Rosethorn: hello and welcome back to warrior cats got talent. This is rosethorn
Smoketalon: and this is smoketalon
Pinenose: what does this say?
Rosethorn: can ANY of you warriors read
Pinenose: nope
Smoketalon: Well if you can't read, just go away!
Pinenose: ok then. :sniff:
Smoketalon: now we have the shadowclan auditions. Lets start with crowfrost
Crowfrost: I will be doing long division
Rosethorn: err... Ok. Start after jayfeather blows the trumpet
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Smoketalon: wow. Now he's blown the radio
Crowfrost: 8829173819dividedby3728927is6382926371927
Dividedby172839is1638...
Audience: :snore:
Bramblestar: booorrrrinnngggg 0/10
Onestar: plain 0
Mistystar: amazing! Ive never seen long division done so fast! 9/10
Rowanstar: you always were the best at maths. Thats why I made you deputy. 10/10
Shadowclan: WHAT
Rosethorn: well then, crowfrost is out due to his :yawn: boring act. Now we have tawnypelt
Crowfrost: HEY
Tawnypelt: I will be singing christmas carols
Smoketalon: ok then. Start after jayfeather has blown the trumpet
Pfffffft YUUUUCCCCCKKKKK
Rosethorn: now jayfeather has blown on his mouse bile. But tawnypelt has started singing
Tawnypelt:
Squeaky mouse!
Squeaky mouse!
Squeaking all the way!
Oh what fun, it is to chase, a little tiny mouse!
Dashing through the camp!
With a tendril of brambles!
Through the dens we go!
Purring all the way!
Leaves on dead twigs rustle!
Making spirits high!
Oh what fun it is to sing!
A leaf-bare song tonight!
Squeaky mouse!
Squeaky mouse!
Squeaking all the way!
Oh what fun, it is to chase, a little tiny mouse!
Onestar: ah, a classic. 7/10
Mistystar: so old, but sung so beautifully. 9/10
Rowanstar: not as old as you mistystar. 10/10
Bramblestar: ha ha good one. 10/10
Mistystar: grrrrrrrrrrrr
Smoketalon: well, lets just leave the judges to that. Tawnypelt is through to the next round! Next up we have littlecloud
Littlecloud: I will be breakdancing
Rosethorn: ok then, start after jayfeather has blown on something
Pffffffffft YEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUCCCCHHHHH
Smoketalon: now he's blown on the electric fence. I'm starting to think we might need a new trumpet blower...
Rosethorn: but littlecloud is breakdancing to the max!
Smoketalon: worrrrp dudududududu wooorrrrp dudundudn
Rosethorn: for the last time smoketalon, you are not a cat beatbox!
Bramblestar: huh. What sort of dancing IS that
Onestar: rad! 10/10
Mistystar: mamamamamamamamamaaaaaaaaa mamamamamamamamamaaaaaaaaa... 10/10
Rowanstar: rad dude! 10/10
Smoketalon: so littlecloud is through! Man that was good. But next up is owlclaw
Owlclaw: I will beat lionblaze single pawed!
Rosethorn: start after jayfeather blows the trumpet
SQUEEEEEAAAAAAALLLLLLLLL
Smoketalon: well, a whistle is better than a pig!
Rosethorn: owlclaw slaps lionblazes face and...
Sol: OUT! No fighting! Disqualified!
Shadowclan: BOOOOOOOOOOO
Lionblaze: thank goodness
Smoketalon: well after that unfortunate event, we have scorchfur!
Scorchfur: I will fight lionblaze till he cries for his mama!
Rosethorn: start after jayfeather blows the trumpet
Pfffffftt SQUEEEEEEAAAAAAKKKKKKK
Smoketalon: Now he's just scared away his lunch.
Jayfeather: FOX DUNG
Rosethorn: scorchfur scratches lionblazes face and...
Sol: OUT! No fighting! Disqualified!
Lionblaze: pheeeewwww
Rosethorn: it looks like some of these shadowclan cat have a bone to pick with lionblaze. Well, scorchfur is out, with tigerheart to follow
Tigerheart: I will be singing roar by katy perry
Smoketalon: Well then. Start after jayfeather blows the trumpet
Pffffffft pffffffft BARK BARK
Rosethorn: someone had better go save jayfeather from that dog...
Tigerheart:
I used to bite my tongue and hold my breath
Scared to rock the boat and make a mess
So I sit quietly, agree politely
I guess that I forgot I had a choice
I let you push me past the breaking point
I stood for nothing, so I fell for everything
You held me down, but I got up HEY!
Already brushing off the dust
You hear my voice, you hear that sound
Like thunder gonna shake the ground
You held me down, but I got up HEY!
Get ready 'cause I've had enough
I see it all, I see it now
I got the eye of the tiger, a fighter, dancing through the fire
'Cause I am a champion and you're gonna hear me roar
Louder, louder than a lion
'Cause I am a champion and you're gonna hear me roar
Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh
Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh
Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh
You're gonna hear me roar
Now I'm floating like a butterfly
Stinging like a bee I earned my stripes
I went from zero, to my own hero
You held me down, but I got up HEY!
Already brushing off the dust
You hear my voice, you hear that sound
Like thunder gonna shake the ground
You held me down, but I got up HEY!
Get ready 'cause I've had enough
I see it all, I see it now
I got the eye of the tiger, a fighter, dancing through the fire
'Cause I am a champion and you're gonna hear me roar
Louder, louder than a lion
'Cause I am a champion and you're gonna hear me roar
Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh
Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh
Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh
You're gonna hear me roar
Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh
Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh
You'll hear me roar
Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh
You're gonna hear me roar...
Ro-oar, ro-oar, ro-oar, ro-oar, ro-oar
I got the eye of the tiger, a fighter, dancing through the fire
'Cause I am a champion and you're gonna hear me roar
Louder, louder than a lion
'Cause I am a champion and you're gonna hear me roar
Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh
Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh
Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh
You're gonna hear me roar
Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh
Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh
You'll hear me roar
Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh
You're gonna hear me roar...
Bramblestar: cliche. We've heard enough of the fire tiger prophecy 1/10
Onestar: 9/10 yeah, of course you're a tiger
Mistystar: amazing! 10/10
Rowanstar: I'm so proud of you my son!10/10
Smoketalon: tigerheart is through to the next round! Next up we have... Ferretclaw!
Ferretclaw: I will scratch lionblaze till he wishes he was never born!
Lionblaze: WHAT IN STARCLANS NAME IS WRONG WITH THESE CATS?
Rosethorn: start after jayfeather blows the trumpet
Pfffffft FERNCLOUD I LOVE YOU FERNCLOUD I LOVE YOU
Smoketalon: No. Don't make us listen to that awful somg again. Who even recorded it anyway...
Rosethorn: ferretclaw scratches lionblazes face and...
Sol: OUT! No fighting! Disqualified!
Lionblaze: Sol is my new bestie!
Smoketalon: wow, these are some bloodthirsty cats
Rosethorn: but next up is stoatfur
Stoatfur: I will bite lionblaze till his eyes fall out!
Lionblaze: fox dung
Rosethorn: start after jayfeather blows the trumpet
Pfffffftt tatatatatatatatata
Smoketalon: Whats he blown on this time...
Rosethorn: stoatfur scratches lionblazes face and...
Sol: OUT! No fighting! Disqualified!
Lionblaze: THANKYOU THANKYOU SOL!
Smoketalon: well... Er... Stoatfur is out, and snowbird is in!
Snowbird: I will be doing comedy
Lionblaze: finally...
Rosethorn: well then, start after jayfeather blows the trumpet
Pfffffft hooo hhoooo YEEEEOOOOOUUUUUCCCCHHHH
Smoketalon: :sigh: jayfeather is going to be eaten by badgers one day. But snowbird starts her act
Snowbird: funny funny warrior names! Wop wop wop
Funny funny warrior names! Wop wop wop
Scorchfur: whaaaaaat
Snowbird:
Appledapple
Brightflight
Whitelight
Nightbright
Heatherfeather
Sootfoot
Rosenose
Ashsplash
Fawndawn
Longsong
And many many more in store!
Firebriar
Briarfire
Snailtail
Sneezebreeze
Loudcloud
Smallfall
Cherryberry
Pikestrike
Theres so many more just hand me the mike!
Lostfrost
Rye-eye
Nettlepetal
Vineshine
Sheepleap
Snookbrook
Tornthorn
starlingwing
Primrosenose
Deerear
Redhead
Thats all I have lets go to bed!
Bramblestar: mock me all you like, I won't change snowbushes name. 0/10
Onestar: hahaha 10/10
Mistystar: 10/10 all the way!
Rowanstar: hhahahhahahahahaha 10/10
Rosethorn: well then, snowbird is through to the next round! Next up will be dawnpelt
Dawnpelt: I will be singing let it go
Smoketalon: start after jayfeather risks his life blowing on something
Pfffffffffft half moon! Don't go! ... Pfffffft I love you...
Rosethorn: WHO WAS LISTENING TO THE TRAGIC TALES OF LOVE CHANNEL
Smoketalon: who cares, I love that channel
Rosethorn: lets just get back to commentating
Smoketalon: ok then. Dawnpelt has started!
Dawnpelt: the snow glows white...
Audience. BOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Onestar: gah I hate that song. 1/10
Bramblestar: tawnypelt would kill me if I gave her daughter a zero... 9/10
Mistystar: I love that song! 10/10
Rowanstar: you go girl! 10/10
Rosethorn: so dawnpelt is through to the next round
Audience: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Smoketalon: thats shadowclans auditions done and dusted
Rosethorn: we say goodbye to crowfrost, owlclaw, scorchfur, Ferretclaw, and stoatfur, but littlecloud, tawnypelt, tigerheart, dawnpelt and snowbird are through to the next round
Smoketalon: see you next time on warrior cats got talent for
Riverclans auditions!