Kei-Kei Yuki: Hell ya! Chapter Two! Thank-you all who love the last chapter! You all have really made my day, and what's up with the lack of fem!Oga, and Fem! Furuichi stories. I for one believe them begin girls would be hilarious.
Furuichi: This is nowhere near hilarious! I'st a shame! A disgrace! What will my harem do without me!?
Oga: Oi baka you have NO harem!
Hildebert: Foolish humans. May we proceed to the story already.
Beelzebub: Duh!
Episode 2
Say Hi to the BoB Brawler
Long, Long ago their was a barbaric, ruthless, amoral, demon like woman who couldn't give less shit about her fellow man.
In a classroom their stood Oga, holding Baby Beel out in front of her, Furuichi walking off to stand in front of her, as the baby reach out with his hands, wanting to play with its new mother soft brown locks. Poking their heads into the room were delinquents, confused at seeing the tomboy holding a baby in her hands, but brush the issue off aside, thinking this were the chance to take her out.
It took nothing but a second for her to defeat them, in the class Furuichi begin to point out how the Demon tend to like things that no normal children would like. Seeing the little infant fawn over the mannequin, and the dissected frog in the jar, Oga tried to sneak out the class, but as soon she step a foot out the door Baby Beel begin to cry, watching its new mother trying to leave him. This earning a crying Baby Beel crawling after her, jumping onto her leg, as he began to cry, electrocuting her in the process.
After that day, Oga learn her lesson, but that didn't stop her from being electrocuted every time the baby infant cried. Walking together Oga begin to retell Furuichi all what happen the other day when Hildebert introduce himself to her family.
The Other Day
"From this day forward, this child and I would be under your humble care." Kneeling on the ground, with one arm behind his back was none other than Hildebert, giving off those radiant bishie sparkles, that had both mother and older sister blushing. "My name is Hildebert, I hope my stay wouldn't cause you any trouble." Again those damn bishie sparkles never stop.
Oga family on the other hand was in a state of pure disbelief. Who would had thought their Oga, little tomboy who usually beat of boys, and send them to hospital, actually had to guts to snag such a handsome and perfect young man, but what was with the child,. . . which was naked. . .?
"Oi, ya blondie bastard!" Oga who was now wearing nothing but a t-shirt and some shorts, pointed an angry finger over the blonde. "What do you think you're doing, acting like some pansy knight!?"
"Oh. . Isn't this how things in your country are handle?" Hildebert eyed the glaring girl, who shirts was tight around her chest, showing just a look of skin of her well toned stomach, that held feminine strong muscles. Her shorts showing off those long tan legs of hers. 'Why is this woman showing so much skin?' Hildebert ask himself, tearing his eyes off from the tomboy and back onto her family.
Having the most trouble processing this was Oga dad. 'This country. . ? Is he a foreign?. . .But beside that, why did my little princess bring home a boy!?' Scream the overprotective father.
'I can't believe it! . . My little Oga-chan finally brought home a man!' Cried Oga mother, wiping away tears of joy.
'Nice taste in man sis!' Misaki whistle from the couch. Proud of her little sister.
"But just what is with the baby. . .?" asked Oag mother, as this turn the family attention back on the naked baby that was in the room, but almost fell to ground after they heard Oga yell. ". . .For the last damn time, I will not be that baby mother! Go home!"
"Even after all that. . .?" Out of nowhere Hildebert was sitting in a chair with his legs cross, sipping on some hot steaming tea.
"You were really quite amazing. You should feel proud." Smirk Hildebert, the mother drop her spatula, dad soul left his body, and Misaki was blushing red, wondering what mad skills did her sister inherited to snag a man like that, and why didn't she inform her older sister about the baby!? Wasn't they close and had a bond like no other!?
"TATSUMI!" Oga knew things were serious when her father use her first name, slamming his hand on the table.
"Tatsumi-chan. . .how could you do this to papa! You said you'll never be involved with a man in your entire life! You promise to stay Papa-little angel forever! How dare you give away something so precious, and end up having a baby!" Out of nowhere the man pull out an adorable baby picture of a cute scowling Oga.
"I never promise that old man, and put that damn picture away!" Oga blush, now realizing what the old man was hinting at.
"Y-You got it wrong!"
"Wrong!" Her dad pointed to innocent baby that was in the room. "Look at that child! He look just like you! How could hide away such a thing from your parents! He even have your precious eyes!"
"He does not!
Taking another look at the baby, Misaki beginning to realize the detail that Baby Beel and her younger sister shared, walking over from the couch to get a better look. Her mother following her lead. Both mother and daughter stared at the child, who stared right back, before tipping his head to the side cutely.
"Yep, he's definitely your child." Confirmed the two.
"What the hell. . .!"
Picking the baby up, Oga mother begin to coo at the blushing baby in her arms. "Awwe, he remind me of you Tatsu-chan when you were just a toddler! Maa, now I can finally know the feels and joy of being a grandmother~!" Smiled the mother who was beginning to lose all hope of seeing grandchildren one day.
From there everything just went downhill as her mother ask where Hildebert was from, mistaking Demon Word for Macao. The demon butler charmed both her mother and sister over, and even somehow end up winning over her father.
"Hildebert-san, please look after my precious angel! Please keep her from any harm." Her dad spoke seriously, as Hildebert, replied back with a serious look of his own. "I will keep a watchful eye on her, so please do not worry Father-san. I will treat your daughter with care." Hildebert stated like a dashing white knight, as Oga dad had tears streaming from his eyes.
"My daughter. . .is in your hands." Oga dad gave the protection duty of his youngest daughter over to Hildebert, trusting her safety in his hands.
"W-W-WHAT THE HELL! I don't need a damn knight, and stop with the fucking sparkles already, and what with that sappy music and the crappy sappy background!"
End Of Yesterday
"Not only that, seem as if that brat is more than fifteen meters away from me. I can end up dead, literally!" Oga begin to remember the conversation she had yesterday with Hildebert, which somehow ended up with Baby Beel crying, and her almost getting fired into bacon.
"Oi, Oga. . ." Grabbing the front of her shirt, Furuichi had her face down, before pointing big watery eyes up at her best-friend. "How come you get to stay with hot bishie of a butler, and not me! Life is so unfair! You Bitch!"
"Shut-up, and stop whining. Like I want to stay with him!" The two friends were now on the roof talking to each other.
"Ne, Oga. ." Furuichi got serious all of a sudden, leaning back against the rail. "Where did Hilde-san sleep?" This earn her a punch to the face.
"What the hell you bitch!"
"Don't ask such stupid question!" While the two were arguing they miss Baby Beel who crawling away, chasing after a bug, before being picked up by a trio of delinquents.
"So that bitch really did bring a baby to school? I wonder who was the lucky asshole who knock her up." The delinquent begin to laugh, as Baby Beel begin to whimper. Hearing a cry, both girls became interrupted once they saw three hooligans who now held the baby in their hold. Both of their eyes widen when one of them took out a switchblade.
"Well, well, who would've thought that you would become a mommy~!" The leader of the three sneered, tossing more disgracing insults at the tomboy, who was too busy focusing on the distant that was in between her and Baby Beel who look as if he was about to cry.
"Oi, you assholes. . .Don't move!" Oga yelled, before a dark purple demonic aura came from her. "Don't you dare move you assholes!"
"Move and I'll kill ya!"
The guys did a poor job at trying to hide their fear, sweating-bullets shaking from the intense glare the girl was sending their way. The five was interrupted when more figures appeared on the roof.
"Who the hell are they?"
"You really are an idiot Oga!" Find out they were quite some well known figures throughout the school, by the way poor Furuichi was shaking when two of the delinquent, Killer Machine Abe, and Goodnight, either blush or wink in her direction. Poor Furuichi fainted to the ground, soul leaving her body. These were not the type of men she wanted to attract to her!
Seeing the frightful group, the trio quickly ran behind Oga. In the end, Oga waste not a second at getting rid of all the trash, before glaring over at Baby Beel. "Next time you do something like that, I'll stomp you flat, ya brat!" Stars were seen in Baby Beel eyes, before he fell and hit his head on the ground, electrocuting Oga.
That night when Oga made it home, she saw the entire family together, sharing a happy meal, Hildebert included, who turn to greet her. "Welcome home, my beloved dear." This earn a squeal from both mother and daughter.
"Stop getting all cozy with my family! He's a demon!"
"By the way Hildebert-san, when is the wedding?" ask Oga father, as Hildebert replace it for something else.
"Forget it." Handing Baby Beel off to her mother, and after Hildebert inform her that the distance between the bathroom and kitchen was safe, left to go soak in a hot relaxing bath.
The next day, Oga was walking down the hall scaring people as she tried to look for a bastard that was even more worse than her, so that she could finally get rid of the kid, but was coming up empty.
"Damn are all of you bastards useless!" She scream, as she continued to look, grabbing one guy, shaking him fiercely by the collar, before he pass out from fright.
"She's hot, but crazy scary." Muttered one guy, as the one next to him agree, to bad for him a certain baby heard, and sent a fierce demonic glare that he learn from his new mother over at the two, who screamed and ran away, wondering how such a baby could look so terrifying. This all happy oblivious to Oga, who continued her search.
"Hildebert-san!"
Walking into class, ignoring the attention that seem to be focused on him was Hildebert, carrying something in his hands that was for his Master, before looking around and notice that the woman was nowhere in sight.
"Where is Oga Tatsumi?" He asked.
"She off searching for someone strong." Answered Furuichi, putting her pink phone away.
"Hmm, so that woman still refuse her job." Replied Hildebert, before someone call him out, challenging him to a fight.
"Who the hell are you?" Hildebert glared, earning some lame reply that in return piss him off, as he sent the guy in the purple suit flying out the window with a flick to the head. Hearing the commotion Oga ran over, finding a bunch of her classmates crying as they ran out the room, saying something about 'strong,' 'demon', and did she hear 'bulter', but never mind that it had given her some hope, until she saw who they were talking about.
"Damn it, It's just you. So are you here to take him back." Hearing this the baby begin to cry, not wanting to leave his new mother, as Oga begin to panic until Hildebert pulled out some annoying baby rattle.
"That rattle is annoying." replied Oga.
"What are you talking about, it's make a lovely sound that please the Young Master." Replied Hildebert, before asking if she found someone who was stronger than her that lark in this school, that was when Oga came up with the idea of it maybe being the principal, seeing how he is the one to run such a delinquent filled chaos school, but was sadly proven wrong.
Walking down the hall Baby Beel begin to shake his rattle, before he began to cry, shocking Oga, before Hildebert had him in his arms, stating that the baby was hungry. Hearing this Furuichi shot a comment towards her best-friend large bosom.
"Maa, why don't you just feed him those cow tits Oga-" This of course earn her punch to the face by her best-friend. Shaking his head at the silver haired girl, Hildebert begin to answer how the Demon Lord only drink milk from a certain beast that lerk in the Demon World.
"We don't have that here." Closet thing was the cow milk that was serve in the cafeteria, as the trio handed there, once the student delinquents saw it was the same blonde from earlier, parted like the red sea as Hildebert receive the carton of milk, making a certain lunch lady to blush from seeing such a hot bishie up close, before heading back to Oga and Furuichi.
"Here you go, Young Master." Hildebert handed over the cartoon of milk, as the baby held it in his hands, too bad the cartoon feel out of his tiny hands when a group with running by, thankfully it was caught by Hildebert before it was crush to the ground.
Later that evening both mother and son sat down on the soft grass, as Baby Beel listen to the words she talking about how a man shouldn't cry, both of them looking off into the sunset, as Baby Beel was taking her words to the heart. Too bad it was just a second later when two green haired delinquent riding a motorcycle came by, and snatch up the baby.
"OI, you shitheads! Get back here!" Oga begin to run after them, remembering what she was informed about the 15 meter limit, increasing her speed. Seeing the poor baby was about to cry, Oga yell out, "Don't cry! Remember man don't cry!" Remembering his mother speech, Baby Beel held back his tears.
Thankfully the old guy from yesterday appeared, and gave her a hand. To this episode end, both delinquent receive a demon punch that sent them flying off into the far distance. Oga giving Baby Beel a thumbs up. "Nice job. Glad to see you held it in like a man!"
"Da buh!" Baby Beel was happy to hear such a compliment from his mother.
"Want ice cream before we go home?"
"Da buh~!" Baby Beel begin to play with his rattle as he sat on top of Oga head, as the two begin to make their way down the road, to bad in that moment the rattle broke, and Baby Beel cried, thus electrocuting Oga.
"I'm so gonna dump you off on someone else! I can't get use to this shit!"
I got twp episodes down! Now a lot others to go!