Social Care chapter 4

And we're back!

Benny: Well, I'm in front so you're going to have to catch up.

How hilarious.

Benny: No, I mean I'm really in front. See you at the house!

BENNY!

Disclaimer: Sadly, Izzy blew up the disclaimer so in my words- Izzy, no, don't touch it-!

At dinner, the boys ate pork roast with macaroni and cheese and broccoli.

Eddy whined " Why do we have to eat stupid broccoli?"

Johnny sighed and replied " Eddy, just eat your food."

Eddy pointed to the seat across from him and asked " Why is that seat empty?"

Russ shuddered and whispered " It's Izzy."

Ed said " What?"

Russ whispered loudly " Izzy's seat."

Double D asked " Pardon me fellows but what is this Izzy you speak of?"

Johnny answered with a shrug " You'll meet 'em soon enough."

Miss Alexander ran into the dining room, her pink blouse stained and the first three buttons were non-existent, her jacket was in tatters and her black shirt looked like it was nearly torn to shreds.

Miss Alexander turned around to look at Izzy's seat as Eddy wolf whistled. Miss Alexander began to blush red.

Double D protested " Why Eddy! I can't believe you just did that! Why, this woman has gone through a horrid experience and-"

Eddy waved his hand down as he said " Relax, Sockhead. Half the guys are practically drooling at the lady. What I'm going is actually a compliment compared to what these guys are doing."

Miss Alexander smoothed the dust off of what was left of her skirt and picked up Izzy's plate.

Miss Alexander calmly said " Johnny, could you go to Izzy's room and give her dinner."

Johnny nodded before picking up the plate and walking out of the room.

Eddy said " Izzy's a girl?"

Russ nodded and said " Yes, Izzy is a girl. Albeit a extremely dangerous and insane one but still a girl."

Ed said through a mouthful of meat " I like chickens, Eddy!"

Russ raised an eyebrow before asking " He does know he's eating chicken, right?"

Double D said " Well, I don't know."

Eddy waved his hand down and said " Don't care. Tell us more about this Izzy chick."

Russ said " Well, Izzy's 15 or 16, maybe even 17. She's a young Canadian, formerly wanted by the RCMP, has been to Attica, the Don Jail, not to mention several asylums and mental hospitals. Izzy's in her own little world where only a few things matter and she confuses fact with fiction constantly. Two years ago, Izzy was selected to be a contestant on Total Drama Island."

Eddy interrupted " Hey, I remember that. It's that Canadian reality show with the 100,000 dollar prize, right?"

Russ nodded and then continued " Izzy is actually very smart and somewhere within her brain, that shows."

Eddy laughed and said " I doubt that."

Eddy began to drank his juice.

Russ said " She got 2280 on the SATs which she took when she was only 12 and a senior."

Eddy spat out his orange juice. Double D was in complete shock. Ed was just gauging down the meat.

Russ thought " Well, what do you know? It's the woman herself."

Izzy was now wearing a green bra and a short skirt with her moccasins.

Eddy wolf whistled. Ed looked at her for 5 seconds then continued eating. Double D flushed red and pulled his sock hat over his cheeks.

Izzy walked in saying " Hiya, everybody! Oh, look newbies."

Eddy said " Hey, sweetheart. Name's Eddy. And you are...?"

Izzy shaked his hand before saying " I am Smokeza the Magnificent. Nice to meet you, midget!"

Eddy muttered angrily " I'm not a midget."

Izzy shouted " This is what Smokeza could do!" and laid down a thin, gray ball at her feet.

Eddy looked at her, unimpressed.

Eddy yawned and said " How lame. It didn't even go off."

Just after Eddy said those words, Izzy disappeared in a puff of smoke.

Eddy's jaw dropped. That was literally impossible. Maybe she snuck out, pressed a button on some remote and left.

I'll think I'll leave it here for your curious minds.

Benny: Did you really have to attack me?

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