Act II
Mortdevol and Altimore were still in the Dark Elves land, putting together an army to invade Eileen's kingdom.
"Tell me...is it true that you were serving King Draggoroy?" Mortdevol asked.
"Unfortunately, he was a bloody twat" Altimore answered "I mean, he brought a very hidious young woman who ironically had a much beautiful mother"
"This twat still has a debt to pay..." Mortdevol said "I mean, do you have any idea how hard is to make a scepter with such incredible powers?! I had to use a griffon's heart and a dragon's testicles! Disgusting..."
"Anyway, you will adore my plan" Altimore said with an evil smile.
As Altimore was explaining his plan, Draggoroy was on his bed, playing with a ball using his magic until he noticed a brute prisoner that looks like a Mexican wrestler (or Luchador as they call it in Mexico), took out something out of his chest, a dark crystal.
One of the the prisoners who works for me I gave him the key to release all them all as a distraction for our invasion.
The brute prisoner used this dark crystal to turn his hands dark with glowing purple and punched the invisible cell, breaking it into pieces. The guards tried to stop him, but he used his new power to kill them and then releasing the rest of the prisoners, except Draggoroy for some reason.
Mark finally arrived the throne of Eileen.
"Queen Eileen, I have terrible news" Mark said "Queen Vinavi said she felt dangerous things coming!"
"I know, I already sent your friends to stop the Dark Elves" Eileen said as her scepter started beeping "Oh no...something is happening in the dungeons!"
"I may not be a warrior, but give me a weapon to fight" Mark said.
"As you wish..." Eileen said as she gave Mark an armor and as a weapon a...boomerang.
"A boomerang?" Mark asked.
"It's the only weapon I have for non-warriors like you" Eileen answered.
"Okay, that's racist" Mark commented.
Meanwhile, Steve and Zoey were riding horses (the same horses with American accents) to go to the Dark Elves land.
"How generous is the Queen to give us horses" Steve said.
"You're right, these are strong horses" Zoey said.
"You heard that, pal?" Horse #1 asked "They think I'm strong!"
"Hey, they mentioned me too!" Horse #2 said.
But then Steve looked at an army coming...IT WAS THE DARK ELVES ARMY!
"Oh my god!" Steve said "Queen Eileen never told us about an army!"
"They're too many for us, we gotta go back!" Zoey said.
Back in the castle; all the strongest guards and Mark were stopping the prisoners.
"All right, buds, go back to your cells and nobody will get hurt. You have my word" Mark said as he was hit by a prisoner "Okay, now you don't have my word!"
Eileen activated a giant magical shield to protect the whole kingdom. But Steve and Zoey weren't there yet as they saw the magic shield forming.
"We gotta hurry, Steve!" Zoey said.
"But how we're gonna get up there?" Steve asked.
Them somebody caught Zoey.
"AH!" Zoey screamed.
"ZOEY!" Steve screamed as he was caught too "AH!"
Then it was revealed they were Vinavi (carrying Zoey) and Adaline (carrying Steve).
"Did you miss us, pals?" Adaline asked.
"What are you doing here?" Steve asked.
"We're gonna protect the kingdom too" Vinavi answered.
"What about the fairies?" Zoey asked.
"They're all safe in this sphere" Adaline answered, carrying a small light sphere.
"Wow, aren't they uncomfortable?" Steve asked.
"I can change their sizes into smaller sizes" Vinavi answered.
"Cool, kinda like Ant-Man?" Steve asked.
"Ant-Man?" Vinavi asked, curious "I don't understand"
"Something from their world, Mother" Adaline said as she turned to Zoey "Yes, I watched that movie too"
Unfortunately, Mortdevol's flying ship managed to get into the castle. They crashed into the throne, destroying it. Ellevin and Eileen appeared to confront them.
"Well, well, well, the throne seems different the last time I invaded..." Mortdevol said.
"Mortdevol..." Eileen said.
"Here it is, Edagorth's sweet little princess" Mortdevol said.
"I am not a princess" Eileen said "I am the Queen of Innerland and I'll do whatever it takes to pro-"
*ringtone*
"Uh, excuse me" Mortdevol said, taking out his cellphone "Hello? Oh, hey, Marty! Nothing new, just taking over Innerland. Yes, with my Dark Elves army. You wanna go playing polo someday? Wednesday? Awesome. See you that day" he phoned off "Now, what were we?"
"Altimore, how could you?" Eileen asked "You were our most loyal counselor of the kingdom"
"I only obey to the most powerful person of Innerland" Altimore said.
"Give me the Blue Star!" Mortdevol ordered.
"Over our dead body" Eileen said as she and Ellevin fought them.
Meanwhile, Mark was surrounded by prisoners and Dark Elves.
"There's no way out, just doom..." Mark said.
But then Steve and Zoey appeared with Adaline and Vinavi. They helped Mark to fight against the Dark Elves. Well, Adaline and her mother were throwing pixie dust to paralyze them while the rest knock them out.
"Wow, you guys are hardcore!" Mark said.
"Thanks" Zoey said.
But then the brutal prisoner who released them trapped Adaline with an energy chain.
"AH!" Adaline screamed "HELP!"
"ADALINE!" Vinavi/Mark screamed.
Eileen and Ellevin continued fighting until Eileen knocked Altimore out. But then Mortdevol...stabbed Ellevin.
"NOOOOOOOOOO!" Eileen screamed.
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Mortdevol evilly laughed "How great it feels making a young lady an orphan!"
Eileen charged against Mortdevol until the brutal prisoner appeared to knock Eileen out.
"Looks like you found the fairy with the powerful stone" Mortdevol said, looking at Orange Star hanging on Adaline's neck "Good soldier. Now pick up this man and let's get out of here!"
He picked up Altimore and they got into their flying ship. When our heroes arrived, the found Eileen standing up and Ellevin stabbed. Mark threw his boomerang towards the ship to stop them, but the ship was already away.
Eileen approached her mother.
"Mother, stay with me" Eileen said.
"Ellevin...protect Innerland...with your life" Ellevin said.
"No...no too..." Eileen said, brimming tears.
"Promise me..." Ellevin said her last words, before she died.
Eileen hugged her mother's dead body and sobbed in silent as our heroes just started at them.
At the night; they made a funeral to the soldiers and Ellevin. Everybody was in the beach, the dead bodies were floating in boats and some soldiers threw fire arrows to burn the bodies and Eileen used her magic to turn the ashes into star sparkles to went into the sky.
In the dungeons, they gave the notice of Ellevin's death to Draggoroy. He stood up for a few seconds and he screamed in silence, destroying every decoration of his cell.
...
In Washington D.C.; Stan was in a mental ward where he was doing some kind of scientific presentation.
"The universe rotates on a five thousand year cycle, and once its cycled all the worlds align" Stan explained, picking up a shoe "Imagine…imagine that this is our world, and…and…" One of the patients handed him another shoe "Oh, thank you. And this is another world. Normally they're separate, but there's a lot of invisible holes in both worlds and with the power to manipulate reality, you can pass through these invisible holes"
He demonstrated with the shoes by smacking one on top of the other repeatedly
"But if this happens too many times, the result would be cataclysmic" Stan said as he puts the shoes down and picked up two pencils and holds them up "But with the gravimetric spikes I took from the CIA, I can stabilize the focal point of the dimensions. You can get through several worlds without destroying the Universe. It's beautiful. It's simple. Like the game Portal. Any questions?"
"Are you done with your presentation?" a ward employer asked "A couple arrived to pick you up"
"Also, can I have my shoe back?" An old patient asked.
That couple happens to be Jeff and Hayley.
"All right, Mrs. Smith-Fisher, here's the stuff from your father" the receptionist said, taking off the gravimetric spikes and several bags of medications "Two metal umbrellas and several bags of medications"
"Thanks" Hayley thanked as she saw Stan "DAD!"
Hayley hugged her father.
"Oh, who are you?" Stan asked, half-confused.
"Dad, it's me, Hayley, Hayley said.
"Oh, Hayley, my sweetheart, I miss you" Stan said, hugging her "How did you find me?"
"We saw you naked in television, Mr. S" Jeff said.
"What happened to you?" Hayley asked "Why did you go cuckoo for Cuckoo-Puffs?"
"Something really dangerous is gonna happen and I must save the Universe" Stan said.
"It's Draggoroy, right?" Hayley asked "He's raping your mind again?"
"No, but something more dangerous than him will come here, I can feel it" Stan said.
"Whoa, how does it feel getting rape on your mind?" Jeff asked.
"Like a hangover after consuming 21 whisky-shots and one-inch line of cocaine and then getting punched in the face by Mike Tyson 17 times" Stan said, taking out some aspirins "In other words: I don't recommend it"
"I need to call Steve and Zoey" Hayley said.
Back to Innerland; Eileen and our heroes were trying to find a way to save Adaline.
"It's over...Mortdevol doesn't only has Princess Adaline, but the Orange Star as well" Eileen said "The Universe is lost..."
"Not entirely" Vinavi said, taking out the REAL Orange Star "I gave Adaline a fake one in case one of our enemies try to get it"
"But that means the Dark Elves will find out and they'll be back for the real one" Zoey said.
"We have go to their land and save her" Mark said.
"No..." Eileen said.
"WHAT?!" Everybody asked.
"I'll keep the promise of my mother's last words and stay here to protect Innerland" Eileen said.
"But what if they find out about the fake star and try to kill her?" Steve asked.
"They'll be back with a bigger army and when they do, we must fight with our own army" Eileen said.
"And how many of your soldiers will fall?" Vinavi asked.
"AS MANY AS WE NEED!" Eileen exclaimed, making everyone quiet "We will fight even with our last breath"
"Really?" Mark asked "What makes you different from your father?"
"Different?" Eileen asked "The difference, my boy, is that I will win this war"
"Did she just call me 'boy'?" Mark asked.
"Come on, let's get out of here" Zoey said.
Our heroes went back to the room they're staying.
"I can't believe what she said!" Steve said, upset "Amy told me she's one of the sweetest people she ever met, yet she seems like the complete bitch! Like...Kuvira-bitch!"
"We cannot let Voldemort's gay brother kill Adaline" Mark said.
"*giggling*, Voldemort's gay brother, that was a good one" Zoey said.
"I have a plan, but I doubt anyone would like it" Vinavi said.
"Any plan from yours, I'll like it" Steve said.
"We need the help of Draggoroy" Vinavi said.
"Okay, I don't like that plan" Steve said.
"I don't mean to offend you, my Queen, but...ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND?!" Zoey asked, outraged.
"Didn't you tell me he slaughtered all your fairies?" Mark asked.
"I'm concerned of his past actions and Eileen told me he's impossible to trust" Vinavi answered "But he must be devastated by the death of his mother and the only thing he wants is revenge.
"How do you know that?" Zoey asked.
"Fairies can sense the feelings of anyone who believe us" Vinavi answered "Somebody must go to his cell to talk to him"
Then everybody stared at Steve.
"Huh? Why me?" Steve asked "Why don't you go, Zoey? He likes hot girls"
"STEVE!" Zoey scolded.
"Okay, okay, I'll go!" Steve said "Geez..."
Steve went to the dungeon where he found Draggoroy standing up. Oddly enough, the cell wasn't destroyed like he did when he heard about his mother's death.
"Oh, look who came from the exterior world" Draggoroy said with an arrogant tone "Are you here to mock at me? To tell me how pathetic I am?"
"Draggoroy, that's enough, no more illusions" Steve said.
The cell disappeared, revealing the cell being an entire messed and Draggoroy in fetal position crying like a baby.
"Uh...are you crying?" Steve asked.
"What...? No...what would the great and powerful Draggoroy cry for the death of his mother...OF COURSE I'M CRYING, YOU FOOL!" Draggoroy shouted.
"Okay, okay, just listen: your sister ordered me to release you and hunt Mortdevol down so you can get your revenge" Steve said "Then you'll be back at this cell"
"What makes you think you can trust me?" Draggoroy asked.
"I don't, but you're the one who made a deal with the Dark Elves" Steve said "They have Adaline, they think they have the Orange Star when in reality her mother Vinavi has the real one"
"Why would you need me?" Draggoroy asked.
"You wanna pay your debt with the Dark Elves?" Steve asked "If you do that, they'll leave us alone. But I'm warning you, if you take one misstep, if you pretend to betray us, we'll kill you"
"...you must be so desperate..." Draggoroy said.
After releasing Draggoroy, Steve and Draggoroy were walking on the hallway.
"Eileen isn't this...forgiving" Draggoroy said.
"She hasn't forgave you...yet" Steve said "But if you help us, she may reduce your sentence"
"If it wasn't for my revenge, I'd rather to rot in the Dungeon than working with you" Draggoroy said.
"At least pretend you're enjoying this" Steve said.
"You mean like this?" Draggoroy asked using his shape-shift skills to transform into Jeff Fisher (wearing his Toxic Toucher costume) "How about this?"
"It's better company at least" Steve said.
Then Draggoroy used this skill to turn back to normal and transform Steve into...Meg Griffin (wearing her Pink Arrow costume).
"You look stunning" Draggoroy said.
"I've been already a girl anyway" 'Meg' said with Steve's voice "You should try someday. You'd love wearing a bra and panties"
"I prefer to be somebody...cooler" Draggoroy said as he transformed into...Axel Everett "That's much better! The outfit isn't my cup of tea, but the confidence and the need to destroy things! Do you know an orgy of furries calling me? I'd like to have sex with one. ALL FURRIES FOR AX-!"
Steve had enough and pushed Draggoroy against the wall. Draggoroy turned off the shape-shift spell, getting back to normal.
"At least don me a weapon" Draggoroy said "My dagger"
Steve took something out of his pockets.
"Well, thank-" Draggoroy said, as he realized he was handcuffed "Clever boy..."
Steve and Draggoroy reunited with the rest of the heroes.
"Here it is, Vinavi" Steve said.
"Hello, everyone" Draggoroy greeted as Zoey approached him to slap him.
"That's for invading New York!" Zoey said.
"I like your girlfriend" Draggoroy said.
"Now, let's go before Eileen-" Mark said as Steve covered his mouth.
"Before she what?" Draggoroy asked.
"Before she changes her mind about you" Steve answered "Come on, let's go!"
Our heroes rode their horses (except Vinavi, who can fly) on the way to the Dark Elves' land.
"I'm suspecting that my sister didn't even give you permission to release me" Draggoroy said.
"Don't be silly, Driggy" Zoey said "Whoa, that sounds childish. We're the good guys, we wouldn't do anything without the royalty's permission"
"Then how do you explain these soldiers behind you?" Draggoroy asked.
They turned around and they saw Innerland soldiers chasing after them.
"Look, they came here to help!" Steve said.
But then the soldiers started shooting arrows.
"What the hell?!" Zoey asked.
"Nice helping" Draggoroy said, sarcastically.
"Don't worry, guys, I cover you" Mark said, throwing his boomerang to knock the soldiers out.
"Me too!" Vinavi said, using her fairy magic to turn the arrows into butterflies.
"God bless the fairy power" Draggoroy commented, sarcastically.
"I'll use my fairy mist to lose their sight!" Vinavi said.
"What does the mist is made?" Draggoroy asked "From fairies' farts?"
"Okay, Doucheggoroy, one more annoying comment and I'll pierce your head!" Zoey warned, taking out her sword pistol.
"If you do that, they would put me a bone that would make me look like a Deer-man" Draggoroy said.
"More like the Devil as you are!" Zoey said.
Vinavi released the fairy mist to lose the soldiers' sight.
Meanwhile, in the Dark Elves' land; Mortdevol had Adaline chained and beaten down.
"I have enough of your lies!" Mortdevol said "Tell me where the real Orange Star is!"
"I already told you!" Adaline said "I don't know!"
"Why don't you just kill her?" Altimore asked.
"I'd wish to, but I've been thinking on corrupt her soul and join us..." Mortdevol said "Wouldn't you love that, my dear? Feeling the power of darkness?"
"Darkness scares me..." Adaline said "I've always sleep with a night lantern ever since I was 3 years old..."
Then a dark elf soldier appeared and saluted.
"My master, our watchers have found a group of humans led by the Fairy Queen" the dark elf soldier said "We felt the presence of a powerful energy..."
"Powerful energy...?" Mortdevol asked with an evil grin.
"Do I call our forces?" the dark elf soldier asked.
"No...I'd like to meet them in person" Mortdevol answered as he turned to Adaline "Looks like I'm going to have a date with your mother..."
"He wouldn't date with such a meanie like you!" Adaline said "She loves Dad, she always loved Dad"
"Well, maybe once I got the Orange Star, I'll send you, your friends and family into darkness..." Mortdevol said as he let out an evil laugh "BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
End of Act II