"So, without any further commentary, does anyone have any particular questions about this mission? Please do ask ahead of time so we can get things sorted out in preparation for our big assignment. I want our strike force to be on their best form so that we can hit our enemies hard and without mercy, or any chance of retaliation." doctor Zac asked to the rest the meeting attendees.
"I have one, sir." The salmon pink fured fox who was codenamed 'Tala' asked while raising up her hand.
"What is it, my dear?" Zac asked 'Tala' as he stared at the brunette haired fox with salmon pink fur.
"If it's alright with the rest, I would perhaps like to give Wade some in the field experience with this mission. He needs to start somewhere if we want to teach him how to become a functional member of the Unit." She asked the white bat with lab goggles on his head.
"Wade? Who is Wade?" Zac asked her while giving a rather puzzled look as he had no active member currently under that name or alias.
"Opps, I forgot to tell you about that. That's is just name I thought of for the 'Project W' child I've rescued out of the human's base when I was captured that one time."
"You mean the psyker child?" Zac asked her in confusion.
Agent Tala then nodded her head. While she fully understood the risk of sending a child unto a battlefield, especially against a main enemy stronghold such as Castle Acorn. She also knew however that the child in question was no ordinary child, and that if he were to become a full fledge member of the Bad Egg Unit he must have some in the field real life experience.
"Yes sir, I know this is dangerous but he has to start somewhere. Perhaps he can stick with me on the assault and not enter the royal compound? That way he and I can contend with the royal guard while the more critical objective is carried out by our senior members."
"Very well then, he can accompany you and Psycho Witch on your assault. However, if he dies it will be your responsibility alone, professor. "Zac replied back to her.
"I understand completely, wait, Psycho Witch?"Tala asked.
"Che cosa?! Me, with 'Big Butt'?!" The black furred and messy haired fox woman in the blue dress exclaimed.
"Yes, both of you ladies will be working side by side on this one. Tala shall be our juggernaut, with the child helping here. You on the other hand Psycho Witch shall be our in the field medic and support operative."
"Si…" Psycho Witch said while setting back down and clearly furious.
"The child's codename will be 'Wrath', it's something I just thought off of the top of my head since all we really know about him is that he was named 'Project W': Zac said.
"I call him 'Wade', but you're the boss, sir." Agent Tala replied to the bat doctor.
"Hellllooooooo! Is anyone in there!? Don't tell me we're late for the party? "A loud and somewhat obnoxious voice came forth from the exterior of the vault door before proceeding to laugh in an even more obnoxious manner.
"Don't let him in, please." The dolphin replied while rubbing his forehead in annoyance.
"Yooohooo, anyone home?! C'mon fellas I go the damned kid here with me! Do you really want ME to be stuck with junior over here? Ha ha!"
"Let him in, sir. If he tries anything I will break his bones." Tala replied showing signs of concern for Wrath.
"To make your bread?" Psycho Witch replied while laughing.
"Hush!" Tala let out at her rather coy female vulpine counterpart.
Zac then proceeded to press a button on his wrist console, and the large vaulted door automatically opened with a loud 'kakhunk!' sound. Soon the vaulted door opened once more an out from it stepped forth an adult male clownfish with what appeared to be a demented clown facepaint plastered upon his face and a small male fox child wearing glasses with dark grey fur. The fox walked over towards Tala to set next to her while the clownfish skipped around as if he were dancing at this very unfitting time.
"He didn't hurt you, did he?" Tala asked the kid fox.
"No, I would have defended myself." The fox child replied to her.
"Good boy, if he tries anything. you have my permission to kill him." Tala said while patting the child's head.
"Oh Ophelia, I'm hurt. You don't seem to trust me around junior. Oppsie, did I say your real name outload? My bad."
She let out a slight groan as the clown fish let out a slight chuckle. Over on the other side of the table her rival, Pyscho Witch was snickering as well. Ophelia then instructed the child to sit down in the seat next to her.
"So, what type of little shin dig are we having here eh bats?" The clown fish asked Grandmaster Zac.
"Well despite your tardiness I will tell you, we're planning to invade the Kingdom of Acorns and..."
"Oohhh goodie! I always wanted to visit my favorite Renaissance fair reenactment! Perhaps I can teach the local yokels how to really use the wonderful invention of gunpowder! Hee hee hee!" The clownfish said cutting off Zac.
"Ugh, why did I even bother offering you to be my henchman?" The dolphin in orange and gold asked in annoyance.
"Oh don't worry Apex old bean, I'm pretty sure I can go along with this script that even some twenty four year old nerd could come up with in a haste! HA! HA! HA!" The clownfish said as he busted out laughing.
"Alright, enough clownfish. You will do things our way or you will be locked up here." Their leader Zac sternly ordered.
"Oh alright, as long as I get to put a lovely smile on those posh and rather boring royals of Acorn." The clownfish replied to him.
"Good, then I will assign you with the infiltration team of Starswimmer, Thorn, and myself." Zac said.
"Jawohl!" the clownfish replied back while giving a mocking 'salute' as he reclined back into one of the chairs at the table.
"Then it's settled, the assault team shall be Tala, Psycho Witch, and Wrath. The Infiltration shall be Star Swimmer, Thorn, the Clown, and myself. Now I want everyone to get a good night's rest and be prepared, as well as at their optimum for tomorrow's mission. In the morning we shall load up and…Excuse me?" doctor Zac said as he noticed the clownfish was pretending to be asleep.
"ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ. Snore ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ." The clownfish literally said out as he lied on the table.
Soon doctor Zac had enough of the cowfishes' tomfoolery. Using an implanted laser found on his goggles he activated it and fired a tiny beam right above the cowfishes' head. This in turn admittedly startled the clownfish as he realized some of his dyed hair had been burnt by the beam. He let a slight 'yousah!' before perking up and staring at Zac while giggling.
"As I've said, I will not accept incompetence. You all better be ready for this mission. I will not tolerate failure, am I making myself clear enough?" Zac asked them all with a stone cold gaze.