Chapter 2: Unlikely Alliance

Monique bit her lip as she focused on the two virtual wrestlers on the television screen as she worked the X-Box controller in her hands. She was trying to keep distracted, particularly by what was going in the next room of her college apartment.

Kim was apparently needing an energy refill, or at least a 'snack'. From the sounds Ron was making from the next room, she was a lot more skilled at that than she was back in high school. She remembered how awkward Kim got whenever the topic of sex came up, particularly when sex and Ron would come up. Course that was before she and Ron became a couple, and she became an active sex demon.

"That sounds weird just thinking it…" Monique shook her head. Then covered paused the game to cover her face and giggled when a shout of "Booyah!" was heard through the closed door.

A few minutes later Kim walked out with a proud smile on her face, and Ron slowly walked behind him with a dazed but happy expression.

"Feel better?" Monique smirked.

"Would have been nicer to do more than a light snack…" Kim glanced back and winked at her lover, "But… Ron and I both get a little loud and I'm not sure your neighbors would appreciate that in the middle of the day…"

Monique just shook her head at the mental image, then she noticed the look Kim was giving her. "Wha?"

"Focus, KP," Ron said, placing a hand on her shoulder, and the hungry predatory look disappeared from Kim's face. "Sorry, Mon, sometimes the other side of her tends to get stronger, particularly after feeding… when that happens sex is sex…"

"Yeah, sorry, I'm sorry," Kim shook her head, "Didn't mean to lust at you…"

Monique nodded awkwardly, "it's ok… not awkward… or nothing…"

Before Kim could dig her hole any deeper the Kimunicator went off. "Thank you, Wade…" Kim sighed in relief, pulling out the handheld device. "Go, Wade."

"Hey, Kim," Wade face appeared on the screen. He tilted his head as he studied Kim. "Have you been eating donuts? You got some white glaze on your cheek…"

Kim's eyes widened, and quickly wiped the white substance from her face. "Yeah… yeah that's it… anyway, what's the sitch?"

"We got a hit on the site…" Wade glanced to the screen, "And you aren't going to believe who by…"

- SOS -

Kim and Ron slowly and carefully entered a darkened Rental Lair. "It's still crazy to me, KP…" Ron scratched his head, "How does it make sense for villains to have lairs with mailing addresses?"

"Henchco makes a fortune off these already set up rental lairs," Kim shrugged, "And they have a lot of insurance on them, so even if they get destroyed by mad scientists, other villains, GJ, or us, they still make money."

"Makes sense… kinda…" Ron nodded, then frowned. "But not really… no…"

"KIM POSSIBLE!" Drakken's voice boomed, "YOU FALLEN INTO MY TRAP YET AGAIN!"

Kim rolled her eyes and crossed her arms, "You called me!"

"Oh… oh yeah, yeah, I did… sorry, force of habit!" Drakken said awkwardly.

"So what do you want?" Kim asked with a cocked eyebrow.

"Ok so… we were looking at a new place to set up shop, Shego as usual checks it out because she can hurt people and I tend to just… hide. But anyway, she was looking into prime lair property, and well… she disappeared…" Drakken explained.

"What do you mean she disappeared?" Ron asked, and Drakken sighed.

"Well, she broke contact, and I'm not sure where she went… I tried to track her radiation signature from her powers but it's … it's really weak… I'm well… I'm worried…"

Kim stepped toward the mad scientist, "Drakken, are you and Shego…"

"Are we what?" Drakken blinked, then gasped in realization, "Please, we have a professional relationship, she's far too young and… hostile… for me. I prefer a … more calmly tempered lady…"

"Do you have her last known location?" Kim asked, crossing her arms.

"Of course," Drakken said, handing her a piece of notebook paper with navigational coordinates scribbled on it. "Just let me know if she's ok…"

"We'll find her, and if this is a trap…" Kim narrowed her eyes.

"Cross my heart and hope to never rule the world," Drakken made a crossing movement with his hand.

Kim and Ron nodded and turned to leave the Lair. "So Drakken and Shego are just regular every day partners…"

Kim sighed, and reached into her back pocket, pulling out a wallet, then flipped out five twenties, and slapped them into Ron's awaiting palm. "Damnit…"

Kim leaned back as she watched Ron rummage through the cargo hold of the plane as they neared their jumping point. "Where do they keep the parachutes on this thing?" Ron asked in frustration.

"I asked them to not have any back here," Kim asked, glancing at her nails, before sliding on her gloves. "Told them we were bringing our own…"

"Oooh, cool," Ron asked smiling brightly, "So where are they?"

"Back at the apartment," Kim smiled mischievously.

"Then… how are we going to land…" Ron turned toward her, and she extended her succubus wings and winked.

"Oh no…" Ron shook his head as he paled.

"Oh yes," Kim replied standing up, stretching, "we're close to the drop zone."

"KP…" Ron moaned.

"Ronnie, how many times have we jumped out of a plane together?" Kim asked sweetly as she approached him.

"Too many…" Ron whimpered.

"How many times have we jumped out of a plane without parachutes?" Kim asked again, reaching up and cupping his cheek.

"Too many…" Ron whined.

"C'mon Ron, you know you enjoy it…" Kim said as she backed him toward the open hatch. "See?" She shoved and he screamed like a young child, "That's screams of pleasure! I know, I've heard them a lot!" Kim yelled before jumping out after him.

Ron screamed as he tumbled toward the ground, while Kim dove down to fall directly beside him. "Hey, Ron, ever thought about joining the mile-high club while outside of a plane?" Kim asked grinning, "It'd be fun!"

"While I will admit, Kimberly, I have greatly enjoyed our more open physical relationship, I REALLY have," Ron yelled, "The idea of an impending SPLAT is KIND OF A PUT OFF!"

"Awe, you're no fun," Kim pouted, reaching out for him, "Maybe next time…" She said, extending her wings and gliding them safely into the old temple Shego was last seen investigating.

"I may need new pants…" Ron whimpered as Kim let him drop to the ground.

"Stop being such a girl," Kim rolled her eyes, then glanced around, "Shego? Shego are you here?"

"P-Princess?" Shego's voice called from the shadows.

"That's not weird at all…" Ron whispered, as Kim carefully approached where Shego's voice came from.

"Shego? Are you ok?" Kim asked, furrowing her brow.

"No… I… I'm hungry…" Shego's breathless voice returned. A moment later Shego stepped out into the light, revealing herself to be completely nude, a long tail trailing behind her, and a set of succubus wings upon her shoulders.

"What?" Ron asked, but before either could respond, Shego had grabbed Kim, and shoved her tongue into the younger girl's mouth.

Almost against her own will, Kim returned the kiss with the same hungry passion and pushed her own tongue into her rival's mouth, gasping as Shego's hand pushed into the front of her pants.

"This escalated quickly…" Ron breathed, before Shego grabbed him as well.

To Be Continued.

Could have continued from here, but not only has this been a long wait, and I wanted to get this going again, but … this was an incredibly evil stopping point and we still have 15 minutes of April Fools' Day left and I am an evil, evil little man. Enjoy!