Madoka, The Homura, and Kyoko
Chapter 2
Kyoko went to a fast food restaurant and approached to the counter. She looked at the cashier with frightening eyes and the cashier seems not surprised. In fact, the cashier just sighs and said.
Cashier: Hello Kyoko.
Kyoko: What happened to good customer service?!
Cashier: How may I help you this time? When I mean by helping I mean serving your meal and you have to pay for it this time!
Kyoko: You know that's not going to happen.
Cashier: I'm on to you. My manager knows your antics. Even if we don't have proof for the cops. Even if our cameras keep jamming everytime your here. We will defeat you this time!
Kyoko: Two words, Soul Gem.
Kyoko whips out her soul gem and the cashier is under her control. The cashier seemed a bit dizzy and zombified. Kyoko puts her soul gem away and proceeds with her order.
Kyoko: I would like a one with everything with the combo please.
Cashier: Yes ma'am.
Kyoko: And if anyone asks, tell them its on you.
Cashier: Yes ma'am.
Kyoko then got what she wished for and left the restaurant gleefully. The cashier is released from Kyoko's control and wiped his eyes. He then saw his wallet with his $100 taken away. He then roared.
Cashier: CURSE YOU KYOKO SAKURA!
Kyoko sat at a bench and begin laughing. She then begins to eat with her heart content, but has an un pleasent feeling. She stopped eating for a bit and saw Madoka in front of her. Kyoko jumped a bit and grabbed all of her food. She looked into the goddess's golden eyes in fear.
Kyoko: What are you doing here God?
Madoka: Kyoko-chan. Its wrong to trick people like that.
Kyoko: Its obvious that you knew. Now answer my question!
Madoka: I'm here to give you a task that would help redeem your past thefts.
Kyoko: I have to take a job.
Madoka: No. I doubt that you would be able to pay back the debt. I need you to visit the Mitikihara town Retirement home. When you get there, find a door with the name Osaka. The door will lead you to your chance of redemption.
Kyoko: How will I even benefit from all of this?
Madoka: You will soon see.
Madoka disappeared in a flash of light. Kyoko then continues eating thinking about what to do next. The tenderness of the burger blocks her mind as she slowly forgets what Madoka told her to do.
Homura: Yes. You should enjoy your meal. Just sit here and relax. Forget everything except for the cheeseburger.
Kyoko: What do you want Satan? I just met God and I have no time dealing with you.
Homura: Kyoko dear. I don't want your meal to be ruined by such tedious work.
Kyoko: You have a point.
Homura: In fact, how about trying that new ice creme shop for desert? I heard that creme is as soft as milk.
Kyoko: Wait the minute. I see what you trying to do and it ain't working. I'm more motivated to go to the retirement house than ever now. I ain't going to fall for your plans.
Homura: Crap. It seems that your one step ahead of me. Though I do want to warn you that what you will see in the nursing house won't be... pleasent. Ask youself if the redemption is worth the trouble.
Homura then burst into flames and Kyoko continues eating. Kyoko started to look very motivated to go after her meal and that ice creme shop. Kyoko then ate faster as she shove food into her month and chewed quickly.
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Back in Hell, Homura went to her throne and sat there with her legs crossed. Kyubey, the former incubator, sat beside her as her servant. The incubator's eyes were wide, but the expression was still. His fur was messy with some noticeable spots of injuries.
Kyubey: Homura Akemi, you seemed to have failed again.
Homura: No matter. Plan B is coming. Soon Kyoko would turn back the moment she meets her and would disobey Madoka. We keep making Kyoko fail to the point where Madoka loses her faith in humanity and let me control the world once again.
Kyubey: An excellent plan Homura.
Homura: Likewise.
Homura then presses a button than ends up making the chains on Kyubey stretch him like taffy. Homura then giggled over this form of amusement.
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Kyoko went to the retirement home and enters. She met up with a lady who payed no attention to Kyoko. The red haired girl knocked on the counter and the lady just replied back with no emotion.
The lady: Visiting hours ends at 6. Just do whatever.
Kyoko then walks through a hall with an annoyed face. Kyoko worries that this whole thing is becoming a bad idea and Homura might be right. Kyoko founds door that reads "Osaka" and just opens it. She enters the door and saw an old woman watching T.V.
Old Lady: Goddamn it boy, a spider is not an insect. Kids these days.
Kyoko: Let me guess, your Ms. Osaka right.
Ms. Osaka: The f*** do you want?
Kyoko: No need for the attitude. I'm here because someone forces me to be here.
Ms. Osaka: Oh, just one of those volunteers.
Kyoko: You could say that.
Ms. Osaka: Well all I want to tell you is that I don't want to see your f***ing face.
Kyoko: You know what, screw this! I can't believe the devil is right about this whole idea.
Kyoko then left the room, stomping the ground with pure anger. She then bumps into someone and fell on her butt. Kyoko then lashed out at the person.
Kyoko: Watch where your going!
The person: You!
Kyoko: Oh great, its the cashier again.
Cashier: I have a name you know. Its in my name tag. I'm here to visit with my grandmother.
Kyoko: If its the Osaka lady, then just want you to know that she's an ass.
Cashier: Can't blame you.
Kyoko: You are related?
Cashier: Kind of wish I wasn't.
Kyoko and the Cashier then heard a scream from Ms. Osaka's room. The two ran with no effort put into it since they both have a hatred for Ms. Osaka. They then saw a portal that Kyoko recognize.
Kyoko: Cashier dude, stay put. I'll handle this and, dare I say, save your grandmother.
Cashier: Take your time, but shouldn't we call the cops for this?
Kyoko: Two words, soul gem.
Kyoko whips out her soul gem and made the cashier fall asleep. Kyoko then transformed into her magical girl form and enters the portal. Just as she expected it, this is a wraith's lair. Kyoko enters the surreal realm as weird cut outs appear and familiars spawn all over.
Kyoko held her spear for anything in particular coming at her. Things do pop out of nowhere and Kyoko simply slashes them. The red haired girl then saw a giant theater like monster having a random play in it's stage. The monster had long skinny legs and arms as it wobbles around.
Ms. Osaka just sat there booing the play and is not showing any sign of fear. Ms. Osaka seems to be raging and critizing the whole thing instead. Kyoko was dumbfounded at the old lady.
Ms. Osaka: You call this a play! My grandson's elementary school can do better and they suck!
The witch then lashes out at the lady as familiars charge at Ms. Osaka. Kyoko came in time to stop them and fought her way through to the wraith. Ms. Osaka apparently shows no sign of gratitude.
Ms. Osaka: Oh hey, its Miss. Flugly.
Kyoko: Shut up! I'm saving your life here.
Kyoko spun her spear and extends it at the main witch. Kyoko then pulls her spear to make the wraith crash into it's own familiars. With the spear intact in the wraith, Kyoko lifts it up and it slashes the witch in half.
As the spear gets together to be straight, the tip ends up destroying any familiars that attacks Kyoko and Ms. Osaka. The witch then falls as it's halve destorying more familiars. Kyoko then performs one final slash and boom!
Kyoko changes back to her normal clothes and Ms. Osaka is safe. A cube like grief seed fell and Kyoko grabs it. The cashier guy woke up and saw the two being safe.
Cashier: Kyoko, you saved my grandma! Thank you so much.
Kyoko: Your welcome I guess.
Ms. Osaka: You all are losers and you know it!
Cashier: At least I know your not a complete douche bag. Let's just forget the past have a fresh start. Its the least I can do for you saving my grandmother. Even if she is a bit hostile.
Kyoko: Likewise. Hope you and your grandmother for the best.
Kyoko then left the retirement home and saw Madoka at a table. Kyoko went to the goddess and sat at an empty chair. Madoka seems to be pretty happy.
Madoka: I knew you can do it.
Kyoko: So you did all of this to make me get the guy to forgive me.
Madoka: That is what I mean by redemption. The wraith part was unintentional though at least you got a grief seed.
Kyoko: Yeah. That Ms. Osaka was a big pain in the ass.
Madoka: She would open up soon.
Kyoko: I hope so. You really do work in mysterious ways.
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Back in hell, Homura seems disappointed that her plans fails. Her servant Kyubey remains emotionless.
Homura: I can't believe I fail again. I even lost count of how my times I failed.
Kyubey: As you often said, there will be next time.
Homura looking really disappointed: Of course.
Homura then pulls a rope and Kyubey got his chains put him in a position of being roasted over hell fire like a roasted pig. Kyubey tries swarming out of this, but he has to endure the pain of hell fire. He then started to moan.
Kyubey: Please stop. It burns.
Homura: You know what they say in hell. Abandon all hope, ye who enter here.
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Notes: Even though this story is based on the show God, The Devil, and Bob, I'm trying to make original stories too and not only chapters based on the actual episodes. Its pretty hard in doing so.
I'm also doing my best to keep the canon characters in character. If there is a problem then I admit that its my fault and will do better in later chapters.
For the record, in the timeline, Madoka and Homura are goddesses and the only magical girl alive from the original series are Kyoko and Mami. As for Sayaka and Nagisa, they will appear soon.