5-22 (Haruhi's Journal)
So i was Casually walking to the host club today. I was hoping somthing between Mori,and Honey would happen, and somthing did happen! Not exactly what i was expecting, but anywho. I heard a little bit of panting,and footsteps from behind me. When i turned around I saw Mori running towards me at full speed, with Honey riding on his head. As he got to me he stopped.
"Haruhi...we need your advice" Mori said with a serious look on his face.
"um, ok what is it?" I replied having no idea what was going on.
"come with us!" Honey said full of energy. The two (or Mori) started walking, i followed.
"What's all this about?" I asked.
"You'll find out when we get there!" Honey replied. He wasn't acting completly normal, but still acting happy like he always was. i was so curiouse to find out what this was about i coulden't keep still (fortunatly i didn't have to since we were walking somewhere). I wondered if i was going to be the first one they would tell their secret to! Or mabye everyone else already knew, and even if i was the first being told it woulden't be news to me. I hadn't told anyone about what i saw so i don't think anyone else knows (unless i wasn't the only stalker). The one thing that always puzzeled me was when hikaru,and Kaurou called me. First of all they didn't stop calling me even when i ignored them, like they knew i was there, secondly when i did pick up all they did was tell me that Tamaki was coming. i didn't even respond to them and they hung up like they knew i needed to stop him. They coulden't have been stalking too, but they had to have known somthing! We finally arived in the court yard where they feel asleep, confesed there love, and had their first kiss. The court yard of memories! Mori sat down on the bench of memories! So i sat next to him...on the bench of memories! (ok i'll stop with the momories thing).
"Ok whats this all about?" i asked. Wait then i just thought what if they saw me stalking them and were going to tell me they didn't like me anymore! that would be horrible! (i was forgetting the fact that they asked for my advice).
"We know."Mori said. Then i really thought that was what they were going to say.
"kn-kn-kn-know what?"i asked stutering.
"We know you saw us kissing!"honey said happily. Then i froze Oh Shit!
"It's ok we don't mind" Honey continued waving his hand. that made me feel better.
"Um...ya well i was walking, and well i kinda saw you...and well i coulden't help myself" I lied trying to make myself not look like a stalker.
"you were stalking us weren't you?"Mori said. Oh Shit! At that point i came clean.
"yes..."i replied with my head down.
"it's ok! was it enjoyable?" Honey asked lightening the mood. then without thinking i quickly responded
"yes it was practically out of a slash fanfic or something". The i realized what i just said. Oh Shit! They now know me as a stalker, and yaoi fanatic. I don't even read fanfics that often. i mean only like once or seventeen times a day...oh who am i kidding i'm a yaoi fanatic.Mori laughed loudly. He had a nice laugh...i never really noticed before since he doesn't laugh that often. Then he got seriouse.
"Haruhi...we really need your advice."He said.
"On what?"i asked.
"Well Takashi's evil maid Bertha caught us after we got busy ,and Momble mumble, mumble" Honey started saying when Mori covered his mouth. Then i got really happy!!!
"You to got...Busy!" i said. My eyes were sparkleing. Mori was blushing like mad! It was adorable, and hilariouse!
"Yes we did!" Honey said happily he wasn't embaarresed at all.
"i'll help you with anything you need if you tell me one thing!" I said...There was a seriouse pause.
"Who was on top?!" I asked breaking the silence. Mori was blushing more! it was so much fun making Mori feel uncomfortable! even if it was sexual harrasment. So I'm a stalker, yaoi fanatic, and sexual harraser...great.
"What you can't guess?" Honey asked.
"Mori of course!" He said smiling. He had no shame about it what so ever.
"Yes that does make the most scence" I replied. Mori was dyeing with embarresment! He was so red it was funny. He looked away for a second. I guess he felt like a pedophile or somthing, for having sex with someone who looked like they were about 7 (weather or not he is actually 18).
"Sorry Mori i didn't mean to embarrase you that much" I said feeling a little guilty.
"i-it-it's s-s-s'okay" Now Mori was stutering.
"Don't worry about him he's just embarrased about letting one of his friends know" Honey replied.
"O.K. tell me what happened!" i said seriously. Then i got a phone call. i looked at it! it was The twins. I picked up.
"Hello?" i asked.
"The king is coming again"They said, and hung up. They had to have known something!
"What's going on?" honey asked. I didn't pay attention. i looked around. If the twins were near us we would've heard then say 'the king is coming again'. Then i looked up.
"Are there any places that people could see this court yard from above?" i asked.
"Yes" Mori said.
"The hallway leading to the third music room." he finished. I looked up and from above i saw the hallway which had glass windows, and there looking at us were Hikaru,and Kaurou. But i didn't have time for that. I needed to stop Tamaki!