== A.N. ==
Hey I got a new attack on titan chapter!
Well I tried to make it funny
None of the characters belong to me…
Enjoy! See u at the end!
Book of texts: Attack on Titan (chapter four)
Jean to Marco
Jean: hey Marco!
Marco:Jean I already told you that I don't have money; you spent it all last time when we went to the corner store (fatass…. [-_-] )
Jean: No it's not that (well maybe later, when you do have money…)
Marco: Then what do you need
Jean: Help me study for tomorrow's math test!
Marco: How?
Jean:Give me a word problem or something!
Marco:Ight, but I suck at writing problems…
Jean: Just try! This is an emergency!
Marco:Fine
Jean: Just write one!
Marco: Alright
Marco: Give me a sec
Jean: Ok
Marco: if I throw a triangle out of the car and the car is going 75mph and velocity gets affected by the wind resistance, how many cupcakes can I buy from Levi Heichou with 1 human soul?
Jean: I asked for help with studying, not for you to hurt my brain…
Marco: fine….
Marco:if a man has 37 bags of chips and eats 36 bags, what does he have?
Jean: diabetes maybe
Marco:[-_-] salty much?
Jean: Give me another one, were in high school not kinder…
Marco: Give me a sec to think of a new one
Jean:Ight
Marco:If tommy practices piano every day for 30 minutes for two weeks, what can you say about his rate of learning?
Jean: Tommy is a nerd.
Marco:(-_-)
Jean: Give me another one
Marco: To change centimeters to meters, what do you do?
Jean: Take out "centi"
Marco: Sandra goes to the store and buys watermelons, each watermelon is $3.00 and she buys 54 watermelons, what will the casher ask her and what can you concur?
Jean: the cashier will be like: What. The. Fuck. Is. Wrong. With. You. Me: Sandra has a lot of money and is addicted to watermelons.
Jean: Right?
Marco:No. [-_-]
Marco:Are you going to start taking this seriously, because if you are not I'm not going to keep helping you.
Jean: Nah, your problems are making things worse
Marco:(-_-) fuck you
Jean: How hard?
Marco:Do you seriously want to go? I will kill you….
Jean: Bring it
Marco:*walks to Jean's house*
Jean: *hides in closet*
Marco:* pounds on door*OPEN THE DOOR!
Jean: NO! I WAS JUST KIDDING!
Marco:Too late for that now, prepare to die *pulls out prison shank*
Jean: I'M SORRY!
Marco:For what?
Jean: For how bad you are at math! XD
Marco:*cries* I'm going back home…
Jean: *it starts raining*
Marco:Fuck you *cries while walking home*
Jean failed the math test and Marco got a B+…
Afterschool the same day they got the results back from the math test…
Marco:Ha-ha you're a failure! *points and laughs*
Jean: shut up! *cries*
Marco:Ha-ha yes… I feed upon your sadness *fills cup with Jean's tears and drinks them* mmmm… yummy… *evil laughter*
Jean: *silent sobs*
The end!
== A.N. ==
Good times…. *laughter*
Poor horse face…. I thought this was funny… but idk it's up to you… I tried…
So how was it?
Don't you just hate those math problems that make no sense?
Well thanks for reading and I hope you liked it
Love you!
Till next time *gives u some of Jean's tears so you can enjoy them too*