Nate was sent to the principal's office later that day. The principal, Mr. Nichols, was eating a sugar wafer when Nate came in. By the way, I do not own Big Nate and the characters in this story, in case you were wondering.

Principal Nichols: NATE, why must you disturb me?

Nate: But I didn't do anything!

Principal Nichols: Tell me what happened in Social Studies, Nate.

Nate: OK, first of all, I came to class and I said "Hi" to Mrs. Godfery (ugh) but she yelled at me to sit down. Then, that annoying Gina started ratting me out even though I didn't do anything to her. Then, Mrs. Godfery asked me a question and before I answered the question, Mrs. Godfery said I was wrong. And then, I got 5 detentions, each one for when I accidentally "interrupted" Mrs. Godfery when she actually interrupted me. What a hypocrite. I DEMAND FOR MRS. GODFERY TO BE FIR-

Principal Nichols: I heard enough, Nate. First of all, Mrs. Godfery won "Teacher of the Year" award for two straight years.

Nate: RIGGED! RIGGED! THAT WAS RIG-

Principal Nichols: NATE! I have decided for you to get a MONTH of detention!

Gina: YES!

Nate: Where did you come from?

Gina: I am an office helper and I can hear everything you're saying!

Nate: Principal Nichols, she's spying on m-

Principal Nichols: Well YOU need to talk quieter, Nate! Now go to class, and see you afterschool!

After school, Nate was in detention, all by himself. Mrs. Czerwicki is the detention monitor.

Mrs. Czerwicki: 5 DETENTIONS?

Nate: Long story...

Mrs. Czerwicki: Well, get to your desk. WAIT! This is the 500th time you came here! You want a special surprise?

Nate: YES!

Mrs. Czerwicki: OK, I will read to you...

Nate: Is it the Romance Racer? The Lovely Lady? The Hot People? The Love for L-

Mrs. Czerwicki: NO! Hehe... but Jason in the Romance Racer is kinda cute... oh. I'm going to tell you about the story of my life!

Nate: Sigh...

Mrs. Czerwicki: I was born in Boring, Oregon on April 11th 1954, the most boring day in history. I lived in a ….. um... uh... um...

To save you guys from boring blah, boring blah, and more boring blah, she finally stopped!

Nate: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Mrs. Czerwicki: Oh! It's already 8:30 at night! I have to get going!

Principal Nichols: Wow... that was interesting. Well, it IS past time to go.

Mrs. Czerwicki: I didn't forget anyone in there, right? Oh yeah! Haha. Why would I? locks the door

Nate's dad (Marty): It seems so peaceful in here!

Will Nate realize that he was locked in? Will Nate's dad ever realize his son is suddenly missing? When will Francis and Teddy forgive Nate, if they do? And WHEN WILL I GET ANY REVIEWS? (Don't feel rushed, I'm not asking you to do any reviews, but I'll highly appreciate it if you do.)