RUSSIAN
Admin #2: IVAN NO WE SAID NO KILLING
Russia: Just one hit, да?
Admin #2: NO
Admin #2: FANDOMGIRL HELP ME
Admin: Like Cal said, I like watching my writing go to hell
Admin: But just this once, I suppose.
Admin: ANGREIFEN! *Jumps on Ivan*
Germany: At least somevone besides my family knows decent German...
Ky: $50 she's using Google translate
Admin: Fuck you too
Admin: *Pries Ivan away from Sam*
Sam: THANK GOD
Sam: HE WAS GOING TO SUFFOCATE ME
Russia: Just a hug, да
Admin: We both know it wasn't
Russia: Really now *Raises pipe*
Admin: Ky protect me pls
Ky: *Raises baseball bat*
Cal: Ky put that thing down
Cal: Ky how the fuck did you put bloody nails in that bat?
Ky: It's also wooden now
Cal: KY STOP TALKING TO HIM
Ky: He leant me this so I intend to use it
Ky: On something that breathes
Admin: Like I've told everyone else who wanted to kill something, no
Admin: But if I don't see it you'd get away with it, technically
Admin #2: FandomGirl
Admin: Okay fine. No killing whatsoever...though it would liven up this party
Admin #2: This is not Danganronpa
Admin: (✿◠‿◠)
Admin: *Flips table*
Russia: Someone is mad
Ky: I swear to god I will kill the next thing that looks at me
Russia: Little подсолнечник definitely mad
Admin: Hey, Ky, can I borrow your scissors?
Russia: Little маргаритка mad too
Admin #2: Cal, keep them away from anything sharp?
Cal: That's like everything out here
Admin #2: GAH
Admin: I'm calm...I'm calm...I'M NOT CALM *Flips another table*
Japan: Prease, no rioting...
Admin #2: Japan? When'd you get here?
Japan: Right after Engrand-san fainted
Admin: Oh shit, did he?
England: *Is passed out*
Wales: I'm close to passing out myself- *Faints*
Ky: Two down, two to go
Ireland: Oh Jesus...most of my older brothers are out cold
Ireland: Oh well. Less fighting, right Allistor?
Scotland: Ye. Maybe we can get some peace a' quiet
Admin: Uhh Gilbert and Alfred's still up and running so that's a pretty big no
Ireland: I'm feeling a bit-
Ireland: *Passes out*
Scotland: Oh God
Ky: You're next Allistor
Cal: Be nice to him
Ky: I like Scotland. He's a nice nation
Scotland: Why thanks, lass
Ky: No problem
Scotland: Oh, I'm feeling a wee bit lightheaded...
Scotland: *Passes out*
Prussia: Hey fraus, Antonio, Francis and I set up a DJ booth and a disco ball in vone of your gyms! It's a party!
Cal: A German sparkle party?
Prussia: Scheiße nein! It's too early for vone of zhose
Prussia: Now come back around midnight or vone am and zhen zhere vill be vone!
Austria: NEIN
Austria: Gilbert you promised me you vouldn't have anozher of zhose vhile I am in zhe house
Prussia: But zhis isn't Vest's house, is it? Kesesesese
America: In the meantime, where do we put Iggy and his brothers?
Admin: Hmmm...let's bring them to the computer lab? There's a couch and plenty beanbags in there.
America: Alright! as the hero, I'll carry them all!
Admin #2: How about you take Arthur, Ivan takes one of them, and Ludwig takes the other?
America: Fine...
Ky: So Iggy got the couch, Dylan and Connor got beanbag beds. When Allistor passed out so I picked him up and gave him a beanbag bed.
Cal: How could you have picked him up?
Ky: I told you I can punch through walls and into another room
Admin: She has, it's scary
America: Iggy and his older brother look all peaceful when they're sleeping
Admin #2: But when they aren't hell breaks loose
Ky: CAL CAL CAL CAL
Cal: WHAT
Ky: I THINK I HAVE JARED PADALECKI'S PHONE NUMBER
Cal: Who now?
Admin: WHAAAAAAAT
Admin: GUURL WHJAT
Ky: I DO
Admin: HOW THE FLVUCK DID YOU GET IT?
Adam: What are they flipping out about? *Throws hands in the air and walks off*
Cal: Wait you mean Sam from SPN?
Ky: Yeahyeahyeahyeah
Cal: Who gave you his number?
Ky: His Twitter
Ky: ASDFGHJKL:
Sam: Okay calm down
Sam: There is an epic party going on in the gym
Em: Well that explains where most of the nations went
Admin: Speaking of which, now that it's a nice 64 degrees, how are out passed out nations?
Castor: The big red haired one got up and left
Admin: What now
Castor: He left while I was playing Minecraft
Admin: So he's fine? He didn't collapse somewhere else?
Castor: Well someone would've found him, wouldn't they?
Jian: Guys, that red haired guy that pass out earlier?
Jian: He's at Gilbert's party
Jian: Drinking
Admin: Where the hell did Gilbert get booze?
Cal: America, Germany, Russia I bet
Admin: Did you say there's vodka here
Admin: Shit
Sam: Are you telling me there's drunk people here?
Andrew: Well Adam is probably, definitely, shit-faced right about now
Andrew: And it's only 7 P.M.
Admin #2: We've been here for the whole day?
Admin: Well we have, not the nations
Ky: Hey Andrew
Andrew: What
Ky: I wanna play 'What's In Drew's Pockets'
Andrew: Sure? *Proceeds to pull out tons of shit from his pockets*
Andrew: Let's see...2 pencils, a bottle cap, some random brass key, a piece of copper with...bite marks, my phone, a few dozen matches, a sticky note with someone's phone number on it, a broken pencil, a stick, a ring- who's is that? Clay bits, my student ID, and shit, there's glass in my pants
Ky: First, can I have those matches, brass key, and some glass bits, and why is there glass in your pants?
Andrew: *Gives Ky the matches glass shards*
Andrew: Honestly, I don't know
Adam: Can I have the phone number and the copper sheet?
Andrew: Sure...
Admin #2: LET'S GET OUR PARTY ON!
Admin #2: *Chugs sparkling blueberry juice*
Admin: You look like Francois like that, haha
Admin: All you need is a super cheerful friend and some cigarettes
Cal: Have T.J.
Admin #2: Vas te faire encule
Admin: So are you people going to go party?
Ky: Do I have to?
Admin: Yes. Socialize with your peers and the nations
Ky: But my peers are mostly assholes
Adam: I know I'm one
Ky: Yeah you are
Jian: I'm not, am I?
Cal: She said mostly
Admin: You people are going to party with Gilbert
Admin #2: It's going to end badly, I swear
Admin: I am the queen of bad life choices and I do not give a single fuck
Admin #2: Your funeral
Cal: C'mon Ky, let's party!
Andrew: I highly suspect that the second admin is right
Admin Io non ho intenzione di rimpiangere qualsiasi merda che scende stasera
Italy: Ve~ I think you really will
Admin: Okay
Admin: Who spiked the punch?
Cal: I dunno
Admin: Never mind, how many of you spiked the punch?
Castor: I knew this stuff tasted off
Russia: I did nothing to the punch
Admin #2: Some of you did something, I know it
Italy: Now that I-a think about it, I think Gilbert might've put-a something in the drinks
Admin: Aha! Gilbert, you are found guilty!
Prussia: V-Vhat? I did not do anything!
Austria: Yah he did. He put some (a ton of) tequila in
Prussia: Specs! How could you! You vere supposed to be on my side!
Austria: Zhink about it as revenge for zhe...peeping incident
Hungary: What's that I hear?
Hungary: Did I hear PruAus?
Prussia: Elizaveta nien
Hungary: Elizaveta ja!
Admin: Elizaveta nein
Prussia: Zhe awesome me has von!
Admin: At least not right now
Prussia: Bow down to mein awesome- vait vhat?
Prussia: Admin-chan! I thought you vere on my side!
Admin: You may be one of my favorites, but that doesn't mean anything, hehehe
Admin #2: You really are weird sometimes
Admin: Finally you agree with me
All the others: *Are dancing*
Ky: *Is standing on one of the gym's basketball hoops*
Cal: We literally mean it
Cal: Ky is standing on the actual hoop
Castor: Ky, you should really get your ass back on the ground
Ky: Whatever
Ky: I'M Y FRENHINES Y BYD
China: Pā xià zhèlǐ!
China: Nǐ bù shǔyú nàlǐ!
Ky: Черт с тобой!
Adam: Let her have her fun, I say! More punch for us
Cal: I saw what some people did to it, I ain't drinking it. Plus, Ky drank like five cups worth and look at here
Andrew: Fair point
America: C'mon Iggy! Dance with your brothers!
England: Hmhf
England: I don't see why I should
France: It's a party, non? Arthur, parties mean you have to dance
Admin #2: Froggy boy's got a point
France: Excuse moi?
France: I am not a frog, much like Angleterre says
England: Oh yes you are
France: At least I can cook!
England: What?!
England: That was one time you bloody wanker!
England and France: *Start fighting*
Admin #2: Well I thought that would've happened sooner...
Admin: And that *Points at Kiku, Sadiq, and Heracles*
Turkey: Come on Jappy, you have to pick! Me or him!
Greece: Leave my friend alone, he clearly likes me more than you
Cal: *Imitates Japan*
Cal: Radies, radies, you're both beautifur
Turkey: What'd you say Jappy?
Japan: Nothing! I said nothing!
Greece: I heard you say something...
Japan: I didn't!
Turkey: Whatever. You still have to choose, Jappy!
Ky: What kind of nickname is Jappy?
Japan: Uhhhh
Japan: Oh! I know! Here, look at my thumb!
Japan: *Does the really cheesy trick where you 'pull' your thumb off*
Turkey and Greece: :O
Turkey and Greece: *Screaming*
Admin #2: WHOA CALM DOWN
Admin: Japan, quick, show them that your thumb is fine
Japan: *Shows them his thumb*
Japan: See? It rearry is fine
America: Aw sHIT
America: MUN HELP ME PLS
England: *Is chasing Alfred with Francis*
Admin: What?
Sam: I think the big scary Russian is drunk
Andrew: Is that what you're going to call him? 'The big scary Russian'?
Ky: His name is Ivan
Sam: What? He's big, scary, and Russian, so it fits!
Russia: My name was called?
Sam: Uhh no...
Russia: Leetle man looks funny...maybe hitting him with my pipe would help?
Admin #2: Ivan no
Admin: Maybe you should take a break from all that vodka
Russia: Vodka? Yesss I had lots of vodka
Denmark: Did I hear the mention of booze?
Cal: Ivan drank it all but yeah
Denmark: :0
Denmark: Ivan how could you!
Prussia: Zhe awesome Gilbert has beer!
Prussia: I am a lifesaver!
Prussia and Denmark: *Brohug*
Ky: *Somehow obtained Pop Its*
Adam: Dude can I have some?
Ky: *Throws some at his feet and the pop*
Adam: Not like that you doof
England: What do you call those again?
America: I call them Pop Its or Bang Snaps or Party Snaps
England: That's right
England: Although I call them Snappers
China: I call them tiny fireworks
Hong Kong: Firecrackers? Oh yeah...
*Loud popping noises are heard*
France: MERDE! THERE ARE FEU D'ARTIFICE IN MON PANTALONS
England: What did the frog say?
Cal: ...I know it's in French
Cal: I think he said 'Fuck there are fireworks in my pants'?
Ky: The fuck part is right
Jian: How do you know French?
Ky: Like I said earlier, I like to know things
Italy: Ve~ This party's nice, right Ludwig?
Germany: I suppose...
Prussia: C'mon Vest, drink some beer!
Germany: But isn't this a school campus?
Denmark: Maybe?
Admin: IT IS GET thE ALCOHOL OUT
Prussia: Voah there! Chill out! It's just some beer!
Admin #2: I stg if you people get arrested the world leaders aren't going to bail you out
America: I'll get Obama to let us out!
Admin #2: Not what I meant
Admin: *On her phone dialing someone*
Admin #2: What did you do
Ky: She called the police
Italy: What? I don't like America's police...
America: Why not?
Italy: They hurt lots of people
Ky: Well Canada's PM isn't great either
Canada: She even knows about my politics!
Castor: Why the fuck do you know about Canadian politics
Ky: I LIKE TO KNOW THINGS ALRIGHT
Police: WE HEARD THERE WAS A PARTY
Canada: But what about Stephen Harper?
America: Your stuff can wait bro
France: I'll listen to what you have to say, Mathieu
Ky: Did you call about having a party?
Admin: No
Adam: One officer was trying to plant weed in my car
Ky: Again?
Ky: They already tried to do that to an 18 year old
Police: *Are partying*
Other nations: *Are edging away from them*
Admin: Okay, before everyone gets arrested or something the underaged people should go home. It's ten in the P.M. after all
Ky: But I was having fun!
Romano: Go home already
Ky: Rood
Romano: Do you want to get arrested for underage drinking?
Ky: I'm not drinking anything but water idiota
Romano: Did you just-
Admin #2: Break it up, ladies
Ky: (╹◡╹)凸
Admin #2: I love you too
America: NO HOMO LADIES!
Admin: *Facedesk*
Admin: Okay anyone not a nation, 18+ or an admin, get your asses out of here
Cal: I'll help get everyone
*10 minutes later*
Cal: Okay Ky left with Castor and Jian, Adam left with Andrew and Sam, T.J. went by himself and I'm about to leave with Em and Nicole.
Admin #2: Be safe on your way home!
Admin: If someone tries to grab you stomp down hard on their foot, claw their eyes out, or kick them in the balls/uterus
Cal: Okay then...
Nations: Bye everyone!
Admins: Thanks for reading!
THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A SIMPLE A/N
Clairebear, this is why you don't let me handle these things. Then again I had way too much fun writing this
Anyway, like I said in the beginning, we're taking a smol break so this might not be updated as often. Bye now!
Да: Yes
маленький человек: Little man
подсолнечник: Sunflower
Wǒ yào tā mā de shāle nǐ: I WANT TO FUCKING KILL YOU
Hòulái, xiǎo liánhuā: Later, little lotus blossom
twpsyn: Idiot
Да: Yes
подсолнечник: Sunflower
STUPIDA RAGAZZA: STUPID GIRL
Amerika: America
сестры: Sister
Да: Yes
ANGREIFEN: ATTACK
подсолнечник: Sunflower
маргаритка: Daisy
Scheiße nein: Shit no
NEIN: NO
Vas te faire encule: Fuck you
Io non ho intenzione di rimpiangere qualsiasi merda che scende stasera: I'm not going to regret any shit that goes down tonight
Nein: No
Ja: Yes
Nien: No
I'M Y FRENHINES Y BYD: I'M THE QUEEN OF THE WORLD
Pā xià zhèlǐ: GET DOWN HERE
Nǐ bù shǔyú nàlǐ!: YOU DO NOT BELONG THERE
Черт с тобой!: TO HELL WITH YOU
Moi: Me
MERDE: FUCK
FEU D'ARTIFICE: FIREWORKS
MON PANTALONS: MY PANTS
And then about Canada, their prime minister Stephen Harper, the Canadians don't want reelected for various reasons, really good reasons. Feel free to Google it.