Sorry I haven't updated in like, two months but I got bored. This is the only round with a fan made guest rounds guest commentator is flamewing, a ginger she cat with black tabby stripes. Thanks to flamespirit of the storm for making her.

Smoketalon: hello, and welcome to windclans auditions for warrior cats got talent! I am smoketalon...

Rosethorn: and I am rosethorn!

Flamewing: and I am flamewing the wonderful guest commentator. OOOHHH IS THAT CANDY :gobbles up rosethorns candy:

Mew: mew! :thwacks flamewing:

Flamewing: YEOOWWWIEEEEE

Smoketalon: and now the moment we've all been waiting for...

Rosethorn: our new referee is...

Stargleam: ME!

Audience: :screams: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Heavystep: :dies of shock 50000 times: NOOOOOOOOOO

bramblestar: YOU SUCK AT CHOOSING REFEREES

Rowanstar: WERE ALL GONNA DIEEEEEEEEE

Flamewing: I'LL FLIPPING EAT YOU

Stargleam: 0_O

Smoketalon: first up is harespring!

Heavystep: HOW CAN YOU IGNORE STARGLEAM! :dies of shock another 100000 times:

Rosethorn: GET OVER IT

Harespring: I will be insulting lionblaze

Stargleam: disqualified because thats mean and starclan chose him to save the clans!

Harespring: what a goody goody two-shoes starclan-lover

Smoketalon: next-up-is-CROWFEATHER!

Crowfeather: I will be tightrope walking

Rosethorn: cool! You may start

Flamewing: yaaa

Smoketalon: crowfeather jumps on a rope that magically appears on stage.

Stargleam: IT MUST BE STARCLAN

Flamewing: :screams: MAGIC

Rosethorn: crowfeather balances on the tip of his tail, and jumps. He lands on his shortest whisker. This was all on the tightrope!

Bramblestar: amazing. 10/10

Rowanstar: 0_O 10/10

Mistystar: you are so talented! 10/10

Onestar: its all tricks. He's done it a million times. His nickname is mr la-de-da 3/10

Flamewing: crowfeather is THROOUUUUOOOOUUUOOOU

Onestar: may I please pause these wonderful acts to do a much needed ceremony?

Flamewing: yaya

Onestar: thankyou. Featherpaw and slightpaw, do you promise to serve your clan, and protect it with your life?

Slightpaw and featherpaw: yes!

Flamewing: YAAAAA

Onestar: then from this moment on, unless you both become leaders which is highly unlikely...

Slightpaw and featherpaw: hey!

Onestar: slightpaw, you will be known as slightslip

Slightslip: BUT I ONLY HAD A SLIGHT SLIP! 30 times...

Onestar: and featherpaw, you will be known as featherface

Featherface: 0_O

Onestar: I have one more duty to do. Crowfeather, you name no longer says who you are. From now on you will be called crow-la-de-da, and are forbidden to become leader...

Stargleam: that is for starcla...

Crow-la-de-da: SHUDDUP

Smoketalon: how come stargleam is so good at speaking all of a sudden? I thought you said "parol" and "starcaln" and worst of all, "HOLYLEAF"

Rosethorn: lets just move on. Next up is nightcloud

Nightcloud: I will be insulting leafpool

Stargleam: you are disqualified because thats not nice and leafpool is mother to 2 of the most important cats in the history of the clans...

Hollyleaf: HEY

Flamewing: still DISQUALIALIALIALIALIALIALIALIFIED!

Rosethorn: ok then... Next up is... Gorsetail!

Gorsetail: I will be doing raspberries at Lionblaze

Lionblaze: whhyyy is the wwwoooorrrrllldd so cccrrruuueeelll

Stargleam: thats mean so you're disqualified

Smoketalon: next up is...

Flamewing: LEAFTAIL YAYA THATS RIGHT

Leaftail: I will be doing racing

Stargleam: you may start

Rosethorn: THATS MY LINE

Stargleam: I'm sooooo sorry!

Leaftail: WHO IS THE FASTEST CAT?

Audience: ONESTAR!

Leaftail: Onestar, I challenge you to a race!

Onestar: ok then. Prepare to die loser!

Smoketalon: they set up for the race, and leaftail is ready to go, but onestar is looking a bit flustered there!

Rosethorn: Stargleam will start the race in a few minutes... No! They have decided to start now!

Stargleam: Ready... Steady...

Flamewing: I'll flipping eat you! Its set not STEADYEDYEDY

Stargleam: calm down, ok then. Ready. Set CHEESEBURGERS

Flamewing: You were mean't to say GO! I'll flipping eat you!

Stargleam: mind your own beeswax. Sheesh. Ready steady...

Flamewing: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOES

Stargleam: Nose?

Smoketalon: JUST START IT ALREADY!

Stargleam: ready... Set... GOOGLY EYES!

Rosethorn: YOU'RE FIRED

Stargleam: NOOOOOO

Smoketalon: ready... Set... GO!

Rosethorn: they're off! Leaftail is winning!

Smoketalon: and leaftail has won by about... 9.23 fox lengths!

Bramblestar: HAHA! The power of humiliation... 10/10

Rowanstar: bad onestar! 10/10

Mistystar: we should make a comic book about you! And a TV show... Maybe called the flash!

TV cop: copyright! The flash is taken!

Mistystar: spoilsport! 10/10

Onestar: I... Hate... You... 0/10

Rosethorn: so leaftail is through to the next round

Smoketalon: Next up is Emberfoot!

Emberfoot: I will be telling the fuuutttttuuuurrrrreeeee

Flamewing: Oooooh... Ahhhhhhh...

Emberfoot: Mistystar will die of old age nine times in ten seconds

Mistystar: WHAT?

Rosethorn: 10

Smoketalon: 9

Stargleam: 8

Rosethorn: I THOUGHT WE SACKED YOU!

Flamewing: 7

Smoketalon: 6

Rosethorn: 5

Onestar: 4

Bramblestar: 3

Rowanstar: 2

Stargleam: 1

Smoketalon: WE SACKED YOU NOW GO AWAY!

Mistystar: :dies nine times:

Yellowfang: Its time to go to starclan!

Mistystar: No! There is still so much I need to do!

Yellowfang: do it in a second life

Mistystar: its so unfair! I lost all my lives at once!

Yellowfang: starclan can't heal old age

Mistystar: nooooooooooo!

Emberfoot: the world will explode in 10 seconds

Everyone: noooooooooooooo!

Flamewing: yeeeeeeeeeeeees!

Rosethorn: 10... 9... 8...

Smoketalon: 7... 6... 5...

Flamewing: foury... Threey... Twoey...

Stargleam: one...

Smoketalon & Rosethorn: I THOUGHT WE SACKED YOU!

World: BOOOM :explodes killing everyone but stargleam:

Stargleam: so... Warrior cats got talent is now discontinued because none of the contestants, judges and commentators survived the explosion. BYE! Only me and my mary suey randomness