"What?" Haruhi said densly to Asuka.

"I said, Get Honey to school, Mori is coming there" She said.

"His Parents are letting him move back!" Haruhi said with a happy look on her face.

"No, He ran away" Asuka said confidently.

" Oh! how Romantic!" Haruhi replied.

"So, get Honey to school!" Asuka yelled.

"Oh, yeah, Right!" Haruhi said hanging up.

"Geez that girl" Asuka said as she put her cell phone in her pocket.

"Where did you say Mr.Morinozuka was?" A maid who had just entered the room said. It was Miyuki The creepy maid dressed all in Black.

"Oh crap" Asuka whispered.

"I beleive I should tell the head mistress, no?" She said with a flat voice, and an emotionless face.

"um, " Asuka started to say, but Miyuki disappered into the darkness, which was really creepy.

"How did I know this woulden't be easy..." Asuka said to herself.

Mori was running down the street, into the City. He would have to get a taxi to go to the train station. He was very thankful for the money. As he got into the city he signaled a Taxi, and one came to him.

"The Train station" He said to the driver. The driver nooded, and smiled. She was pretty, and young. She had lavender hair that was seperated into 4 little pigtails.

"What brings you to the Train station? Going anywhere in particular?" She asked making polite conversation.

"To Tokyo" He replied.

"What brings you to that big city?" She asked.

"I'm going to visit my Lover" He said.

"YOUR LOVER!!!!!" She yelled turning completley around to face him letting go of the wheel, not paying attention to the road. Her eyes were large, and sparkling.

"Um...yes, shoulden't you be paying attention to the road?" He asked. Worried for their lives.

"Oh right" she said turning around to face the road.

"I love love stories more then life itself. Anyway, what's the lucky girl's name?" She asked.

" His name is Mitsukuni" He said. Then The car stopped, and she turned her entire body around to face him.

"It's a GUY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" She screamed With her eyes so big they went passed the top of her head.

"Yes" Mori said with a worried look on his face.

"THAT'S HOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!" She screamed.

"And romantic, and sweet, and awesome, and sounds like it's out of some perfect fanfiction that people should review a bunch for!" Author: cough She yelled.

"it woulden't be sweet, if I suddenly died in a car accident" he said with a confident look on her face.

"Oh, right" She said

"The only thing i Love more then love stories, is love storeis with two guys" She said.

"Wait." she said Stoping the car (again).

"What?" He asked.

"It would take hours for you to get there by train! I'll drive you!" She said.

"But it's less expensive to go by train" he said.

"Not today it's not! It's always a free ride on the 'Save people's true love' Taxi ride! I'll be your driver today, my name is Chiko!" She replied, still with the car stopped in the middle of the street.Mori had a look of 'WTF' written across hos face. Chiko started driving again.

"Um, won't you get in trouble or something?" He asked trying to get her not to do this.

"Ya probly, but i don't care, Um only doind this job for spare cash." She said. Turning around (to the way to Tokyo!).Mori sighed. 'No way changing her mind' he thought.

"Sorry say here no one aloud in by the name of Haruhi, Karou, Hikaru, Mori, Asuka, Rei, Emi, or Sara." Said the maid who answered the door. They were at Honey's house trying to get in to tell Honey the good news.

"No you have to let us in!!!" Haruhi beseched.

"I said NO!" the maid said getting frustrated. Haruhi grabbed the maid's leg.

"PLEASE!!!!" She cried.

"GET OFF ME! YOU LITTLE TWIT" The maid yelled kicking Haruhi off, and slamming the door.

" crap..." Haruhi said with a frustrated look on her face.

"Wait i Have a plan" Hikaru said. taking out a layout of the houses.

"We could take a rope, and jump from the house next door, landing on the roof of Honey's house, like in Mission impossible 3" Hikaru said drawing little like symbolizing the rope.

"That gives us a 24 chance of making it to Honey's house." He continued.

"It's better then 23" Haruhi said.

" my thoughts exacactly" Karou replied.

"Wait i have a better plan" Renge said, but they just shushed her.

"Then we break in from the upstair window, giving us a 12 chance of no one noticing" He said.

"Better then 11" Haruhi said.

"my thought exactly" Karou replied.

"Wait what about my plan!?" Renge asked. They just shushed her again.

"Then we have an 18 chance of success" Karou said couculating it.

"Better then 17" Haruhi said.

"my thoughts exactly" Hikaru said.

"LISTEN TO MY PLAN!!!!" Renge yelled. They looked scared, and decided to listen.

"She never said anyone names Renge coulden't get in" She said, which wasn'tr exactly a plan per say. So they rolled with it. She walked to the door, and rang the doorbell. The maid answred it.

"I said NO!" She said upon seeing them.

"Wait, My name isn't Haruhi, Karou, Hikaru, Mori, Asuka, Rei, Emi, or Sara!" Renge said stopping the door with her foot so the maid coulden't shut the door. The maid glared at Renge for a while.

"fine." She said, and let Renge in.

"Thank you." she said entering the house graciously. The door slammed behind her.

"what are the chances she won't screw it up?" Hikaru asked.

"I'd say 15" Karou replied.

"Better then 14" Haruhi said.

" My thought exactly" Hikaru replied.

"Where is the little darling?" Renge asked the maid.

"who?" She replied.

"Honey you twit!" Renge said angrily. The maid looked angrily at her, and said

"in his room".

"Thank you, I'll be sure to mention you in this month's 'Moe at the Host club'" Renge replied. trotting up the stairs.

"Thanks." The maid replied, not caring what-so-ever.

"Honey! It's me your bestest friend in the whole universe!" Renge said standing outside of the door. Honey notcing that it was a girl's voice said

"Haruhi!".

"Nope even better!" Renge said.

"Asuka?".

"Nope!"

"Rei?"

"It's Renge you twit!".

"Oh...what are you doing here?" He asked opening the door. Honey was in the cutest sailor boy outfit.

"I'm here to save your love life!" She said, not noticing Honey's father was right behind her.

"What?" Honey asked not noticing either.

"Mori has run away, and wants to see you at school!!!!" she yelled. Honey looked happy with big eyes, as he noticed his father standing behind Renge.

"oh crap." Honey said, with scared eyes.

"what?" Renge said turning around. seeing Honey's very scary father.

"OH MY GOD HONEY RUN THE MONSTER IS GOING TO EAT US!" She yelled grabbing Honey's hand, and running. She ran out of the house Honey in hand. Honey's father ran after them, and stopped next to the maid at the door.

"Why did you let her in?" He asked.

"Her name wasn't on the list" She rpelied.

"We'll why did you let her in if she was with people who's name was on the list!?" He asked. angered.

"Hey! I am not Perfect, you cannot blam me I am not Jesus!" she said with her German accent shining through at full.