Well. I'm just gonna jump to the graveyard with dear old Mikey, Lucy, Dean-o, and Cas. Bobby is already dead. Sorry 'bout that, but he had to go. Blame the plot bunnies! See ya! *waves and skips off the stage*

Dean and Maxael jumped out of the Impala. "Sammy? You in there?" He asked his brother, who shook his head and smiled. "Adam?"

"I'm sorry, Adam isn't home right now." Michael said, his lip curled.

"Then you're next on my list buttercup."

"You are no longer a part of this story!" Michael yelled, and Maxael rolled her eyes. Michael turned to his fellow archangel. "Hello Maxael. I haven't seen you in a long time."

"Hmm, yeah that might have something to do with my deep-set hatred of you. What with you bein' a complete and utter dickhead an' all. Also, here's something you should know. First of all, it ain't a story, it's our life. Second of all, angels are always so dramatic." Maxael folded her arms, and glared at Michael defiantly.

"Hey, assbut!" Castiel threw a holy fire molotov at Michael, who screamed and dissolved.

"Did you just molotov my brother with holy fire?" Lucifer asked Castiel, who gulped.

"Uh, no." Castiel said.

"No-one dicks with Michael but me." Lucifer snapped his fingers and Castiel exploded. Maxael's eyes widened, and she staggered backwards, hands covering her mouth.

"No, no, no, no, no. Not Cassie." She spun around to face Lucifer. "You are not Lucifer!" She was screaming now, waving her arms around. Dean was slightly worried Lucifer might kill her too, but then Maxael marched right up to him and grabbed his jaw. She was muttering words that Dean could barely hear let alone understand, when Dean saw Sam's eyes flicker back to their usual colour.

And then it opened,

a huge gaping hole in the ground,

and Sam grabbed Michael and they were falling,

but Maxael wasn't paying attention,

and Michael grabbed her sleeve,

and she was being dragged down after them,

and she was reaching for Dean,

and he almost grabbed her hand,

but then she fell down, down, down, after Michael and Sam.

The hole closed up and Dean was left on his own.

Sammy?

Gone.

Cas?

Gone.

Max?

Gone.

All gone.

The only family he had left.

He got back into the Impala and drove.

Just Dean,

the Impala

and the open road.

Maxael groaned. Her whole body hurt, I guess that was a side affect of being thrown into the cage. She sat up slowly, and found Lucifer sitting beside her, and angel blade in his hands. "Son of a bitch." Max muttered, and crawled away from Lucifer.
"Don't worry Max, the Darkness can't get inside when I'm in the cage." Lucifer glared at Michael. Michael glared back. Maxael stood up and brushed off her jeans."Michael, would you mind if I murdered you?" She asked, her arms folded and her head cocked. Michael growled and Maxael smiled. Lucifer passed her her angel blade, and she walked over to Michael. "What's the saying?" Maxael asked no-one in particular. "Oh yeah that's it. En garde." Michael ran at her, but she backflipped into the air and landed behind him. She waved, just to annoy him, and then flicked her wrist, and Michael was thrown into the wall off the cage. "I will smite you." Michael snarled, and Maxael just kept smiling. Maxael sprinted, and smashed both her feet into Michael's chest, and he fell to the ground. Lucifer yelled, and they both turned to face the archangel."Max! Are you okay?" Sam asked, and Michael pushed Maxael off him."You start the apocalypse." Michael said, and focused his homicidal attentions on Sam.
"Uh uh sunshine." Maxael said, and grabbed Michael's collar, dragged him back and held her angel blade to his throat. "Stay put." She whispered into his ear, and let him go. She walked over to Sam. "I think I might know how to get you out of here."
"Only if you come too. We don't leave family behind." Sam answered, and Maxael grinned.
"Of course I'm coming. Unlike you I hate most of my family, and I do not want to be stuck down here with that douchebag for the rest of eternity." Maxael started carving sigils into the bars of the cage with her blade. "Michael, you're staying here. Sorry Sam, get comfy, this could take a while. I am after all, disabling the most powerful prison in the entire universe." Sam nodded, and sat in a corner, his eyes fixed on Michael, who growled, but stayed back. "Michael, you might by my big brother, you might be more powerful than me, but I have an angel blade, and you, my nemesis do not." Maxael said happily, and went back to her carving.

Two hell years later….

"Sam!" Maxael yelled. The younger Winchester jerked awake, to find Maxael standing in front of the broken cage bars, looking smug. "C'mon. Let's find our brothers, and get Lucy a vessel." Maxael skipped out of the cage and Sam followed. Maxael kicked the wall a couple of times, making loud banging noises. "What are you doing?" Sam asked. He was sure that the noise would attract demons. "The demons will converge and we'll be dead!" Maxael rolled her eyes.
"That's the idea. How else are we going to find out how to get out?" She explained, and Sam nodded, although he was still not convinced that Maxael's genius plan wouldn't get them killed. There was a crash, and two demons burst in. "What are you doing in Hell Maxael?" The taller one asked, and Maxael winked at Sam.
"This." She threw her angel blade and decapitated one, and then round-house kicked the second in the head. She muttered something in Enochian, and a black cloud seeped out of the demon's mouth. "Lucy, I present to you, your new body." Maxael said, her hands on her hips. "Sam, shut your eyes." Sam did as he was told, and a bright blue light filled Hell. "Thanks for that Max. I was getting sick of sharing a head with Sammy." Sam opened his eyes to find the demon from before standing next to a happy-looking Max. His brow furrowed, and he looked questioningly at Lucifer, before realising what had happened. "Come along Samuel, we're going to get Cas, and get out of here." Now it was Lucifer's turn to look confused.
"What happened to Cas?"
"The Darkness killed him."