Cocoa: Ok... Ok... You get it. I'm in here very early in the morning -yawn-, and this will be a very special one. Introducing: My BFFL Suki!
Suki: Hey Ya'll! HEY RYOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ryou: This girl freaks me out... Looks like SOMEONE likes their caps lock.
Cocoa: Ok... eep. Ice the Angel Tiger Mew Mew:
Hi Ryou!I'm one of your fangirls as well!
1)Do you like Zakuro or Lettuce?
2)Ryou,have you ever wanted to kill Masaya?
3)Ryou,you are so hot...
4)Oh and my characters say Hi!and they want you to kiss Kish
and Masaya.
That's all for now.Bye!
Ryou: No, I don't. Lettuce likes me, I know, and Zakuro is just a friend. I guess, yeah, time to time, I have wanted to kill him... Yeah... So sue me. Oh, and, saying I'm "hot" is NOT a question!!! I don't get paid enough for this...
Cocoa: I said NO DARES BAKA!
Suki: BAKABAKABAKABAKABAKABAKABAKABAKABAKABAKABAKABAKABAKABAKABAKA
Cocoa: Next up: Mew Kool Kat! God, I don't get paid enough, either, for this, wait, I don't get paid AT ALL for this! Anyways:
Hi!I have a few dares and questions for Ryou...
1. Ryou, I dare you to french-kiss Cocoa for five minutes straight!
2. Ryou, who do you like?Lettuce or Zakuro?
Well that's all for now! I'll be back...
Ryou: I'm NOT french-kissing Cocoa. She now has a boyfriend. I don't like Lettuce-san OR Zakuro-san, forget it!
Cocoa: Yeah! We all know you like Ichigo.
Suki: Ryou and Ichi' sittin' in a tree, K.I.S.S.I.N.G.!
Ryou: -death glare-
Cocoa: Any.. anyways... Uh, n-next u-up is... Kawaii-Semyl.
-jumps up and down-
Oh me me me!I've got a dare!
Call Ichigo!NOW NOW NOW!
Then confess to her...YOUR UNDYING TRUE LOVE!
Plz plz plz onegai!
Ryou: I've got one word for you... No.
Cocoa: And I've got 2 words for you... NO DARES!
Suki: And I've got... -counts on fingers-... 7 words. I'm bored! Can we move on, now, baka?
Cocoa: Actually, that's 8 words. Ok, Ok, next up: Misha12!!! Go MISHA12 NYAA!!!!! Ok. Moving on.
Hiya! Ryou-
Luna: 12? You thought I was 12?
M-12: Yeah you're kinda way off...
Luna: I'M 13 MILLION YEARS OLD! Uh...you didn't hear anything. I'm only that old 'cause I'm a witch! And I can make you kiss Mew Cocoa Shirogane and I can make you like it. (pokes Ryou multiple times with a fire finger. Really, her finger is on fire.)
M-12: Calm down girl! (throws a steak in the corner on a plate.)
Luna: (cheetah ears and tail pop out & and runs to the steak) -PURR-
Ryou:...
M-12: Question #1: Did you read Running forever? 'Cause if you didn't I'll shoot you with cat nip.
Luna: CAT NIP?!?! (smiles ear-to-ear)
M-12: Yeah, cat nip, question #2: In my fic: Why Me, Luna sees you drinking whiskey and chugs the whole thing down before you get to say a word. Now, would you actually drink alcohol?
Question #3: I must agree with Dracoluvrx (hard to spell): the RyouXIchigo pair must live on! I'll pay-what am I saying?! You have all the money in the world. Kays... I want you to ask Ichigo out now, or else I'll shoot you with cat nip. (holds cat nip gun up to Ryou's forehead) DO IT!
Ryou: -reads Misha12's profile- Oh. Yeah it says it right there: 13 million years old. Ok... I read most of Running Forever, i haven't gotten the chance to finish it yet though unfortunatly. I love it, though! That part where she was talking to the snake reminded me of Harry Potter. Ok... Uh... Do I? Do I? Uh... I'd really rather not answer that... Eep. No, I don't have all the money in the world. But, other than this well-paying job, I don't really work, so, I'm kinda like Grandpa. Just sitting around, inheriting money. Anyways, I'd love to just walk up to Ichi and say, "Ichigo, I love you. Will you go out with me?" But, she'd die laughing. So, gomen nasai. :D
Cocoa: Uh oh, speaking of the she-devil, Ichigo has quite a message for you, up next. 2nd to last reviewer. Eep!:
What the heck is this? O.o;
Hey, Shirogane, aren't you tired of answering silly fangirl comments already? --; I mean... all they want to know is whether or not you're a good kisser and why you're... as they put it... "hot". That's all so very "original"...
And they think you have a middle name? Maybe you should quit playing with them and explain that Japanese folk typically don't have middle names... and that anime characters don't besides, nya. The whole thing doesn't even flow well and it isn't documented. ::waves official fanbook in the air::
I should totally tell Akasaka-san on you. He'd love to know his partner is stooping this low. And that you french kissed an under-age female and made her faint!
Oh, and by the way, can I have a raise? If you give me one... I might decide NOT to tell him.
Ryou: You don't know me very well, do you, Ichi? I'm not even japanese. I'm AMERICAN. And, Hai, I was tired of answering before I started. But, Cocoa pays me a lot. -shrug- Yeah. Oh, how so very "original," as you'd say. You're so pathetic. Asking AGAIN for a raise! Oh, let me think... NO! Go ahead, tell Keiichiro, but then I'll tell the world that you actually have a fanbook. That makes no scence. But, wait, THEY ALREADY NOW KNOW! Ok. Yes, I french-kissed Cocoa... So? The only reason you should care at all is if your in love with me and jeolous. I guess you love me.
Cocoa: You tell 'er Ryou! Ok, last reviewer, Unknown Onee-sama!
Konnichiwa, Ry-kun:33 I haven't reviewed in a while. O.o
1. YOU MUST ADMIT IT! YOU LIKE ICHIGO! XD
2. Oh, perverted and crazy dare is going to come out any second now . . . I dare you to french-kiss Cocoa . . . in a bed!! For thirty minutes! MWUAHAHAHAHAHAHA! X3
3. On MySpace, I'm gettin' married to you. X33 -random-
4. What's your birthday? I've always wondered that.
5. Can I have a kis? -puppydog eyes-
6. What's yer favorite music?
Ryou: What's up with the crazed fan-girl? 1. I won't admit it. 2. I will not. 3. ... 4. April 2nd. 5. No! and 5. mostly drepressing songs about people breaking up and stuff like that. Ok. I've got somewhere to be.
Cocoa and Suki: Where?
Ryou: Anywhere but here. Ja!
Suki: Oh Oh! Can I sign off?
Cocoa: Fine with me.
Suki: Alrighty! This is Suki Shirayuki, Signing off!
Cocoa: Sorry I hadn't updated in ever! I've been... busy.
Suki: With your boyfriend!
Cocoa: With SCHOOL.Now, uh, JA!