(It's good to be back!)

"Search Your Feelings, Sunshine"

Because Sunshine was not born and raised in America, or seemingly any country that had emphasis on movies and television shows, almost every movie was new to her. But of all the movies that Duck Avenger and La Sirenetta presented, no saga had a bigger impact on Sunshine than the Star Wars series by George Lucas. She had watched A New Hope like an excited child, but the grimmer tone of its sequel got to her. She grew to love The Empire Strikes Back, but her first viewing shocked her.

La Sirenetta was the first to notice it. She stifled a giggle by biting her lip. She quietly looked to Dreamchild, who was also trying to hide a grin. Oh, dear, the girl mentally said to La Sirenetta, Duck Avenger, and Wonderboy. She hasn't the foggiest that Darth Vader… well!

Duck Avenger's bill twisted in sadistic delight. Guys, stop thinkin' about it! You're gonna make me laugh!

Wonderboy was the most sympathetic. Maybe we should warn her?

But it was too late. Sunshine gasped and covered her mouth when Darth Vader sliced off Luke's hand. She inched closer to the TV screen without realizing it. Her eyes were glued to the movie, and Vader cornered poor Luke both physically and verbally.

"Don't make me destroy you. Luke, you do not yet realize your importance. You have only begun to discover your power. Join me, and I will complete your training! With our combined strength, we can end this destructive conflict, and bring order to the galaxy."

Luke snarled. "I'll never join you!"

"If only you knew the power of the Dark Side. Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your father."

"He told me enough… He told me you killed him!"

The helmet's permanently cold stare turned Luke's world upside down, and Sunshine's. "No… I am your father!"

"WHAT?!" Sunshine's skin flashed brightly in her terror. She nearly had a panic attack. How could she have never guessed this? It felt like it was the greatest-kept secret ever! "NO!"

It was difficult to tell who was laughing the hardest, La Sirenetta or Duck Avenger. They didn't care if the flash was bright, they could barely keep their soon-to-be-teary eyes from staying open anyway. "Oh, my gosh, that was great!" Sirenetta unintentionally tugged on her blue hair as she laughed.

Duck Avenger fell off the couch in howling fit of laughter. "This is the best time I ever watched this movie!"

Dreamchild didn't laugh, but she was glad to wear a satisfied grin instead.

Wonderboy got up from his seat and moved closer to the grief-stricken Sunshine, whom he patted on the back. "Remember, it's just a movie."

Sunshine didn't respond. She only watched, trembling in emotion.

Dreamchild mentally spoke to the Avenger and La Sirenetta. We might as well watch all the Star Wars films again. There's a new one coming soon.

Yeah, Daddy already got us tickets, Sirenetta answered.

There's no wait like the wait for a new Star Wars. And the waits take forever! And ya know about those cartoons that you wait weeks, months, or even years for? Those shows.

La Sirenetta grimaced. UGH, yeah. I hate that! They're there, they last a while, then they're gone for, like, two years before they come back. You'd think they're cancelled! Yeah. I HATE that.

Well… better late than never! I am deeply sorry for being stagnant for over a year.

But Ultimate Dream League is back in production!

Star Wars created by George Lucas, script lifted verbatim from The Empire Strikes Back