Chapter 4

A Normal Day with the Varia

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"YOU FUCKING BASTARD!"

Bel bolted down the hall as I followed, hot on his heels. He laughed and threw his knives at me.

I swept to the side, dodging it and continued my pursuit to kill him.

"You trashed the fucking room on purpose!"

"Ushishishishi, and you have to clean it, Principessa."

I growled and chucked a bucket at him.

He grinned and tilted his head. The bucket of soapy water sailed past his head and collided into Squalo. Who just happened to be walking by.

"I'm not fucking Cinderella, you fucking bastard!"

"VOOOOOOIIIIIIIII!" Squalo roared, covered in soap. "YOU SHITTY TRASH!" He stalked over to me with his sword raised.

I flung my wet mop at his face. "Shut the fuck up!"

Bel took this as his chance to escape, and high-tailed down the hall.

"COME BACK HERE-"

I was cut off as I felt the back of my collar being grabbed and lifted up to face an angry long haired commander.

"Let go!" I kicked his chin.

He released me with a curse and I bolted after Bel and soon caught up to him.

I tackled him from behind and we broke into a fist fight while we rolled over, trying to dominate the other.

Two months ago, I was told (forced) to work here. My job was to clean.

Yes. I was a shitty maid. Dress and all with it.

Bel and I were in the middle of our usual fights. Yanking at each other's clothes and delivering bruises and scratches.

We continued to curse (I did most of it) and swear at each other while rolling over before we were suddenly pulled apart and lifted up by the back of our collars.

"Stop fighting you two~" Lussuria scolded. "It makes mommy dearest very upset when you two fight."

Bel frowned at the comment.

"You're not our fucking mother!" I retorted angrily as I clawed his hand.

"Now now, Mami, mia dolce dolce carissima figlia," Lussuria chided.

I scowled at his choice of words.

"That horrible vague language isn't very ladylike nor suitable for my adorable daughter~"

"Fuck ladylike!" I wiggled and squirmed. "Let go you gay bastard!"

"It looks like it's time out for both of you."

-Reborn-

I found myself facing the wall a few minutes later alongside Bel.

"The Prince doesn't see why he has to be stuck with the Principessa." Bel whined.

"That's because you both got into a fight." Lussuria chided. "Brothers and sisters don't fight and try to kill each other."

"Tch." I scoffed, clicking my tongue. "I would gladly rip the bastard's head off."

"The Prince killed his family before," Bel mumbled. "So what makes this any different?"

"Lussuria sighed in defeat. "I'll be making lunch. You two behave and don't you even think about moving two inches from your spot."

He left the living room and headed for the kitchen.

We stood in silence.

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"This is all the Principessa's fault." Bel accused.

"My fault?! You're the one who trashed the gaming room!" I retorted. I turned away and ignored him.

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"Since the gay mother hen is making lunch . . . does the Principessa want to help the Prince take revenge?"

I turned around to find a Cheshire grinning Bel. I couldn't help but grin back at him. "Sure."

And that's the strange relationship between Bel and I. One moment we would be trying to strangle one another and the next, we were the best partners in crime. It's a love-hate relationship.

We stood by the entrance to the kitchen; peaking and watching Lussuria pull something out of the oven. His back to us.

We snickered silently and snuck past the kitchen and into the dining room. We set up the traps of trip wires and dynamites, along with honey, super glue, buckets of paint, hair dye, ink, daggers, feathers, soot, smoke bombs, flash bombs, and firecrackers all around the room.

The dining room looked perfectly normal. No traps in sight. And each one of the members are going to get pranked and it will all precisely happen thanks to Me and Bel's calculations.

We snickered and ran off with mad grins, making our way to the roof of the castle where we set up more traps if they were to come up to get us.

The only members who won't be getting tricked was Mammon and Xanxus. It's because I'd rather not prank them and that we passed them on our way up to the roof. And them knowing us, would now be avoiding the dining room until all is cleared.

We laid side by side; cloud watching.

"Doesn't that look like a frog?" I pointed at a frog shaped cloud.

Bel ushishishi'd. "Looks more like a bear."

"How about that one?" I pointed to another direction. "Doesn't it look like a pineapple?"

"Hmm . . . more like a melon."

I instantly froze at his comment.

And then the it happened.

"VOOOOOOOOOIIIIIIIIII!"

"MY CHOCOLATE RASBERRY PIE!"

"BOSS!"

A faint explosion rumbled beneath us. We cackled madly.

Then the firecrackers went off.

"BELPHEGOR!"

Then the flash bombs.

"MAMI!"

Nothing but sweet revenge.

Happy early April Fool's day, Lussuria. Just wait till April Fools really arrives.

It would be a month to remember.

-Reborn-

Later that same day:

Squalo was rather pissed that his once glorious silky long hair was now covered in paint, glue, ink, honey, dye, and have been set on fire at one point. He had bruises and cuts littering his body. His now tattered clothes were covered in rainbow colors and holes along with scorch marks from the bombs. His hair was all frizzled and stuck up in all directions. He will have to cut it short at this point.

Lussuria wasn't any different from Squalo, along with Levi. His sunglass were cracked and fell off his left ear. His once perfect flamboyant hair, was frizzled and drowned in paint, ink, and feathers.

Levi . . . didn't look so different from before, besides being covered in hot pink paint, feathers, glue, and dark brown paint that made him look like he was covered in a certain thing.

They all stood in Xanxus's office. All scowling and glaring heatedly at the two brats who did this to them.

Envy filled them when they found out that Mammon was left untouched by the pranks that the brats played on them.

Xanxus sat in his chair with a usual scowl on his face. The two annoying brats that stood before him were grinning like lunatics. No. They were.

"YOU LITTLE BRATS ARE GOING TO PAY!" Squalo roared and pointed his sword at the redhead.

She beamed and pulled the string on a large party popper. It exploded in Squalo's face, littering him with ribbons and glitter.

"You look better now." She said.

"WHY YOU LITTLE-" He made a move to strangle her when he slipped on a bar of soap. Face planting the carpet.

Mami burst into laughter and took out a camera, taking a picture of all of them.

"Brat," Xanxus said.

She stiffened and turned to him. "Yes . . . ?"

"Clean up the mess."

She gulped. Took her bucket and mop and trudged out the office.

"Serves you right!" Squalo shouted at her leaving figure.

"And you . . ." Xanxus's eyes turned to Bel. "Help her."

"The Prince-" He was cut off with a glare from Xanxus. He scowled and trudged out the room with the redhead.

Bel met up with Mami in the dining. She him a mop which he dodged and let it fall to the floor.

"Are you going to help me or not?" She asked.

"A Prince isn't suppose to clean." He remarked.

"Fuck you."

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Well that's a normal day in the Varia for you. Happy double update! Maybe I might even triple it.

treavellergirl: Thank you so much for being my first reviewer! It makes me happy now that someone decided to review. Arigato! XD

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-Arti