Guoden tan! -made up Amestrian-So yeah, I'm back from being trapped in the horrible world of reality -shudders- School started and it sucks! XO I can't write as much anymore! Merh...

Anyway, just gonna explain some things I failed to explain last time. :P This is so far the longest chapter because I haven't written Reincarnations for a while and my...'muses'-wink in Sister's direction- gave me alot to work on. Just people, stop saying that I'm in this fic! Ayumi and I just happen to have the same name because I'm uncreative when it comes to characters BASED on me!

And like, I've been asked about Ed's accent alot. Thought I would. Okay, so Ed's accent sounds like a mix between German, Russian and British. Totally hot, right? So, uh, stuff he does that I don't feel like writing in when he talks through Ayumi is like, lisping his S's, all his A's sounding flat, some F's sounding like T's, (thrinking, hehehe). Oh, and he drops his R's, but all New Yorkers do that anyway, so no difference there, lol. And, let's see, another question I got. Is Rei and Kiyoko based on my real sisters? n.n Yup! They picked their names and everything. Most of the things I make them do I ask them first, hounding them to tell me their reactions and what they'd say. Mwahaha! -if you can't tell, I am answering questions from people for the rest of the fanfic, so ask away!-

I know I'm talking too much but last question!!! Someone asked how the fanfic is going to end and about when, like how MB was about 12 chapters. Well! ...how can you ask me that? XO Um, I think it might actually be up to 15 chapters or something (my longest serious one yet!) plus random bonus chapters and a sequel. :P

Okay! NOW, I'm finally starting!!! Finally!

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On instinct, the first thing I tried to do was hide. Why, I don't know. The second Ed finished giving me back control I ducked down and tried to stuff myself underneath the couch, painfully I might add. Kiyoko stared at me with her eyebrows raised, and I could tell Ed wanted to do the same thing. "What are you doing?" They both asked.

"They can't catch me looking like Ed!" I replied hastily. Then, I stopped for a second and blinked. "Oh yeah, I told them about my cosplay!" I grinned in relief, trying to scramble my lower half out from under the couch.

"You're an idiot." Kiyoko muttered, shaking her head at me. I flipped her off, making her frown. But I finally freed myself and after sticking my tongue out at her, I ran to the foyer where my parents were.

Slightly ignoring their surprised faces when they caught sight of me, I kissed both of them on their cheeks and smiled as calmly as I could. I was just about to explain all about my 'cosplay' when Rei came running in, yelling, "Ayumi got possessed by Edward Elric!"

"What??" They both said in almost a yell. I glared at her with the same look of a homicidal maniac and mouthed a threat to throttle her. Her eyes widened big time and she look this chance to flee the room as fast as she could.

"What's she talking about?" My dad asked, both of his eyebrows raised.

Ed suggested with a small snicker. After vowing to murder my little sister, I sighed mentally.

"Okay." I looked at my parents and tried to smile again (though probably failing miserably) "Yeah, long story short, the spirit of Edward Elric's in my body."

My dad looked at me like I was insane.

"Who?" My mom just blinked at me as she asked. I muttered a curse under my breath. It makes it so much harder when they don't watch anime! "Okay, rephrasing. Um...Mom, remember when I told you about FMA?"

She blinked again, scratching through her permed black hair. "...oh! The idiot who tried to bring his mother back to life?" She guessed.

Ed echoed angrily. I chuckled slightly. "Ignore that, Ed." I told him while at the same time starting to explain more about what happened, which was harder then it looks. They kept asking questions like 'What is alchemy' and etc. So, I had to demonstrate by transmuting my automail (I found out that I could do alchemy. Awesome!), which made them freak out and ask what happened to my arm and leg and junk. I think an hour passed until I had FMA and what happened fully explained. My throat felt all dry. I need water...

"Ayumi, can this Ed guy talk through you?" My dad asked, folding his arms over his chest.

I nodded. Ed started the transfer quickly. I was kinda glad I didn't have to talk anymore. When Ed had control he randomly shook my head for some reason and put my hair in a braid. No fair! "Alright, it's Ed." He said.

"Awww, what a cute accent!" My mom gushed with a quick hug. Ed made a kinda uncomfortable squeaking sound when she did. My dad just stared at us like we were crazy again. "This is Ed, right?" He asked in an unsure tone.

"Uh, yes." Ed replied simply. My dad nodded, stepping closer until he was right in front of us. "Listen here." He started, jabbing his finger in my face and glaring hard. "Don't you even think about doing any funny stuff with my daughter or I'm coming after you. I don't care if you don't have a body of your own. Got it?"

"Yes, sir." Ed squeaked. I laughed, because it sounded funny for Ed to be scared at my dad. I guess he's just not used to these kinds of threats. Plus, my dad is pretty buff. My dad nodded, and stopped giving us the evil eye. "Good." He turned and headed for the stairs near the living room.

"Oh, don't mind him." My mom chuckled with a smile in my direction. "He's always wanted a son. We both did. But with 3 girls already…" My mom trailed off, shrugging her shoulders. "Anyway, Edward, feel free to…us…be in my daughter. Welcome to the family!" She hugged us again, making Ed do the squeaking thing again. How cute!

"Thank you, Mrs…um…" Ed started. It occurred to me that I never told him our last name. Haha…oops.

"Oh, just call me Mom." She smiled, letting me go and patting my head.

"Thank you…Mom." Ed repeated slowly, staring at the ground. My mom looked at him questionably, then gasped and covered her mouth with her hand. "Oh, Ed, I'm so sorry! I forgot that your mother-"

"It's fine. Forget it." Ed said quickly, waving my hand around nonchalantly. My mom nodded and sighed. "Let me talk to Ayumi for a second?"

"Sure." Ed transferred again. I'm beginning to really hate that. The tingly feeling bothers me. I got control and quickly got my hair out of it's braid, making Ed curse. "Yeah, Mom?" I asked once I was ready.

"Go get changed now, otherwise we'll be late." Mom looked at her wrist, tapping her gold watch. I stared at her, raising an eyebrow. "Late for what?"

She rolled her eyes. "It's Wednesday."

I gasped, in a pose much like The Scream. Don't ask why, I'm just weird like that. "It is?! I thought today was Tuesday!"

"Yesterday was Tuesday, Ayumi. Today's Wednesday."

"But wasn't yesterday Monday?!"

"Monday was 2 days ago!" She sighed out in frustration. "I swear, that computer is completely rotting your brain."

"Ugh, I can't believe this." I groaned with my face covered. "What happens on Wednesdays?" Ed questioned with slight regret in his voice. Mouthing a curse, I sighed.

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Ed continued. Why must he shout in my head?! I sighed to myself, glaring at the people staring at me as I followed my family to our usual spot. I snapped. My mom got us seats and started setting up. Kiyoko and Rei both ran off, jumping into the deep end of the pool with loud, excited squeals. I dropped off my towel and focused on putting on my matching black goggles.Ed was still yelling at me as I walked to the poolside. I just ignored him, noting to myself that the deep end was about 10 feet deep. Yay!

Taking in a breath, I cannonballed into the pool, making a huge splash. Ed started panicking. What really sucked was that he was right. I started sinking like a fricking rock! Flailing under the water, I fought it and swam to the surface. My head broke through the water. I couched out some water, splashing around wildly. It got really tiring trying to stay up. Waving my arm to the lifeguard stand, I took in one more quick breath before sinking again.

I got to the bottom pretty fast. Blinking through my goggles, I observed the scene calmly. What a nice shade of blue the water was. My hair was floating around freely, almost looking green. Ed was just screaming my name frantically. I didn't answer, lifting my head to stare at the surface. The light shining down it looked so pretty! I really do love being in water. How lucky I can hold my breath for a while. A few minutes must've passed by now. I watched as a couple of tiny bubbles gloated up and smiled slightly. Ugh. My vision started clouding. Black crept into my sight but still I watched the surface. Without wanting to, I coughed. A ton of bubbles escaped my mouth and floated up. I watched them, feeling myself falling. My lungs burned, begging for oxygen. Ed was still yelling my name, but then he just sounded far off until I couldn't hear him anymore. My eyes closed.

And opened again. I was on my back, floating in a sea of black, just suspended in the air. My goggles had vanished. I could breathe again, gratefully gulping down air. I looked around but saw nothing. I called for Ed and heard nobody. Creepy. I frowned slightly. Somehow, this felt all too familiar.

I asked myself. I felt way too tired to try and figure it out. Closing my eyes, I just let myself float there.

A pressure pursed on my chest, pulling me out of the coma state I was in. Feeling something in my mouth, I coughed. Water dribbled down my neck. My eyes fluttered open weakly.

"She's breathing!"

"Thank goodness!"

"Ayumi, you alright?"

I blinked several times. I was lying on the ground, with this mob all around me. "You okay?" I boy asked me, who I assume was a lifeguard. Ooh, he's cute! He had these nice bluish0gray eyes and long black hair. Yay, he was giving me CPR!

"What happened?" I asked, fighting the need to smile. My voice sounded weird. Ugh, sore throat…"You almost drowned." He answered calmly and pointed to my automail arm. "This thing real?"

"Yeah, I-" I stopped and gasped, getting into a sitting position. "Ed?!" I shouted in a panic.

Ed breathed out, obviously in the same shock I was in.

"Hey…you okay?" The boy asked, looking concerned. I was just about to fangirl in my head when my chest started burning again. It was worse then before. It felt almost like automail pain! Unable to answer, I just shook my head. See, at this point I had two options. One was to scream and cry like a baby, meaning I look like an idiot in front of the hot lifeguard. Or, I could two, just pass out. So, I chose that, slumping against him and closing my eyes. Before I completely zoned out, I heard him shouting for an ambulance in his hot voice, then I just completely fainted.

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He's using my body again. I had randomly thought. The thought pulled me out of a very good and long dream I had, with Ed and the hot lifeguard. (I realized in horror that I didn't know anything about him. Why, oh, why didn't I ask him for anything during the 20 seconds I was consious?? His name, cell phone number, student ID number, anything that I could use to contact him again!!) Wondering how long I had been unconsious for, I confirmed my thought easily. Ed was using my body again. Dammit!

It seemed like he was talking to someone. I hated not being in control. It's hard to actually see what's going on, it's kinda dark until you get the hang of it. Looking through my eyes that he stole, I saw my mom and my doctor. We were all in this large white room that looked very familiar. I cursed loudly. I was at a hospital!

"Oh, she's awake," Ed informed them, finally noticing. "I can't believe this!" I yelled at him. He blinked a few times innocently.

"She's up?? Can we talk to her?" My mom asked anxiously. She sounded worried. How long was I out for again? Ed nodded my head and transferred out. I winced when I got control. For some reason, my whole body was aching.

I tried to move, but realized to my displeasure that I was bound to the table by 3 thick brown straps. Kinky, I thought before I could stop myself. Ed scolded me through embarrasement. I ignored him and looked at my mom. "Why am I strapped to a table?" I ask.

"Ayumi, I'm so glad your alright!" My randomly gushed, leaping up from the chair she was sitting on and squeezing me into a tight hug.

"Ow! Can't breathe!" I quickly shouted, which made her let go. I quickly caught my breathe and sighed. "What happened anyway?"

I got 3 different answers at the same time. "You drowned," My mom told me, when Dr. Winters, which is the name of my doctor said, "Your heart was under stress." which made no sense, but at the same time Ed muttered, "You died." That one was just slightly freaky.

"Huh?" I blinked twice. "At the pool, those things you have for body parts weighed you down and you almost drowned to death." My mom explained as calmy as possible, though it was obvious she was tempted to rip my automail off right now. "Idiot." She added.

"Actually, I think you did die. Or rather, you were suspended between life and death. Like I had been." Ed cut in. I guess that explained the black void thing. So I wasn't imagining it. That's good, I'd hate to think I was possessed, half dead AND insane.

"And afterwards, you passed out from a pain in your chest, right? Plus, your mother claimed you currently had 2 souls in your body, but I guess Edward confirmed it. Your body, including your heart was just under stress from the weight of 2 souls. We did some things to relax it." Dr, Winters explained. I'm still frigging confused though. Nothing they're saying is making sense. I just want to go back to sleep.

"Um...you didn't...operate on me, did ya?" I asked nervously. Dr. Winters laughed, which I think is a good sign. Unless he's terribly sadistic. Then that's bad. "No, od course not! We just gave you a few injections, that's all."

Shit! I hate getting shots. Well, who likes pointy sticks being stabbed into you? I guess that explained why I was strapped down. Last time I was supposed to get a shot, I kinda freaked out, kicked the doctor, um, down there and jumped out a window. On the first floor of course. And I had to get the shot anyway. Ed must've read my mind (how rude!), because he quickly said, "It's not what you think. I'm alot more mature then I was back then. It's not like I'm scared of shots anymore."

"Oh, really?" I smirked, looking back into Ed's memories. How cool! He started complaining that I was cheating. In the memory I saw, I saw him running around the office screaming his/my head off until my mom tackled him to the ground and dragged him to the table. Ed chuckled nervously. "That doesn't cought." He muttered. I laughed out loud. The both of them stared at me with their eyebrows raised. I stopped quickly. "Um...Ed said something funny..." I muttered in embarrasement.

"Um, sure honey." Mom turned to Dr. Winters as I cursed silently under my breath. "Now that sh's awake, is it alright to bring her home?"

He nodded. My mom smiled. "Great!" She came to my side and started undoing the straps. She quickly finished and 3rd strap and pulled me to my feet. The room spun wildly. "Someone get me off this ride." I muttered, toppling over. It seemed like a logical thing to say. My mom caught me and blinked.

"She might be a bit weak at the moment." Dr. Winters noted apoligetically.

"This is all your dault, Ed." I yelled telepathically.

"No, it's not! Your the one who practically killed yourself." Ed shot back.

"Not my fault." I groaned out loud, hoping my mom would carry me. She did, but not the way I wanted. She instead grabbed me and slung me over her shoulder, which hurt alot. She just laughed when I whined. Some mother. I felt way too tired to stay awake much longer though.

"Ed...when I wake up, you better not be using my body to go on the computer again." I told him. "I won't." He answered in a slightly suspecious tone. I was going to question him when I got way more sleepier. I fell asleep instantly.

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Anyone notice I usually end the chapter with Ayumi falling asleep? ...I'm so..unoriginal...

It's funny. I have a notebook that I pre-write Reincarnations in now. I had to copy the first 5 chapters into it first, but I got it! It even has a table of contents! We're up to page 72 in my notebook XD Hope you liked this chapter! It's starting to get serious now, since this wasn't supposed to be a comedy in the first place. It just happened :P

Reviews would be gladly accepted, they make me update faster if ya know what I mean -wink-